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ankit mishra · 10-05-2008, 07:58 PM

PoserX goes Modding....
(techno’s tip – The elementary identifying trait of a poser is his bike which has been modded to a bastardized version of different super bikes. The mods are sometimes so wacky that if the original manufacturer sees it he will jump off a high structure.

Ultimately bikers, the yardstick is:
The degree of outrageous modding is directly proportional to the square of the retardation quotient of the poser.. as you will find out.. Read On)

PoserX is back… 2 crashes later (read previous posts) my poor Pulsar… ahem ahem

… ""R1"" was in bad shape. After all fully faired bodies do not take shocks lightly. So, I am back to my modding shop. He is a great guy. He is the one who introduced me to lidless drags.

He also modded my previous Activa. He put red and blue neons all over the bodywork and painted it a sleek yellow.

Man.. people used to stare wherever I went. My ""R1"" does that now. But after this bust up, I was planning to convert my PHUT PHUT to that GZZZZ sound.

But how do I do that?? I go back to the guy and he says man that R1 is not worth it. Wait I will tell you a method. Fit 4 silencers – 2 on each side.

Ever heard 4 exhausts?? That R1 guy will never dare race with you.

I whole heartedly agree. After all if that R1 goes GZZZZZ then I will make mine GRRRRZZZRRZZZ.. And on top of that imagine how many chicks will look at me riding a bike with 4 silencers.

So, I modify my bike taking 15 days off from college and friends.. This time I convert it into the Hayabusa… You see the fairing was brought in specially for me.

I was planning to paint it in carbon fibre.. but who paints in carbon fiber in this city

??? That Ducati looked good in carbon fiber.. That carbon fiber paint must be available somewhere

…I finally give up the search and ask my modding guy for a suggestion.

He suggested a orange and blue combo. ORANGE … WOW…

This is it for sure.. An orange Hayabusa.. Even SUZUKI doesn’t have it.. Soon the mod is done…. And my ‘busa with 4 silencers rolls out.. Now where is that R1 guy?? I wil scare him with my exhaust.. Now it sounds like PHUTPHUTVROOMVROOM….. I wonder why still no GRZZGRZZ..

I zoom along lidless attracting attention everywhere.. People look at me.. I recently got my hair styled and lengthened.. I also have gone to the gym and built up my chest and biceps and I am wearing a tight fit shirt

… Still 2 guys riding their puny Karizmas make shocked and revolted expressions at my bike…

Their bikes have got xbhp.com written on the front fairing.. I wonder what that means…

Anyway I am about to zoom off .. The cops catch me for riding lidless… The senior mama takes a look at my bike and tells his constable to take it to the police station as he thinks that it is a stolen bike and I have got it modded.. 3 agonizing hours later and 1500 bucks lighter.

. I am released.

DRAT………Still looking for that R1…

.. I want to race it...

10-05-2008, 07:58 PM	#21 (permalink)
ankit mishra Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: new-delhi Posts: 74	PoserX goes Modding.... PoserX goes Modding.... (techno’s tip – The elementary identifying trait of a poser is his bike which has been modded to a bastardized version of different super bikes. The mods are sometimes so wacky that if the original manufacturer sees it he will jump off a high structure. Ultimately bikers, the yardstick is: The degree of outrageous modding is directly proportional to the square of the retardation quotient of the poser.. as you will find out.. Read On) PoserX is back… 2 crashes later (read previous posts) my poor Pulsar… ahem ahem… ""R1"" was in bad shape. After all fully faired bodies do not take shocks lightly. So, I am back to my modding shop. He is a great guy. He is the one who introduced me to lidless drags. He also modded my previous Activa. He put red and blue neons all over the bodywork and painted it a sleek yellow. Man.. people used to stare wherever I went. My ""R1"" does that now. But after this bust up, I was planning to convert my PHUT PHUT to that GZZZZ sound. But how do I do that?? I go back to the guy and he says man that R1 is not worth it. Wait I will tell you a method. Fit 4 silencers – 2 on each side. Ever heard 4 exhausts?? That R1 guy will never dare race with you. I whole heartedly agree. After all if that R1 goes GZZZZZ then I will make mine GRRRRZZZRRZZZ.. And on top of that imagine how many chicks will look at me riding a bike with 4 silencers. So, I modify my bike taking 15 days off from college and friends.. This time I convert it into the Hayabusa… You see the fairing was brought in specially for me. I was planning to paint it in carbon fibre.. but who paints in carbon fiber in this city??? That Ducati looked good in carbon fiber.. That carbon fiber paint must be available somewhere…I finally give up the search and ask my modding guy for a suggestion. He suggested a orange and blue combo. ORANGE … WOW… This is it for sure.. An orange Hayabusa.. Even SUZUKI doesn’t have it.. Soon the mod is done…. And my ‘busa with 4 silencers rolls out.. Now where is that R1 guy?? I wil scare him with my exhaust.. Now it sounds like PHUTPHUTVROOMVROOM….. I wonder why still no GRZZGRZZ.. I zoom along lidless attracting attention everywhere.. People look at me.. I recently got my hair styled and lengthened.. I also have gone to the gym and built up my chest and biceps and I am wearing a tight fit shirt… Still 2 guys riding their puny Karizmas make shocked and revolted expressions at my bike… Their bikes have got xbhp.com written on the front fairing.. I wonder what that means… Anyway I am about to zoom off .. The cops catch me for riding lidless… The senior mama takes a look at my bike and tells his constable to take it to the police station as he thinks that it is a stolen bike and I have got it modded.. 3 agonizing hours later and 1500 bucks lighter.. I am released. DRAT………Still looking for that R1….. I want to race it...