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ankit mishra · 10-05-2008, 11:18 PM

Poser goes stunting...)
(techno tip – Gentlemen, another elementary trait of posers are they attempt stunts a lot, that too without any sort of protection. And do not even think that they perform those flawless stunts like skyscraper or RSA guys do, but the stupidest variety that endangers them as well as bystanders and commuters.

But, even the "BIKE GOD"(yes there is one .. dint you know

) sometimes does not tolerate such stupidity and sends in divine intervention leaving a poser with disastrous results.

)

Hi Bikers , I am baaacccck. (What the hell did you think. ..I crashed somewhere.. you have to understand great men like us have to crash to elevate to higher levels of posing..

)

Now coming on to my new "Busa", I was not happy that the four silencers dint have anything written on them. So I went ahead and got the exhausts stickered.. Guess what I wrote on that …."DHOOM"

. The ‘Busa has only 2 piddly silencers, I have 4… 2 on each side.. ain’t that cool? Now aint that cool??

I was also looking for a really fatter rear tyre.. like that on a cruiser. Some guy suggested fitting an ambassador tyre at the rear but dint get a mechanic to fit that

.. anyway my current 150 section rear tyre is no less good.

Anyway, I ride on searching for that elusive ‘R1 when one fine sunny day, I chance across something at a traffic light. Looks like a bigger bike but a bit smaller than the ‘R1. Looks like another tasty superbike to hunt down..

It is a blue silver color and its got GSX-R 600 written on the rear cowl. And his exhausts have "Arrow" written on it. Why cant he write "DON" or "DHOOM" like me?

There are both rider and pillion on the bike, both wearing helmets and stuff. The pillion asks the rider what is this new Arrow stuff you fitted. The rider replies something that sounds like "racing baffles"… wonder what that means????

Anyway once the light turns green, I try to rev hard with my PHUTPHUTVROOM and scare him… but he sees a really empty stretch ahead and all I hear in the next 15 seconds is a really loud thunderous VROOOOOOOOOMMMMM

…. And they disappear in a wail of sound… Even some pedestrians jump on to the footwalk at the sound… WTF???

What the hell was that??

Why cant I get exhausts like those?? BOOHOOHOO….

I return home dejected to find a old friend of mine… PoserY. He owns a RX 135 which he regularly smokes 220s and ZMAs in street races.

And he stunts too wheelies and stuff that too helmetless.. As I said before helmets are for sissyboys...

So we both go together to a local girls college… heard a new batch joined there.. couple of hotties… no better place to impress…

We go over and already a couple of my poser friends are there.. modded bikes.. RX 100s … RX 135s...

PoserY starts pulling off stunts and stuff. My ‘Busa being a bit overloaded with fiber and courtesy the fatter tyre, I desist from any stunting.

He just keeps on doing his wheelies…. Just then a couple of those new girls come out of the college gate. Super cute chicks

…. PoserY heads their way and attempts a wheelie right in front of them.

He aviates the front wheel and does a extended wheelie …. And suddenly a out of nowhere a group of dogs chasing another dog run on to the road(territorial defence)…

PoserY is terrified .. he cant swerve in time and when he just manages to evade them and there is a ditch full of rainyday muck and garbage in his general direction of motion….

... SOMEBODY HELP....

SSPPLLLLLLLAAAAAAAATTTTTT………………….

PoserY’s perfectly styled hair is gone. His shirt is dripping with municipal waste as is his face

and the girls are howling with laughter

… We flee from the spot...

HMMM.. Even fate is too cruel sometimes…

(NEXT: Poser meets his Guru………..)

10-05-2008, 11:18 PM	#23 (permalink)
ankit mishra Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: new-delhi Posts: 74	Poser goes stunting...) (techno tip – Gentlemen, another elementary trait of posers are they attempt stunts a lot, that too without any sort of protection. And do not even think that they perform those flawless stunts like skyscraper or RSA guys do, but the stupidest variety that endangers them as well as bystanders and commuters. But, even the "BIKE GOD"(yes there is one .. dint you know) sometimes does not tolerate such stupidity and sends in divine intervention leaving a poser with disastrous results.) Hi Bikers , I am baaacccck. (What the hell did you think. ..I crashed somewhere.. you have to understand great men like us have to crash to elevate to higher levels of posing..) Now coming on to my new "Busa", I was not happy that the four silencers dint have anything written on them. So I went ahead and got the exhausts stickered.. Guess what I wrote on that …."DHOOM" . The ‘Busa has only 2 piddly silencers, I have 4… 2 on each side.. ain’t that cool? Now aint that cool?? I was also looking for a really fatter rear tyre.. like that on a cruiser. Some guy suggested fitting an ambassador tyre at the rear but dint get a mechanic to fit that.. anyway my current 150 section rear tyre is no less good. Anyway, I ride on searching for that elusive ‘R1 when one fine sunny day, I chance across something at a traffic light. Looks like a bigger bike but a bit smaller than the ‘R1. Looks like another tasty superbike to hunt down.. It is a blue silver color and its got GSX-R 600 written on the rear cowl. And his exhausts have "Arrow" written on it. Why cant he write "DON" or "DHOOM" like me?There are both rider and pillion on the bike, both wearing helmets and stuff. The pillion asks the rider what is this new Arrow stuff you fitted. The rider replies something that sounds like "racing baffles"… wonder what that means???? Anyway once the light turns green, I try to rev hard with my PHUTPHUTVROOM and scare him… but he sees a really empty stretch ahead and all I hear in the next 15 seconds is a really loud thunderous VROOOOOOOOOMMMMM…. And they disappear in a wail of sound… Even some pedestrians jump on to the footwalk at the sound… WTF??? What the hell was that?? Why cant I get exhausts like those?? BOOHOOHOO…. I return home dejected to find a old friend of mine… PoserY. He owns a RX 135 which he regularly smokes 220s and ZMAs in street races. And he stunts too wheelies and stuff that too helmetless.. As I said before helmets are for sissyboys... So we both go together to a local girls college… heard a new batch joined there.. couple of hotties… no better place to impress… We go over and already a couple of my poser friends are there.. modded bikes.. RX 100s … RX 135s... PoserY starts pulling off stunts and stuff. My ‘Busa being a bit overloaded with fiber and courtesy the fatter tyre, I desist from any stunting. He just keeps on doing his wheelies…. Just then a couple of those new girls come out of the college gate. Super cute chicks…. PoserY heads their way and attempts a wheelie right in front of them. He aviates the front wheel and does a extended wheelie …. And suddenly a out of nowhere a group of dogs chasing another dog run on to the road(territorial defence)… PoserY is terrified .. he cant swerve in time and when he just manages to evade them and there is a ditch full of rainyday muck and garbage in his general direction of motion…. ... SOMEBODY HELP.... SSPPLLLLLLLAAAAAAAATTTTTT…………………. PoserY’s perfectly styled hair is gone. His shirt is dripping with municipal waste as is his face and the girls are howling with laughter… We flee from the spot... HMMM.. Even fate is too cruel sometimes… (NEXT: Poser meets his Guru………..)