(PoserX rides the legendary Chetak..)
(techno tip – A carelessly ridden Chetak can be more disastrous than a carelessly ridden FireBlade.
Reckless riding on village roads can result in unpleasant consequences.
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Hello Bikers.. PoserX is back..
have been mostly out of action after that Ninja incident. PoserY and me have decided to visit my native place and we set off for the village. I meet up with my relatives and childhood friends..
First question is if I am suffering from any hair disease.
(grrr. My red and brown styled hair is like a hero only not for rustics).
My uncle has a ancient Chetak which makes a lot of noise..posers love noise and smoke..
and yeah I meet my village counter part PoserV. He is a Rajnikant and Mithun Chakraborty fan. He believes in stunting with his Luna TFR by trying to aviate over bullock carts.
He celebrated his 100th crash recently putting him in the big league with us.
Now one fine day.. me,PoserY and PoserV all three decide to go riding on the Chetak.. I have been eyeing the thing recently.. Looks good for thrashing and revving hard. My uncle tells me that the Chetak has a malfunctioning gearbox and clutch so ride it carefully. Careful who me…. Careful is for fools
Posers can make a non geared Fireblade stunt.
he he.
9:15 AM on a Sunday morning.. We all have bathed and are ready and we take the Chetak Out. Now the damn bugger doesn’t have a electric starter..
I attempt to start it.. It starts and begins sputtering.. PoserV sits on the rear seat with PoserY sharing it. (Brokeback Mountain anyone?)I am on the driver seat. I put 1st gear and release the clutch… NOTHING…
a loud clunk… and silence… The scooter engine dies..WTF..
PoserZ dismounts.. PoserV sits and I dismount to the side and begin starting it.. kick.. kick..kick..sputter..sputter..gaaaaaahh..
:mad : damn bloody scooter… Finally after the the 50th kick (or is it the 100th ?)
the scooter comes to life.. I engage 1st gear and release the clutch and full throttle .. NOTHING… GRRRR..
I kick the scooter’s side and suddenly a loud THUNK… HUH….
WHAAAAA.. HAAALP….
Ever seen a running wheelie? The scooter has its front wheel in the air. PoserY is hanging onto the rear spare tyre of the scooter
and PoserV has neatly landed in a open gobar gas plant and is tasting cowdung like a French chef.
I have my hands on the throttle and running alongside the scooter…
Goddamn thing goes for a good distance and I run down a small slope into a paddy field..
That too full of muck..
PoserY is dragged on his belly into the same.. 2 posers muddied and 1 poser eating dung…
damned scooter… %%$#$$..
(Next: PoserX tries his hand at Track Skills.
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