Topic approved
well a couple of incidents spring into my mind
1) This probably happens to everyone who's got a front wheel lock... sometimes you just forget that you've got it and the results can be embarassing...
2) Once this couple was on a bike ahead of me ...the girl's top was short and her jeans were low... well you get my drift, and every biker on the road was going near the couple, having a good look and then vrooming away to make way for the next one...
I was chortling away in my helmet both at the girl, who never realised what was going on and at the bikers who were trying so hard to make sure that no one else was looking at them while they were ogling...