Those were very hillarious guys... I am dying laughing.. lol..
Here are some from my side -
I posted these on Poser Diaries, before xBhp crashed.. and I missed this thread, so here again....
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I was riding in a decent speed to pick up my friend to go buy some books. While riding I saw some chicks coming out of a coaching class, I thought right time to flaunt my new bike and it's speed..
I pulled in full throttle and looked ahead (all this while my head was turned left gazing the chicks)
, then I noticed a stationary car which was not moving , I immediately pulled in the brakes trying to cut through the gap between that standing still stationary car and a slowly moving non-stationary rickshaw.. I saved the car but, fish-tailed and crashed into the rickshaw.. (I blame my enemies for the rain last night)
Kind people picked me up, and as got into my senses, and the rickshaw-wala grumbled at me, I fired back saying I'll pay whatever you damages are,
trying to gain the lost repo in front of those chicks, showing how rich, lavish and careless I am. Slowly, we both parties cooled down and I decided to pay the rickshaw-wala, as it was my fault and his damages were evident.
I pulled out my purse to pay him money, then I notice I just got Rs. 10 in my purse..
(Arrgghhh... my old bad and miserly habit to not keep money so, that I can refrain from spending even if I feel like). Now, I wished I could run away, but being a man, and being given words, couldn't do it.. (actually, there were little options to run away)
I called in my friend for rescue, it took him around half an hour to manage find me, which felt ages to me.. to pay this moron..
After that, I couldn't dare to ride on that road for around a month..
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This is one of my life's most embarassing moments, coz the people here knew me.. and I was without helmet
It was rainy season.. I had parked my bike the underground parking lot of my coaching class's building to save my bike from rain water... We were (few boys and lots of girls) waiting for the rain to get over. As the rain slowed down a but, I thought it was the right time to ride my bike out in style, flaunt it and return to home..
I went down and started the bike, and I rode it through the hypotenuse to main area, where people were standing.. I had to keep the bike on a good speed, scared that just in case the bike stalls and I roll down... As, I came out.. I hit a bumper which was just there where the parking area started... I did a small wheelie, and skidded like Hritik Roshan in Kaho Naa Pyaar Hai... due the pool of water there... (Loosers have excuses
) and ended up on being trapped under my bike near the boundary... I managed to stand up (smokes coming out of my ears, my face burning like hell) and a good friend helped me pick up my bike (I heard some girls saying - Pose maar raha thaa...)
*weeps* and I zoomed away... grinning on my bad luck..
Luckily, this was the last class of that subject, and in the next times, I wouldn't meet all of these spectators and my new fans..
, who I am sure, will never want to be my pillion..
This is something I still wish I could go back in past and change it.. Agghhh....
Next day, a good human being enquired me, if I was hurt... I said no.. I was just trying to entertain you people..
But after this incident, nothing seems much embrassing and I am very cool to lots of things, where I should have died in embrassment, like getting lectures from my boss for my late-ness, other minor crashes, my gifts being rejected, friends/ colleagues pulling my legs, getting poor marks in exams..
It feels good sharing this incident with other people, and... I have something nice to tell my kids, if I have someday..
Other minor incidents
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I was very new with my bike.. and a Phat Mamu (traffic police) stopped me, I thought he will ask for papers, instead he asked for lift.. God, I got very scared.. and felt my license was going to be revoked.. somehow I managed to drop him.. without literally dropping him
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It was Durga Puja time, and it is celebrated on a big scale at my place, I had to pick up my friend to visit pandals, lots of roads were blocked, i.e. made No Entry.. still few people rode through quickly, I too thought of doing so.. but, a mamu came, pulled me, took out my bike's keys and asked for license... I started arguing that, you are letting others go, why not me... and you know these mamus, I was trapped as they won't listen anything.. they continued asking me for license, I quickly took out my license and showed him, he then asked for vehicle papers, I was dumbstruck as last day, I had washed my bike, during which I took out the papers and kept at home.
I was in deep trouble and I felt I shall be atleast Rs. 100 light today.. I got called by friend enquiring where I was.. I said I am in mess, come and help me.. He came in a while, and met the head mamu over there and said, kya sir, pandal waalon hi pakad lenge.. ladka naya hai, isiliye maalum nahin hoga.. and after my pals few more street smart lines, we got the keys back and rode through the no entry road..
My pal is so smart that, he manages to ride without helmet, all the time..
These things might feel embarassing at that point of time, but makes you laugh later on..
and help gain experience with our bikes, with which we manage to escape other accidents (I managed tank slaps in a busy road coz, I which I was almost under an army truck, means no money to my parents
).. I don't blame God for these, I rather thank him to point out my mistakes without calling me, giving me another chance..