Originally Posted by aargee

well, i like to share 2 funny incidents
1. Way back in 1997, i'd max100 & those were my proud moments of owning a bike, just after college, a good job & a bike. So one day i was coming as usual from the office on the usual road which is not a main road. There was a boy in teens standing almost in the midde of the road. He stared at me, my bike & he stood still & never bothered to move. My blood boiled thinking how dares he block my way? I went straight & hit him with my bike & only when falling down did i realize that when you hit someone with a bike you'll also fall down!!! Now the usual scene happened, everyone came rushing up & were asking what happened & my hands were trembling. So someone asked me "what happened sir" & i couldn't speak due to fear. Someone in the crowd replied, "sir was coming ok, the boy jumped in between". I leave the next scenes to you imagination. However i came home with a broken headlights

2. Just a month back, i was waiting in the right most lane to take a right in my car along with my son. When ensured i'm not disrupting the traffic, i started moving my car & boom from somewhere a pulsar jumped in & rammed on to my left tyre, his bike on the front bumper & he fell down. I parked my car to the adjourning footpath, switched off the car, left my son in & kept the glass half opened. Meanwhile this biker gets up & comes to me charging up & tells me that i haven't seen the bike coming & i was careless & he was coming only in 40. I calmly tell him that i'm calling the cops & let them decide what happened; picked up my cell phone & called. Here's the conversation...

me: Good evening sir
other side(os): Tell me da
me: Sir, are you around anna nagar or outside
os: I'm in salem, tell me da
me: Yes, sir, some problem around, can you come down here?
os: Hey, i'm in salem man, how can i come to chennai
me: Yes, sir at anna nagar 13th main road
os: Hey man, i'm your friend ramesh
me: Yes sir, i know
os: Did you call me by mistake?
me: No sir
os: Then what do you want?
me: Ok, sir, pls come, we will be waiting
os: Are you all right?
me: Yes sir, the bike number is tn....
os: I didn't understand. What's going on? What is that bike number?
me: Ok sir. Thanks & phone call disconnected.

now i tell this biker that we wait here & the ci is coming. Now this guy is terrified & says, "you're all big shots & can do whatever you want. Pls let me go sir, i agree its my mistake". After 20 more minutes, i left home with rs 380 & a week later the entire money was donated to a temple.