kb100

Saw this today on a popular message board. Classic!


For Those of you who spend time on motorcycle message boards you'll get a kick out of this.



How many motorcycle forum members does it take to change a light bulb?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

6 to argue over whether it’s “lightbulb” or “light bulb” …

another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is “lamp”

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that “light bulb” is perfectly correct

19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a light bulb forum

11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum

36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty

5 People to post pics of their own light bulbs

15 People to post “I can’t see S$%^!” and their own light bulbs

7 to post URL’s where one can see examples of different light bulbs

4 to post that the URL’s were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL’s

13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add “Me too”

5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy

4 to say “didn’t we go through this already a short time ago?”

13 to say “do a search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs”

1 to bring politics into the discussion by adding that George W. isn’t the brightest bulb.

4 more to get into personal attacks over their political views.

1 moderator to lock the light bulb thread.

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.


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sunilg

topic approved.

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Puneet1

lol nice . forums accurately described

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rakesh_zmr

I am wondering which bunch I fit in ...
Great One..

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dcs

(Beep)!!!! Its wicked!

It will make me think twice from now onwards before I reply to any post!


dcs

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Modern Laws
1) Lorenz's Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

2) Anthony's Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

3) Kovac's Conundrum: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged tone.

4) Cannon's Karmic Law: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.

5) O'brien's Variation Law: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

6) BELL'S THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

7) RUBY'S PRINCIPLE OF CLOSE ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

8) WILLOUGHBY'S LAW: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

9) ZADRA'S LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

10) BREDA'S RULE: At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.

11) OWEN'S LAW: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

12) HOWDEN'S LAW: You remember you have to mail a letter only when you're near the mailbox.

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NitinGirish

LoL!!! That was a good one and I can perfectly understand the guy

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Samarth 619

I would like to share some of the thoughts of Mr. Kamlesh Kandaa ji.

Mr. Kandaa is (was?) a legend who taught us the true meaning of 4 golden words ROFL, that too in just 4 days and 4 quotes.

Each sentence is legendary in its own sense:

Who's "WE"? Xbhpians? Did we fire in the factory?

Oh Yeah, and we all are just refugees, right?

Of course, it is very possible... I'll sms you my number without knowing yours.

Now, who the hell is this "Poke man".. Does he poke people?
I think he meant Pokemon- a cartoon character.

Obviously, anyone will pick it up...
Because Kandaa ji once said he rode drunk and crashed a few times. So from the crowd of people, "anyone picks it up". (except the owner of course)

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So folks, the moral of the story is, never drink and ride... or post about it on Forums. (Unless one wants a ban hammer on the head)

Mods, apologies and please let this post stay.. please.

rharish90

Super ultimate! Couldn't stop laughing for 15 minutes at least after reading it! Fantastic find bro!

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