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    Talking Quotable quotes from your better half

    I thought we should have a thread for this .

    during my recent search for a new steed.
    me: wifey Hd has lowered prices , think I should get one!
    wifey: wow!
    me: (feeling encouraged): yeah with local assembly In india its quite affordable.
    wifey:how much?
    me: err! around 7L
    wifey: cool we can buy an innova and then a HD
    Me: we can't park a innova in the house dear no space.
    wifey: yeah we should by an apartment.

    net cost of harley CKD 65L apartment +14L innova+7L harley !
    result: postponed indefinitely!

    @ RE showroom
    me: check out the new desert storm , looks awesome isnt it ?
    wifey: you lazy bum ! you want to buy a dust coloured bike to escape from ever cleaning the bike.

    ,@honda cbr showroom
    me : sexy aint it ?, super pickup!
    wifey : fat and furious!

    @ ktm showroom
    me: amazing bike babe , what do you think?
    wifey: hmm will look silly with formals , btw sounds like auto!

    @ hero honda showroom to check impulse
    me: this is like the suv on our shitty roads.
    wifey: I am not even getting out of the car, the forum you reading off lately has gotten into your head.

    later that night
    wifey : why do you want to buy new bike ?
    me : got bit bored, been riding fiero for 10 years.
    wifey: you are married get used to old stuff!
    me: fine but the pickup has gone down , being late to office everyday.
    wifey: no your weight has gone up , diet and work out your bike will go faster.

    well folks
    now you know why I can't decide on a new bike ! poor me!
    cheers!!!
    projectile!
    You can only go as fast as you can brake!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SKSy_Biker View Post
    Thread approved
    thanks! first thread ye!
    apologies for any typos , using a phone!
    conclusion!
    Bought a tread mill and firefox bicycle!

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    You can only go as fast as you can brake!

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    Hahhaha

    Please keep them coming. I can now openly laugh at all my married friends

    This is a superb thread, all other married xbhpians please feel free to share your 'experiences', with us youngsters!
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    Quote Originally Posted by projectile View Post
    thanks! first thread ye!
    apologies for any typos , using a phone!
    conclusion!
    Bought a tread mill and firefox bicycle!

    projectile
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    Quote Originally Posted by antz.bin View Post
    This is what happens when an Unstoppable force meets an immovable object !! (No need to explain which is which )


    Anyway that's nice thread start Prjectile
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    Amazing thread, one from my side

    While checking out the ducati 796

    Me: Man that is one sexy looking bike
    Wife: Whats sexy about a bike?
    Me: Look at the curves on this babe the design, amazing power and its hitting the market at such competitive pricing
    Wife: Is it, how much is it for?
    Me: Less that 6L, special prices for a short time.
    Wife: Whatttt 6L, you can get me a 1 carat diamond ring for less than that.
    Me: Boss, getting a bike is much better.
    Wife: How is it better, atleast with a ring you shall have an asset
    Me: A bike is an asset.
    Wife: Its price will keep depreciating while diamonds are forever and its price wont depreciate.
    Me: You know if i get the bike i shall be riding it every day so its of more usability as compared the ring you shall be wearing once in a blue moon.
    Wife: Its better to buy a ring, like gold it comes handy in hard times.
    Me: Tell me one time when actually have used jewellery for other purposes. Wifey look at it this way, I get the bike and i will be riding it and always be happy and a happy me will always be getting stuff for you and doing stuff for you.
    ...Lambi Khamoshi-- i know i have got her thinking now. The blank look on her face tells me she does not have a reply. Score Me 1- 0 Wifey
    Wife: Its impossible to talk to you men.

    That' s how most of these debate end. And sometimes by me getting her stuff. Uhh most of the times by me getting her stuff.

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    ^^^ You should've told, getting down from a Ducati has special attention (especially, if your Wife has Sisters/Cousins, you can say it makes her look proud) than noiseless ring
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    Nice thread guys. Keep them coming.

    Quote Originally Posted by aargee View Post
    ^^^ You should've told, getting down from a Ducati has special attention (especially, if your Wife has Sisters/Cousins, you can say it makes her look proud) than noiseless ring
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    Hey aargee, what's this symbol that you have as your avatar? This is the third symbol I am seeing and the theme remains the same. Does it mean anything?

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    Oh I can write a whole book on these but that would probably mean me getting banned.

    Wont risk it :P

    In hindsight I like the use of word "Quotable"
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