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SKSy_Biker · 07-11-2004, 12:15 AM

Real Driving Test Answers
The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. (In other words the Saturday morning traffic school for moving violation offenders.)

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate number.

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.

Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if he/she is cute.

Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.

Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.

Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.

sabby · 07-11-2004, 01:10 AM

LOL...

nice ones SKSy

aligindahouse · 07-11-2004, 02:54 AM

Hahaha nice ones there.....

b_punit · 07-11-2004, 03:22 AM

cool quippies... waitin for more!!

MotoPsycho · 07-11-2004, 04:01 AM

lol... he can wish for his license in dreams now

john_eliminator · 07-11-2004, 04:22 AM

Where did u get these??

SKSy_Biker · 07-11-2004, 04:33 AM

I found em' in the funnies section of some other forum
Coupla other ones....

Q: What are the important safety tips to remember when backing your car?
A: Always wear a condom.

Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too sh*tfaced to find your keys.

Hatari · 07-11-2004, 12:01 PM

nice ones ! haha

vikas_l · 07-11-2004, 12:55 PM

lol... nics ones!

ace619 · 07-11-2004, 11:45 PM

ha ha that was a real cracker mate..thx for the laugh

07-11-2004, 12:15 AM	#1 (permalink)
SKSy_Biker Moderator Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Bangalore, India Posts: 608	OT: Driving Test Real Driving Test Answers The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. (In other words the Saturday morning traffic school for moving violation offenders.) Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? A: What for? He can't see my license plate number. Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? A: Your car. Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if he/she is cute. Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? A: The color. Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? A: Heavy psychedelics. Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? A: Carry loaded weapons. __________________ Ride with the Ninja

07-11-2004, 01:10 AM	#2 (permalink)
sabby O_o Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: /dev/sda1 Posts: 101	LOL... nice ones SKSy __________________ You will pay for your sins. If you have already paid, please disregard this message.

07-11-2004, 02:54 AM	#3 (permalink)
aligindahouse Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: Pune, Maharastra, India. Posts: 68	Hahaha nice ones there..... __________________ http://tinypic.com/xdpub

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MotoPsycho Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Hyderabad, Andhra Pradesh, India. Posts: 46	lol... he can wish for his license in dreams now __________________ Classic Pulsar 150-CC Classic YEZDI 250-CC Dj AnEeS

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john_eliminator Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: BANGALORE, KARNATAKA, India. Posts: 322	Where did u get these?? __________________ <b>Love u\'r wife</b>, sleep with thy neighbour.[;)] http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2.../xbhp/sig1.gif http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...vkrai/sig2.gif

07-11-2004, 03:22 AM	#4 (permalink)
b_punit Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Pune, Maharashtra, India. Posts: 25	cool quippies... waitin for more!!

07-11-2004, 04:33 AM	#7 (permalink)
SKSy_Biker Moderator Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Bangalore, India Posts: 608	I found em' in the funnies section of some other forum Coupla other ones.... Q: What are the important safety tips to remember when backing your car? A: Always wear a condom. Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? A: Be too shtfaced to find your keys. __________________ Ride with the Ninja*

07-11-2004, 12:01 PM	#8 (permalink)
Hatari Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Calcutta, , India. Posts: 23	nice ones ! haha __________________ : You only live once :

07-11-2004, 12:55 PM	#9 (permalink)
vikas_l Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Mumbai, Maharashtra, India. Posts: 9	lol... nics ones! __________________ Vikaz...

07-11-2004, 11:45 PM	#10 (permalink)
ace619 Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: mumbai, maharashtra, India. Posts: 520	ha ha that was a real cracker mate..thx for the laugh __________________ If Speed Is A Sin Then Am Guilty Of It!! Demonic Resurrections@High Speed..!! http://img32.photobucket.com/albums/...peedjunkie.jpg

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