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theslayer · 11-01-2008, 11:24 PM

HARRY POTTERER AND THE (MOTOR)CYCLE OF DOOM
(With apologies to J.K. Rowling)
Bob Pickett tells a mystical tale of a boy and his bike...

Young (and rather short for his age) Harry Potterer always felt there was something different about him. While his family and friends watched football, he would listen out for engine noises as they went past his room under the stairs. When no-one was around, he found himself wearing a pan on his head and making "vroom" noises. He had no idea why, but there had to be a reason…

Then one day, while the family were glued to "The Big Match", Harry slipped out quietly from the house - something was calling to him from the High Street. As if by magic, he was drawn to one particular shop, where he found himself unable to take his eyes away from what he saw in the window. There they were, gleaming machines, all chrome and lovely, with just the smallest of oil patches underneath each one. Harry was transfixed. But what could it all mean?

"You're a biker, Harry" said a voice. Shocked out of his reverie, Harry looked up. There was a very tall man, with a massive shaggy beard, wearing a leather jacket.

"A biker?" said Harry "What does it mean?"

"Its in your blood" said the tall man "Look, you even have the mark of the biker on you".

Harry looked at the mark that he had from birth. It was three letters, BSA.

"But what does it mean?" asked Harry.

"It stands for Biker. Short A*se" said the man (see, we told you Harry was quite short for his age).

....

Harry flew along the road, missed the corner and went straight into a ditch…

But why? "Because you're no longer a biker Harry" said a familiar voice. Looking up from the floor, Harry saw once again the very tall man with a flowing beard, now wearing the clothing of a motorcycle paramedic (he had obviously done his homework over the last twenty years). "You are now a middle-aged man who didn't realise bikes have moved on while you were under Hermoanione's spell. Look, the mark on you has changed"

...

and so the hilarious circus goes! Continue reading here

MG · 11-02-2008, 08:58 AM

Off-Topic Approved

setuniket · 11-02-2008, 12:56 PM

Awesome,Initial para is Hilarious..!

themadrussian · 11-08-2008, 04:23 PM

Harry flew along the road, missed the corner and went straight into a ditch…

ravi3488 · 11-14-2008, 08:32 PM

very very nice

sam92 · 11-14-2008, 09:30 PM

cool

JoHn SaMuEl · 03-13-2010, 10:41 AM

Cool. Looking forward to potterer II - Harry encounters a V-Rod

jd666 · 03-13-2010, 12:25 PM

Not bad at all.. Harry potter and the semi synth dragon...

AshishTamhane · 03-13-2010, 01:51 PM

Cool story that one. The BSA full form

had me rolling!!
Looking forward to such new stories.

spiderweb · 03-13-2010, 03:19 PM

TEARS IN MY EYES...

11-01-2008, 11:24 PM	#1 (permalink)
theslayer Titles aren't for me. Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Chennai Posts: 227	The Biker named Harry Potterer HARRY POTTERER AND THE (MOTOR)CYCLE OF DOOM (With apologies to J.K. Rowling) Bob Pickett tells a mystical tale of a boy and his bike... Young (and rather short for his age) Harry Potterer always felt there was something different about him. While his family and friends watched football, he would listen out for engine noises as they went past his room under the stairs. When no-one was around, he found himself wearing a pan on his head and making "vroom" noises. He had no idea why, but there had to be a reason… Then one day, while the family were glued to "The Big Match", Harry slipped out quietly from the house - something was calling to him from the High Street. As if by magic, he was drawn to one particular shop, where he found himself unable to take his eyes away from what he saw in the window. There they were, gleaming machines, all chrome and lovely, with just the smallest of oil patches underneath each one. Harry was transfixed. But what could it all mean? "You're a biker, Harry" said a voice. Shocked out of his reverie, Harry looked up. There was a very tall man, with a massive shaggy beard, wearing a leather jacket. "A biker?" said Harry "What does it mean?" "Its in your blood" said the tall man "Look, you even have the mark of the biker on you". Harry looked at the mark that he had from birth. It was three letters, BSA. "But what does it mean?" asked Harry. "It stands for Biker. Short Ase" said the man (see, we told you Harry was quite short for his age). .... Harry flew along the road, missed the corner and went straight into a ditch… But why? "Because you're no longer a biker Harry" said a familiar voice. Looking up from the floor, Harry saw once again the very tall man with a flowing beard, now wearing the clothing of a motorcycle paramedic (he had obviously done his homework over the last twenty years). "You are now a middle-aged man who didn't realise bikes have moved on while you were under Hermoanione's spell. Look, the mark on you has changed" ... and so the hilarious circus goes! Continue reading here __________________ Riot Engine \|Norton WD 16H \| BSA C11G \|Enfield Fury* Thanks to Mr. Muthukumar, B&QRest Garage for these acquaintances!

11-08-2008, 04:23 PM	#4 (permalink)
themadrussian Du Hast Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: chandigarh Posts: 369	Harry flew along the road, missed the corner and went straight into a ditch… __________________ Chrome rims and bling ? get a real life ! http://www.facebook.com/GTR33

11-14-2008, 09:30 PM	#6 (permalink)
sam92 Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: padmaraonagar , secunderabad Posts: 1,915	cool __________________ FACEBOOK HYDERABAD XBHP VIDEO http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTMF0soJCI8 The fast became faster[RTR] and now is the FASTEST[220] !!

03-13-2010, 10:41 AM	#7 (permalink)
JoHn SaMuEl GODSPEED !! Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: the city of destiny, vizag Posts: 73	nice !! Cool. Looking forward to potterer II - Harry encounters a V-Rod __________________ Clear left, clear right, vroom !!

03-13-2010, 12:25 PM	#8 (permalink)
jd666 Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Gurgaon/Faridabad Posts: 3,390	Not bad at all.. Harry potter and the semi synth dragon... __________________ My offerings to the gods of speed - - KTM Duke 200 - Yamaha RXZ 5 speed

11-02-2008, 08:58 AM	#2 (permalink)
MG Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Maharashtra,India Posts: 5,900	Off-Topic Approved

11-02-2008, 12:56 PM	#3 (permalink)
setuniket Legal Rider Join Date: May 2006 Location: Delhi\|Noida Posts: 214	Awesome,Initial para is Hilarious..!

11-14-2008, 08:32 PM	#5 (permalink)
ravi3488 Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 36	very very nice

03-13-2010, 01:51 PM	#9 (permalink)
AshishTamhane Method In Madness Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Nasik, Maharashtra Posts: 39	Simply Hilarious !!! Cool story that one. The BSA full form had me rolling!! Looking forward to such new stories.

03-13-2010, 03:19 PM	#10 (permalink)
spiderweb Aggressive Ripper Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: the Maximum city - Mumbai... Posts: 2,706	TEARS IN MY EYES... __________________ ..The road of life twists and turns and no two directions are ever the same. Yet our lessons come from the journey, not the destination... >>> spideRweb http://twitter.com/BeingSpiderweb

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