niks_devil666

whoa thats risky !

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bobby_wish59

My bloopers...
1 when bunty12pu bought his 200 in 2007, i tried kick starting it!

2 when my pulsar 150 was in service center for 4 days, i had to manage with a couple of 180s.When i got my bike back,for a few days i went from 1st-neural-vrooooooom-damn-1st-2nd gear

3 i was on the highway when a poser on a red r15 rider started to piss me off.i had my helmet, a leather jacket and some gloves and he had a Himesh cap,PINK sunglasses and blond dyed hair!so when he tried to overtake me,i got pissed off and kicked his bike!Mind it that he was purposefully doing it like coming over from my right, overtaking me, braking infront of me, slowing down,letting me pass and then repeating all this again all to invite me to race and all, and he did that like for 10-12 times!
he fell down and broke his crown(=arrogance not his head) and his bike came tumbling after, while i wobbled for some time and went off road to the service lane.that guy was not hurt as he fell on the divider which is quite wide and was full of water and mud.Poor r15, feel sorry for the bike tho! Even today repent it

4 was coming home from office, it had rained that afternoon so the road was wet.I was wearing only my helmet, and was behind a car honking for it to let me pass.suddenly he veered left so i went ahead and overtook him but when i reached halfway i saaw that he had not given side to me but to some girl coming wrong side on her activa, doing 80 or so and TALKING ON CELLPHONE.as hard as i tried, i couldnt go anywhere as on my right was the divider,the left-car and in front the activa.i just closed my eyes and BAM we collided.lucky for me the car stopped as my head fell JUST under its front tyre!Some roadside romeos came to the help of the GIrl while one snatched off the keys of the car and my bike.Another idiot came and started kicking me!Lucily there were a few cops passing by who witnessed the accident and helped me go.The girl had no injuries as her activa didnt fall .it just leaned on the divider and went forward!even then she was crying as if all her bbones were broken

5 this is when i had bought the pulsar in 2006.i was not used to the weight as i was driving a max100 till then.so when i went into a corner where i usually leaned, i couldnt get the bike up and bam!i was kissing the road!lost three teeth

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Aparajith

The next time we hit a girl, we should start crying before they do and create a bigger scene.....

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satyenpoojary

3 AND 4 were very sad ones.... Avoid a poser, turn of the bike and park and wait for the nuisance to go else smoke em, or at best confront them, talk to them and ask them to go or allow you to go (thats what i do off late)
You dont have any right to kick or hurt anyone dude!

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riazmomin

yeah..those incidents bring smile back to the face

...I hope his eyebrows arent shaved.

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Mik

This one is not a blooper. But one of the best incidents while on a bike

Once i revved up on my 220 in the colony and launched forward.
A kid saw me and screamed " Mummy!!!!!! HaaayaaaBussaaaaaaaaaa !!!! "

Aah!! Bliss

bobby_wish59

of late i too have started doing the same
that day i really was in a foul mood, didnt have any food or drink from morning and then this guy comes along......
also i wrote i repent it
True...but wouldnt it hurt our MANLY ego to cry infront of so many people?

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cyclone2k

Those were very hillarious guys... I am dying laughing.. lol..

Here are some from my side -

I posted these on Poser Diaries, before xBhp crashed.. and I missed this thread, so here again....

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I was riding in a decent speed to pick up my friend to go buy some books. While riding I saw some chicks coming out of a coaching class, I thought right time to flaunt my new bike and it's speed.. I pulled in full throttle and looked ahead (all this while my head was turned left gazing the chicks), then I noticed a stationary car which was not moving , I immediately pulled in the brakes trying to cut through the gap between that standing still stationary car and a slowly moving non-stationary rickshaw.. I saved the car but, fish-tailed and crashed into the rickshaw.. (I blame my enemies for the rain last night) Kind people picked me up, and as got into my senses, and the rickshaw-wala grumbled at me, I fired back saying I'll pay whatever you damages are, trying to gain the lost repo in front of those chicks, showing how rich, lavish and careless I am. Slowly, we both parties cooled down and I decided to pay the rickshaw-wala, as it was my fault and his damages were evident.

I pulled out my purse to pay him money, then I notice I just got Rs. 10 in my purse.. (Arrgghhh... my old bad and miserly habit to not keep money so, that I can refrain from spending even if I feel like). Now, I wished I could run away, but being a man, and being given words, couldn't do it.. (actually, there were little options to run away)

I called in my friend for rescue, it took him around half an hour to manage find me, which felt ages to me.. to pay this moron.. After that, I couldn't dare to ride on that road for around a month..

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This is one of my life's most embarassing moments, coz the people here knew me.. and I was without helmet

It was rainy season.. I had parked my bike the underground parking lot of my coaching class's building to save my bike from rain water... We were (few boys and lots of girls) waiting for the rain to get over. As the rain slowed down a but, I thought it was the right time to ride my bike out in style, flaunt it and return to home..

I went down and started the bike, and I rode it through the hypotenuse to main area, where people were standing.. I had to keep the bike on a good speed, scared that just in case the bike stalls and I roll down... As, I came out.. I hit a bumper which was just there where the parking area started... I did a small wheelie, and skidded like Hritik Roshan in Kaho Naa Pyaar Hai... due the pool of water there... (Loosers have excuses ) and ended up on being trapped under my bike near the boundary... I managed to stand up (smokes coming out of my ears, my face burning like hell) and a good friend helped me pick up my bike (I heard some girls saying - Pose maar raha thaa...) *weeps* and I zoomed away... grinning on my bad luck..

Luckily, this was the last class of that subject, and in the next times, I wouldn't meet all of these spectators and my new fans.. , who I am sure, will never want to be my pillion..

This is something I still wish I could go back in past and change it.. Agghhh.... Next day, a good human being enquired me, if I was hurt... I said no.. I was just trying to entertain you people..

But after this incident, nothing seems much embrassing and I am very cool to lots of things, where I should have died in embrassment, like getting lectures from my boss for my late-ness, other minor crashes, my gifts being rejected, friends/ colleagues pulling my legs, getting poor marks in exams..

It feels good sharing this incident with other people, and... I have something nice to tell my kids, if I have someday..

Other minor incidents

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I was very new with my bike.. and a Phat Mamu (traffic police) stopped me, I thought he will ask for papers, instead he asked for lift.. God, I got very scared.. and felt my license was going to be revoked.. somehow I managed to drop him.. without literally dropping him

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It was Durga Puja time, and it is celebrated on a big scale at my place, I had to pick up my friend to visit pandals, lots of roads were blocked, i.e. made No Entry.. still few people rode through quickly, I too thought of doing so.. but, a mamu came, pulled me, took out my bike's keys and asked for license... I started arguing that, you are letting others go, why not me... and you know these mamus, I was trapped as they won't listen anything.. they continued asking me for license, I quickly took out my license and showed him, he then asked for vehicle papers, I was dumbstruck as last day, I had washed my bike, during which I took out the papers and kept at home. I was in deep trouble and I felt I shall be atleast Rs. 100 light today.. I got called by friend enquiring where I was.. I said I am in mess, come and help me.. He came in a while, and met the head mamu over there and said, kya sir, pandal waalon hi pakad lenge.. ladka naya hai, isiliye maalum nahin hoga.. and after my pals few more street smart lines, we got the keys back and rode through the no entry road.. My pal is so smart that, he manages to ride without helmet, all the time..

These things might feel embarassing at that point of time, but makes you laugh later on.. and help gain experience with our bikes, with which we manage to escape other accidents (I managed tank slaps in a busy road coz, I which I was almost under an army truck, means no money to my parents ).. I don't blame God for these, I rather thank him to point out my mistakes without calling me, giving me another chance..

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sameer_hyd

Yeah happens with me too......Kids gaze in amazement and say........Abbaaahhh....Chopper!!!

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jasmeetsinghchawla

This thing happened to a senior lady in my coaching.
When i went my coaching class (small coaching) i saw a girl crying after their batch was over and our time started i out of curiosity asked our teacher, why was she crying?
She was going on her Saffire on her way to home a day ago suddenly she felt the scoot is stalled and is stationery and she got down, she fell very hard.
Me: Sir, but why was she crying now.
Sir: Wo is liye ro rahi thi ki oose uthane ke liye koi aaya bhi nahi.