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pankaj_t · 11-10-2008, 02:18 PM

my series of events on one occasion:-

riding fast on an open road-----one uncle asking for lift----stopped and let him sit------zoomed again----speed breaker ahead------didn't notice----80km/h at bump----uncle off the bike------looked back at uncle------too much anger in his eyes----
DIDN'T STOP!!-----very sorry uncle!

one more:-
6 years ago-------me a new biker-----lured cousin sister to sit behind for a ride-------she sat-----too much load in the right side-----couldn't control------dropped her on the right side along with the bike------she still hates me!

one more:-
narrow road-----just behind a car -----waiting to overtake-------suddenly the car gave side-------zoomed------big boulder ahead which is why the car turned to the side------somehow managed not to fall.

this one is not my experience ,i just saw it happened
a crazy dude-----on TVS star city------riding behind a truck in traffic--------his headlingh below the truck's rear bumper-------a big hole under truck's rear tyre--------truck straight onto the bike's console------guy was like...WTF??

leon_nerd · 11-10-2008, 02:25 PM

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Originally Posted by pankaj_t

my series of events on one occasion:-

riding fast on an open road-----one uncle asking for lift----stopped and let him sit------zoomed again----speed breaker ahead------didn't notice----80km/h at bump----uncle off the bike------looked back at uncle------too much anger in his eyes----
DIDN'T STOP!!

Hahaha...that was funny

.

Similar thing happened with me. I was going to Delhi at night around 12. I stopped at a red light and a guy asked me for lift. I was first skeptical about giving him lift at that hour of night but the traffic was alive so I decided to give him a lift but realised that he looked a bit drunk. As soon as the green light went off I started instantly and the guy flew back off the bike. I then turned around to see what happened. The guy was lying down with his legs up in air and talking to someone(that drunk talk). I got scared and ran away.

Aryan · 11-10-2008, 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by leon_nerd

Hahaha...that was funny

.

Similar thing happened with me. I was going to Delhi at night around 12. I stopped at a red light and a guy asked me for lift. I was first skeptical about giving him lift at that hour of night but the traffic was alive so I decided to give him a lift but realised that he looked a bit drunk. As soon as the green light went off I started instantly and the guy flew back off the bike. I then turned around to see what happened. The guy was lying down with his legs up in air and talking to someone(that drunk talk). I got scared and ran away.

That's why I never give lift to anybody!

Another reason being my pillion seat is hardly vacant..

mzone · 11-10-2008, 02:34 PM

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Originally Posted by pankaj_t

this one is not my experience ,i just saw it happened
a crazy dude-----on TVS star city------riding behind a truck in traffic--------his headlingh below the truck's rear bumper-------a big hole under truck's rear tyre--------truck straight onto the bike's console------guy was like...WTF??

WTF !!!

sam92 · 11-10-2008, 04:32 PM

i guess running with the petrol tap off is the most common problem ..
people think that we dont have fuel when i switch it to on .. when actually my bike is always full tank

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Originally Posted by leon_nerd

Hahaha...that was funny

.

Similar thing happened with me. I was going to Delhi at night around 12. I stopped at a red light and a guy asked me for lift. I was first skeptical about giving him lift at that hour of night but the traffic was alive so I decided to give him a lift but realised that he looked a bit drunk. As soon as the green light went off I started instantly and the guy flew back off the bike. I then turned around to see what happened. The guy was lying down with his legs up in air and talking to someone(that drunk talk). I got scared and ran away.

lolz .. thats something to listen .. poor guy

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Originally Posted by Aryan

That's why I never give lift to anybody!

Another reason being my pillion seat is hardly vacant..

bingo dude .. just took away my words off my mouth ..

Praful · 11-10-2008, 04:51 PM

A friend of mine had bought a brand new P150 back in Sept'06, I said I wanted to ride so he gave me the keys and walked into a shop. With great gusto I got onto the bike and put the keys in and switched it on. Now I thumbed the starter, but there was no noise no cranking nothing, I was surprised. So then I tried starting with the kick, but nothing happened. Just the blank noise of cranking, now I was shit scared that something has gone wrong in the bike and my friend will blame me for it....I kicked and kicked and kicked, tried changing fuel cock positions and what not, I even tried push starting it, all this while my friend was inside the shop for a whole 15 mins.

He then steps out find me standing next to his parked bike and staring at the engine...he asked me how did I like it....I said "start nahi hua"(it did not start)...he made a concentrated expression and tried to start the bike himself, he kicked once himself and same story...it did not start....a second later he burst out laughing....:O

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jha.cavallino · 11-10-2008, 05:15 PM

This happened last year. My roomie had recently bought his red Unicorn. After having dinner at Ghar ka Khana, in BTM (B'lore) , he came out and tried to put his key in the slot ... didnt go in, he tried hard but the key just didnt go in .. he kept trying, suspecting that the lock was jammed coz rain-water had seeped into it. Minutes later, a tall and well built sardar came to him and asked "Bhai, koi problem hai?" .. after listening to my friends story, the sardar told him that my roomie's key wasnt going in the lock as it was the sardar's bike. My roomie's bike was standing a li'l farther.

"Bhaisahab, main aapki pitai karne wala tha" .. was what the sardar said as he rode off.

Puneet1 · 11-10-2008, 05:29 PM

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Originally Posted by julyone_modi

Bloopers..
1) Ripping the bike on the main road and while quick shifting missing the gears (happens with p180). Man its so embarrassing, people think that i cant ride properly.

yup happens with me many times n my Rtr gets embarassed by splendors n platina's in signal 2 signal drags

onlinesatish · 11-11-2008, 05:24 AM

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Originally Posted by sam92

3. once me and my GF were going for a ride and in a red light she came very close which made me uncomfi so i said '' i need some space move back''
and there was a uncle beside me started laughing .. i couldnt control my laugh after that

she was banging me from behind

Is this y she left you?

L.P. · 11-11-2008, 10:48 AM

Some that i underwent:

1. Usualy i ride A Bajaj Discover.. All Down gear pattern.. So Riding at around 80km/ph on a xBHpian's Bike (c_sbk) P180,shifted Down.. An Damm.. the sound it make..
Whhhhooo..managed to control and no mishap happened..

2.Riding a ZMA very nicely on nizammmudin highway..had to take a sudden brake after that my GF sliiped a bit forwrd,and i took my laft hand from the handle to check that how much space is between her and the grabreil,and the moment i touched her,A BANGG!! on thea head..
"Ssshh..What you duin.."..

..
Later on an explanation was given,to reduce her anger upon me..

3. This one actualy happned With our dear SKYSCRAPER..
me,c_sbk and Sky were riding to a near by place and a guy asked for a lift,me and c_sbk zooomed off..Sky stoppped.. And the guy on his bike..for say next 2-3kms He rode sanely.. and then on one wheel..
And Damm it was the moment to see the person's Face..

4. A guy asked for lift near the Toll plaza,to go to sec18 nin noida.. as i was heading towards that only.. i gave him.. and after then...
! sexy curve of the flyover,Full leaning...then sone traffic...
ZIP-ZAAAM-ZOOOM.. Left-Right-mid-
Whhooosshh.. waaam.!!!
Maaann.. the guy asked me:
"Sir,Can I get off the bike please..??"
Aaage se saari zindagi kisi se LIFT nahi maanguga..

11-10-2008, 02:18 PM	#11 (permalink)
pankaj_t Underway Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 17	my series of events on one occasion:- riding fast on an open road-----one uncle asking for lift----stopped and let him sit------zoomed again----speed breaker ahead------didn't notice----80km/h at bump----uncle off the bike------looked back at uncle------too much anger in his eyes---- DIDN'T STOP!!-----very sorry uncle! one more:- 6 years ago-------me a new biker-----lured cousin sister to sit behind for a ride-------she sat-----too much load in the right side-----couldn't control------dropped her on the right side along with the bike------she still hates me! one more:- narrow road-----just behind a car -----waiting to overtake-------suddenly the car gave side-------zoomed------big boulder ahead which is why the car turned to the side------somehow managed not to fall. this one is not my experience ,i just saw it happened a crazy dude-----on TVS star city------riding behind a truck in traffic--------his headlingh below the truck's rear bumper-------a big hole under truck's rear tyre--------truck straight onto the bike's console------guy was like...WTF?? Last edited by pankaj_t; 11-10-2008 at 02:28 PM.

11-10-2008, 04:51 PM	#16 (permalink)
Praful Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Bangalore Posts: 4,051	A friend of mine had bought a brand new P150 back in Sept'06, I said I wanted to ride so he gave me the keys and walked into a shop. With great gusto I got onto the bike and put the keys in and switched it on. Now I thumbed the starter, but there was no noise no cranking nothing, I was surprised. So then I tried starting with the kick, but nothing happened. Just the blank noise of cranking, now I was shit scared that something has gone wrong in the bike and my friend will blame me for it....I kicked and kicked and kicked, tried changing fuel cock positions and what not, I even tried push starting it, all this while my friend was inside the shop for a whole 15 mins. He then steps out find me standing next to his parked bike and staring at the engine...he asked me how did I like it....I said "start nahi hua"(it did not start)...he made a concentrated expression and tried to start the bike himself, he kicked once himself and same story...it did not start....a second later he burst out laughing....:O And that's the day I learnt about the "Engine Kill" switch..... __________________ LoneWolfRides®

11-11-2008, 10:48 AM	#20 (permalink)
L.P. Uncle xBhp'ian Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: DL-7S Posts: 2,135	Some that i underwent: Some that i underwent: 1. Usualy i ride A Bajaj Discover.. All Down gear pattern.. So Riding at around 80km/ph on a xBHpian's Bike (c_sbk) P180,shifted Down.. An Damm.. the sound it make.. Whhhhooo..managed to control and no mishap happened.. 2.Riding a ZMA very nicely on nizammmudin highway..had to take a sudden brake after that my GF sliiped a bit forwrd,and i took my laft hand from the handle to check that how much space is between her and the grabreil,and the moment i touched her,A BANGG!! on thea head.. "Ssshh..What you duin..".... Later on an explanation was given,to reduce her anger upon me.. 3. This one actualy happned With our dear SKYSCRAPER.. me,c_sbk and Sky were riding to a near by place and a guy asked for a lift,me and c_sbk zooomed off..Sky stoppped.. And the guy on his bike..for say next 2-3kms He rode sanely.. and then on one wheel.. And Damm it was the moment to see the person's Face.. 4. A guy asked for lift near the Toll plaza,to go to sec18 nin noida.. as i was heading towards that only.. i gave him.. and after then... ! sexy curve of the flyover,Full leaning...then sone traffic... ZIP-ZAAAM-ZOOOM.. Left-Right-mid- Whhooosshh.. waaam.!!! Maaann.. the guy asked me: "Sir,Can I get off the bike please..??" Aaage se saari zindagi kisi se LIFT nahi maanguga.. __________________ " Nothing Z Forever,Except D Change " Spiti \|\|Binsar \|\| Lansdowne Click Here to Subscribe to the xBhp Delhi SMS Channel 2006-till Date : Bajaj Discover 125cc 1,60,000 kms ..... now Hero Honda Karizma

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11-10-2008, 05:15 PM	#17 (permalink)
jha.cavallino Have wheels, will go. Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Noida Posts: 34	This happened last year. My roomie had recently bought his red Unicorn. After having dinner at Ghar ka Khana, in BTM (B'lore) , he came out and tried to put his key in the slot ... didnt go in, he tried hard but the key just didnt go in .. he kept trying, suspecting that the lock was jammed coz rain-water had seeped into it. Minutes later, a tall and well built sardar came to him and asked "Bhai, koi problem hai?" .. after listening to my friends story, the sardar told him that my roomie's key wasnt going in the lock as it was the sardar's bike. My roomie's bike was standing a li'l farther. "Bhaisahab, main aapki pitai karne wala tha" .. was what the sardar said as he rode off.

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