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sam92 · 12-11-2008, 12:11 AM

another one from my side ...
this happened 2 days ago .. i was with my friends ..
a friends of mine started his activa from the place we had lunch and was waiting for us i saw him and meanwhile while we were goin in small GULLYS i was not wearing helmet so my pillion was wearing it . i started with 1st gear and was on 4k rpm .. and suddenly i reved it ,,, OH MY GOD .. i saw my pillions legs flying sky high and a big THUG !!!!! .. he fell off

i was laughing so much dat he rode the bike back .. i couldnt control my laughter

my god .. he was inventing new abusive language on me !!!!!

dcs · 12-11-2008, 01:19 AM

I dnt knw if I can call this a blooper!
long time back, I was coming back home from the office on my LML NV. was standing at a red lightwaiting for it to turn green suddenly an elderly man came and sat on the pillion seat? surprisinly I questioned him-Whats this?
he said-aagey tak jana hai!
Me-to yeh kya tareeka hua..kam say kam pooch letey...mein koi mana thoda he karta!
he got off the scooter, asked me-aagey tak jana hai, chhor dogey?
and I said-NAHEE!!!

2. was going somewhere, dont recall where, was in somewhat devilish mood. a school kid asked for lift--Bhaiya,agey tak chhor dogey?
I nodded- he sat, after riding for some 20-25 feet, I asked him to get down. he said -Kyu Bhaiya?
I said--Chorr to diya AAGEY tak!!

3. this was the most embarassing:
I used to own a NV Spl those days and always used to get it serviced in a fortnight.
so, on that fateful saturday night at around 9-10 in the night, I was riding the freshly serviced LML with my best buddy who was the pillion rider ,and was just showing some KHOOL stunts like braking hard and he was all praise for the wonderful brakes LML had and what a dhaansu scooter I had when Suddenly.....I saw a young man on his JAWA with his wife as pillion coming from opposite direction and trying to take a turn. seeing me coming at a great speed, He braked and stood on the rode with his both feet on the ground. I on the other had Braked hard for that dhaansu braking noise but as luck wud have it, I lost control and feel along with the scooter. so it was me, my scooter and my friend skiding on the road and BANG!!!
the scooter banged into that young man's stationary Jawa and His wife fell off.
I was giggling somehow, was a bit embarassed too and was sorry for the scooter and my friend too...and that young man was saying to the people who gathered to help us__MERI KYA GALTI THEE....MEIN TO KHADA THAA!!! I still remember the look on that poor man's face.

Samarth 619 · 12-11-2008, 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dcs

I dnt knw if I can call this a blooper!
long time back, I was coming back home from the office on my LML NV. was standing at a red lightwaiting for it to turn green suddenly an elderly man came and sat on the pillion seat? surprisinly I questioned him-Whats this?
he said-aagey tak jana hai!
Me-to yeh kya tareeka hua..kam say kam pooch letey...mein koi mana thoda he karta!
he got off the scooter, asked me-aagey tak jana hai, chhor dogey?
and I said-NAHEE!!!

2. was going somewhere, dont recall where, was in somewhat devilish mood. a school kid asked for lift--Bhaiya,agey tak chhor dogey?
I nodded- he sat, after riding for some 20-25 feet, I asked him to get down. he said -Kyu Bhaiya?
I said--Chorr to diya AAGEY tak!!

3. this was the most embarassing:
I used to own a NV Spl those days and always used to get it serviced in a fortnight.
so, on that fateful saturday night at around 9-10 in the night, I was riding the freshly serviced LML with my best buddy who was the pillion rider ,and was just showing some KHOOL stunts like braking hard and he was all praise for the wonderful brakes LML had and what a dhaansu scooter I had when Suddenly.....I saw a young man on his JAWA with his wife as pillion coming from opposite direction and trying to take a turn. seeing me coming at a great speed, He braked and stood on the rode with his both feet on the ground. I on the other had Braked hard for that dhaansu braking noise but as luck wud have it, I lost control and feel along with the scooter. so it was me, my scooter and my friend skiding on the road and BANG!!!
the scooter banged into that young man's stationary Jawa and His wife fell off.
I was giggling somehow, was a bit embarassed too and was sorry for the scooter and my friend too...and that young man was saying to the people who gathered to help us__MERI KYA GALTI THEE....MEIN TO KHADA THAA!!! I still remember the look on that poor man's face.

Man, These are Bloopers you have caused to others ...

Nice ones! I liked the 1st & 3rd ones ... (?!)

L.P. · 12-11-2008, 03:56 PM

Riding to Office,bit in a Devilish Moood... riding somwhere smoothly..traffic a bit high as it was one of the office hourss..

A person asks for a lift,"Bhaiya aage tak chhod doge.."
i nodded.. he sat..

And then i real ydont know,what happened... however.. i just started riding like i am the king of the road and i am riding alone...
Zig-Zag..left right,here there,,,everywhere.. Zip-Zappp-Zooomm... cuts from the cars...
finaly the last cut,was terrible..the person sitting behind me hit his leg on a cars bumper,thogh softly...
the time he got of.. he asked.."Bhai sahab galati ho gai,,age se kabhi se kisi se lift nahi maaanguga,aur agar kisi bike pe galti se xBhp dikhajaega to usske aas pas bhi nahi bhatkunga.."

sam92 · 12-11-2008, 04:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L.P.

Riding to Office,bit in a Devilish Moood... riding somwhere smoothly..traffic a bit high as it was one of the office hourss..

A person asks for a lift,"Bhaiya aage tak chhod doge.."
i nodded.. he sat..

And then i real ydont know,what happened... however.. i just started riding like i am the king of the road and i am riding alone...
Zig-Zag..left right,here there,,,everywhere.. Zip-Zappp-Zooomm... cuts from the cars...
finaly the last cut,was terrible..the person sitting behind me hit his leg on a cars bumper,thogh softly...
the time he got of.. he asked.."Bhai sahab galati ho gai,,age se kabhi se kisi se lift nahi maaanguga,aur agar kisi bike pe galti se xBhp dikhajaega to usske aas pas bhi nahi bhatkunga.."

dude your spoiling xbhp's name

dcs · 12-11-2008, 11:00 PM

Mates! u just wont believe it!
I posted a Blooper Last Night...and Today Morning, when I was coming back from the market after buying ek packet shudh doodh.
next to my home, there's a vacant plot which has all that construction raw material lying unclaimed( I park my car and my bike in that plot only).
as I stopped the bike, I saw Saamney wali Bhabhi ji

and I got disembarked (if thats the right word) from the bike and THUD!!!!!

Side stand lagana he bhool gaya tha....

I was not embarrased at all, rather I start Laughing...u know why... because last night I had nothing to right and just today morning...Boom
BLOOPER!!!

P.S: Dont blame my samney wali Bhabhi Ji

.... meri hee galti thee... and yes..... I was left with a broken Clutch Lever, but apart from that...everything else was ok...thanks to the construction debri!

@ Lapoo: Beta Lapoo, matt chala itna Chapoo..Nahi naach sakta hai Papoo..Xbhp/Biking ko matt badnam kar merey Hapoo!! hehehehehe

Samarth 619 · 12-11-2008, 11:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dcs

Mates! u just wont believe it!
I posted a Blooper Last Night...and Today Morning, when I was coming back from the market after buying ek packet shudh doodh.
next to my home, there's a vacant plot which has all that construction raw material lying unclaimed( I park my car and my bike in that plot only).
as I stopped the bike, I saw Saamney wali Bhabhi ji

and I got disembarked (if thats the right word) from the bike and THUD!!!!!

Side stand lagana he bhool gaya tha....

I was not embarrased at all, rather I start Laughing...u know why... because last night I had nothing to right and just today morning...Boom
BLOOPER!!!

P.S: Dont blame my samney wali Bhabhi Ji

.... meri hee galti thee... and yes..... I was left with a broken Clutch Lever, but apart from that...everything else was ok...thanks to the construction debri!

@ Lapoo: Beta Lapoo, matt chala itna Chapoo..Nahi naach sakta hai Papoo..Xbhp/Biking ko matt badnam kar merey Hapoo!! hehehehehe

Such a blooper happened to me too. It was night time and I was in street waiting for my friend outside his house. I tried putting the bike on stand and 3 ladies (!) passed by.

Same error- Stand laga diya, par pura nahi. Wo bike giri meri Taang par ///

Phir kya tha, Ladies hasti hui chali gayi aur maine bike samhali ...

jasmeetsinghchawla · 12-29-2008, 11:14 PM

1. One fine day i was returning from my college, its an empty road. I saw a catle crossing the road i slowed down from 80 to 60 after the cattle had crossed well before i reached upto them i nailed the throttle again but suddenly on cow which was left behind crossed the road running i was too close to brake i didnt hope to get saved and suddenly i see the cow fell and i was still riding.
2. One of my friend took my CBZ and gave me his bullet diesel to drop his girlfriend home(no grab rail on bullet) i was just about to leave one another friend who wanted to show off riding a bullet came to me 'chalane dena'
He drove for 1/2 a km there was a stationery truck on the road with no space left. I said brake maar he was unable to, both fell in the Farmland which was atleast 6 feet below the road level. 6 people took it out of that place.

sam92 · 12-30-2008, 01:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dcs

Mates! u just wont believe it!
I posted a Blooper Last Night...and Today Morning, when I was coming back from the market after buying ek packet shudh doodh.
next to my home, there's a vacant plot which has all that construction raw material lying unclaimed( I park my car and my bike in that plot only).
as I stopped the bike, I saw Saamney wali Bhabhi ji

and I got disembarked (if thats the right word) from the bike and THUD!!!!!

Side stand lagana he bhool gaya tha....

I was not embarrased at all, rather I start Laughing...u know why... because last night I had nothing to right and just today morning...Boom
BLOOPER!!!

P.S: Dont blame my samney wali Bhabhi Ji

.... meri hee galti thee... and yes..... I was left with a broken Clutch Lever, but apart from that...everything else was ok...thanks to the construction debri!

@ Lapoo: Beta Lapoo, matt chala itna Chapoo..Nahi naach sakta hai Papoo..Xbhp/Biking ko matt badnam kar merey Hapoo!! hehehehehe

Quote:

Originally Posted by Samarth 619

Such a blooper happened to me too. It was night time and I was in street waiting for my friend outside his house. I tried putting the bike on stand and 3 ladies (!) passed by.

Same error- Stand laga diya, par pura nahi. Wo bike giri meri Taang par ///

Phir kya tha, Ladies hasti hui chali gayi aur maine bike samhali ...

girls girls and more girls ................................

:rolleye s:

hopefully nothing happened to me till now

inder.cool · 12-30-2008, 04:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L.P.

Riding to Office,bit in a Devilish Moood... riding somwhere smoothly..traffic a bit high as it was one of the office hourss..

A person asks for a lift,"Bhaiya aage tak chhod doge.."
i nodded.. he sat..

And then i real ydont know,what happened... however.. i just started riding like i am the king of the road and i am riding alone...
Zig-Zag..left right,here there,,,everywhere.. Zip-Zappp-Zooomm... cuts from the cars...
finaly the last cut,was terrible..the person sitting behind me hit his leg on a cars bumper,thogh softly...
the time he got of.. he asked.."Bhai sahab galati ho gai,,age se kabhi se kisi se lift nahi maaanguga,aur agar kisi bike pe galti se xBhp dikhajaega to usske aas pas bhi nahi bhatkunga.."

Toooo good...!!!

"Aage se kisi se bhi lift nahi maange ga vo and infact vo bhi nahi jo ye padh raha hai.."

12-11-2008, 12:11 AM	#81 (permalink)
sam92 Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: padmaraonagar , secunderabad Posts: 1,915	another one from my side ... this happened 2 days ago .. i was with my friends .. a friends of mine started his activa from the place we had lunch and was waiting for us i saw him and meanwhile while we were goin in small GULLYS i was not wearing helmet so my pillion was wearing it . i started with 1st gear and was on 4k rpm .. and suddenly i reved it ,,, OH MY GOD .. i saw my pillions legs flying sky high and a big THUG !!!!! .. he fell off i was laughing so much dat he rode the bike back .. i couldnt control my laughter my god .. he was inventing new abusive language on me !!!!! __________________ FACEBOOK HYDERABAD XBHP VIDEO http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTMF0soJCI8 The fast became faster[RTR] and now is the FASTEST[220] !!

12-11-2008, 01:19 AM	#82 (permalink)
dcs Banned Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Free-da-Bad earlier, Currently in Saddi Dilli! Posts: 919	ab meri bari! I dnt knw if I can call this a blooper! long time back, I was coming back home from the office on my LML NV. was standing at a red lightwaiting for it to turn green suddenly an elderly man came and sat on the pillion seat? surprisinly I questioned him-Whats this? he said-aagey tak jana hai! Me-to yeh kya tareeka hua..kam say kam pooch letey...mein koi mana thoda he karta! he got off the scooter, asked me-aagey tak jana hai, chhor dogey? and I said-NAHEE!!! 2. was going somewhere, dont recall where, was in somewhat devilish mood. a school kid asked for lift--Bhaiya,agey tak chhor dogey? I nodded- he sat, after riding for some 20-25 feet, I asked him to get down. he said -Kyu Bhaiya? I said--Chorr to diya AAGEY tak!! 3. this was the most embarassing: I used to own a NV Spl those days and always used to get it serviced in a fortnight. so, on that fateful saturday night at around 9-10 in the night, I was riding the freshly serviced LML with my best buddy who was the pillion rider ,and was just showing some KHOOL stunts like braking hard and he was all praise for the wonderful brakes LML had and what a dhaansu scooter I had when Suddenly.....I saw a young man on his JAWA with his wife as pillion coming from opposite direction and trying to take a turn. seeing me coming at a great speed, He braked and stood on the rode with his both feet on the ground. I on the other had Braked hard for that dhaansu braking noise but as luck wud have it, I lost control and feel along with the scooter. so it was me, my scooter and my friend skiding on the road and BANG!!! the scooter banged into that young man's stationary Jawa and His wife fell off. I was giggling somehow, was a bit embarassed too and was sorry for the scooter and my friend too...and that young man was saying to the people who gathered to help us__MERI KYA GALTI THEE....MEIN TO KHADA THAA!!! I still remember the look on that poor man's face.

12-11-2008, 03:56 PM	#84 (permalink)
L.P. Uncle xBhp'ian Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: DL-7S Posts: 2,214	Riding to Office,bit in a Devilish Moood... riding somwhere smoothly..traffic a bit high as it was one of the office hourss.. A person asks for a lift,"Bhaiya aage tak chhod doge.." i nodded.. he sat.. And then i real ydont know,what happened... however.. i just started riding like i am the king of the road and i am riding alone... Zig-Zag..left right,here there,,,everywhere.. Zip-Zappp-Zooomm... cuts from the cars... finaly the last cut,was terrible..the person sitting behind me hit his leg on a cars bumper,thogh softly... the time he got of.. he asked.."Bhai sahab galati ho gai,,age se kabhi se kisi se lift nahi maaanguga,aur agar kisi bike pe galti se xBhp dikhajaega to usske aas pas bhi nahi bhatkunga.." __________________ " Nothing Z Forever,Except D Change " Spiti \|\|Binsar \|\| Lansdowne Click Here to Subscribe to the xBhp Delhi SMS Channel [B] Click here to See my Photography Work

12-11-2008, 11:00 PM	#86 (permalink)
dcs Banned Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Free-da-Bad earlier, Currently in Saddi Dilli! Posts: 919	Oh My God!!! Mates! u just wont believe it! I posted a Blooper Last Night...and Today Morning, when I was coming back from the market after buying ek packet shudh doodh. next to my home, there's a vacant plot which has all that construction raw material lying unclaimed( I park my car and my bike in that plot only). as I stopped the bike, I saw Saamney wali Bhabhi ji and I got disembarked (if thats the right word) from the bike and THUD!!!!! Side stand lagana he bhool gaya tha.... I was not embarrased at all, rather I start Laughing...u know why... because last night I had nothing to right and just today morning...Boom BLOOPER!!! P.S: Dont blame my samney wali Bhabhi Ji.... meri hee galti thee... and yes..... I was left with a broken Clutch Lever, but apart from that...everything else was ok...thanks to the construction debri! @ Lapoo: Beta Lapoo, matt chala itna Chapoo..Nahi naach sakta hai Papoo..Xbhp/Biking ko matt badnam kar merey Hapoo!! hehehehehe Last edited by dcs; 12-11-2008 at 11:08 PM. Reason: kuch Miss..Take ho gayi thee

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12-29-2008, 11:14 PM	#88 (permalink)
jasmeetsinghchawla Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Raipur (C.G.) Posts: 591	1. One fine day i was returning from my college, its an empty road. I saw a catle crossing the road i slowed down from 80 to 60 after the cattle had crossed well before i reached upto them i nailed the throttle again but suddenly on cow which was left behind crossed the road running i was too close to brake i didnt hope to get saved and suddenly i see the cow fell and i was still riding. 2. One of my friend took my CBZ and gave me his bullet diesel to drop his girlfriend home(no grab rail on bullet) i was just about to leave one another friend who wanted to show off riding a bullet came to me 'chalane dena' He drove for 1/2 a km there was a stationery truck on the road with no space left. I said brake maar he was unable to, both fell in the Farmland which was atleast 6 feet below the road level. 6 people took it out of that place.

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