Gasolinejunkie

Dude what the hell have you been smoking? I’m lost for words.. The first few lines made me think its a 3 year old kid who stole some of daddy’s booze sitting in front of big brother’s computer.
And then you got me wondering..what if your one of those unheard of prodigies who builds engines by night while living the simple life of an average Joe. Just because some of your claims seem hard to imagine I couldn’t just come out and cuss the life out of a visionary. A few years ago there was a brilliant bloke who grafted two single pod motors into a Vtwin, people laughed! Until they saw it work.
Still in a daze I read on, until I got to the ‘service procedures’ and fell off my chair. From then every word made me pull my hair out, yes all 2 feet of it.
What I love is the way you made up the specifications. Power is not something you chisel onto an engine block and top speed is not as easy as printing a number on the speedometer. Do you actually know ANYTHING about engines? Maybe if you plant a 92bhp motor in an RC car you might get it to 300. And since all your steeds boast of cutting edge fuel injection, will they be running open or closed loop? And if your designing it yourself may I suggest the MAP sensor & wide band O2 sensor set up, altimeter wouldn’t be a bad idea as well.

I can particularly relate to the service procedures because I am a grease monkey and this is my trade. So..let me get a scotch and gather my nerves before I continue. Sorry I’m still shaken up.
Ok, nice to hear about the Robots. They must be really cheap with the global recession these days, if you buy them in bulk can you please put in an order for me as well. I need something to make my bed in the morning and if they are good enough I might get them to do my work while I sip on coffee. Checking for cracked seals, replacing the oil and pulling apart the whole bike in minutes are an impressive set of skills. Maybe you should get them to give the customer a lap dance while they wait for their bike.


This takes the cake, sorry I can’t say anything. I’m in tears. When I get home I’m going to strip my Pajero to the bone and shine the con-rods. The last time I serviced it I forgot to pull the transmission apart and separate the cab from the chassis, there might be a little mud there.
I believe some time ago you had an issue with your front disc. Did you get your mechanic to pull apart the big-end bearings to fix that?
Oh and that racetrack around the service centre sounds wicked, my mate is a Ferrari mechanic and I might sell the idea to him. Do you want to build a hospital around the racetrack as well?



I’m still speculating. Please, put me out of my miseries. You could be a dumbass who knows nothing about bikes or engines but you could be a rich dumbass sitting on half a $ billion. Then again, did you just wake up and decide to do what Yamaha & Ducati won’t even bother dreaming up.

I’ll gladly eat my words if you can materialise any of your claims or come up with a half decent cycle that would sell. Your and engineer and your 23 years old..so please tell us what it was. Marijuana? Cocaine? Or is it your 4 year old cousin hijacking you computer when your at work?
If you have any legitimate ideas or thoughts that would be of some benefit to this motorcycling community please put it forward, but till then I suggest you join a Harry Potter club of wizardry for kids who missed out on their childhood.

rockrider

Spare the guy Gaso. this must have been a really wild dream. And when did he ever say anything about the fuel these bikes are going to use. It must be some cheap radio-active material made out of one's hair (you would be the happiest)!!!!

@Thunder: on a more serious note... I hopeyou did intend fun when you shared your dream. you never know this is a possibility 50 years down the lane.. (well I'd imagine the bikes may have to fly for lack of any land)... If your thoughts sounded possible even 5 yrs down the lane they may have been recieved in a better fashion.

But then who can plan and dream ??

Thunder

I would remind u all again and again the Topic.....
My DREAM Company

If any needs meaning for Dream ----- Google Brother will be happy to help you all......
Dream doesnt knows the Specifications, Possibility, Money, or anything.....
But it imagines many Wicked things....
Does the Story Writers of Jurassic Park, Independece Day, Transformers or Horry Potter - ever thought will their Stories will ever come to alive.....
But still they wrote them ---- because its thier Imagination....

We spend our Worthless money to see a Car becoming a Alien and Fight for Humans.....Is there any Reality in that story.....But we all Love them....

Thats the same mantra applicable for my Dream....Though Its Wicked, Unable to Imagine, Hard to Digest,,,,,

A dream is a Dream is a Dream which may come to Live.....One Day......

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pads

a person without a dream is not worth living......... everyone has dreams........ some say it, some don't......... but it was good to hear about your dream........

m wondering if you are in need of a partner ........

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rossi_god

ya...I agreee

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