whizzkid_ram

SOCIALISM:

You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbor.

COMMUNISM:

You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk.

FASCISM:

You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and sells you some milk.

NAZISM:

You have 2 cows; The Government takes both and shoots you.

BUREAUCRATISM:

You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and
throws the milk away...

TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM:

You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and
the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION:

You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow dropped de

FRENCH CORPORATION

You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.

A JAPANESE CORPORATION :

You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an
ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a
clever cow
cartoon image called Cowkimon and market them World-Wide.

A GERMAN CORPORATION:

You have two cows. You reengineer them so they live for 100 years, eat
once a month, and milk themselves.

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION:

You have two cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.

A RUSSIAN CORPORATION:

You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows. You count
them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you
have 2 cows. You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.

A SWISS CORPORATION:

You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you. You charge others for
storing them.

A CHINESE CORPORATION:

You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full
employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who
reported the numbers.

AN INDIAN CORPORATION:

You have two cows. You worship them.

A BRITISH CORPORATION:

You have two cows. Both are mad.

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ken cool

Off Topic Approved

Knew this one. Been around for a while. But it is nice!

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Samarth 619

All are great jokes... But, I specially loved these:-->

and of course, these are new for me, I never saw these jokes earlier...?

Puneet1

Something similar but better from badbikerboy 's blog

#HH Splendour: My dad make all the decisions in my family!
#HH Passion: I can't afford a premium bike!
#Bajaj Platina: Sigh! I thought the city mileage is in 3 figures...
#TVS Star City: The name gives me the feeling of a car...(Honda City)
#Suzuki Heat: Oops, I thought its a 100cc bike!
#Yamaha G5/Alba: I like to stand apart from crowd...VERY APART!
#HH Glamour: I still can't afford a premium bike...
#Honda CBF Stunner: I thought it is the new Karizma!
#Yamaha Gladiator: One Day,I will definately catch that pulsar with my bike!
#TVS Flame: I will burn all the bikes!
#HH Hunk: I want to attract girls by any mean possible!
#Bajaj Pulsar: My friends,my relatives,my family members,my watchman,my colleagues and even my milkman has got this bike!
#Yamaha FZ-16: I am not into desi bikes.
#TVS Apache RTR 160/FI: I don't like HH and Bajaj bikes...seriously!
#Honda Unicorn: I can afford a 150cc bike but I can't afford fuel price!
#Yamaha Fazer: I don't know anything about the CC and BHP...I just wanna go for touring with my Dad's money.
#Bajaj Avenger: I always wanted to ride Harley Davidson...Sigh!
#Yamaha R15: I've got money But I don't know how to drive a car!
#TVS APACHE RTR 180: I smoked out R15 and Pulsar 180... Now tell me when Hero Honda's 180 coming???
#HH Karizma: Fuel Prices??? I don't know what are you talking about?
#Bajaj Pulsar 220: I hate Karizma!
#Royal Enfield: I eat all day and loves to seek everybody's attention!

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You have two cows giving a good yield. You sledge one cow every time you pass by it because it has darker skin and is trying to produce as much milk as the other one.

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moeed

Nice ones there!

srini

good ones there...

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whizzkid_ram

Thanx for the approval ken da..

Nice buddy

Its newly emerged one

Thanx guys

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badbikerboy

thanx a lot for that...



thanks dude...

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cyclone2k

All are so true.. and this was one of the reasons why I bought Uni...

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