Archived Thread:The Poser Diaries..

[L.P.]

Originally Posted by cyclone2k

Thing to tell to those uncles - Well, uncle do you know the rightest lane is not for crawling, but for speeding... BTW, did you see that you have been blinking your indicators since........ your youth. And, do you consider yourself SRK? If he says - NO. Why?.. Then, you reply - Then, why are you wearing Dard-E-Disco helmet? Poor Joke, eh?? Here's poorer, Uncle says - Maroge aek din... Reply - To aap yahan ka permanent visa leke aaye hain kya?

^^ i found it in some other thread..And thought of posting it here..
originaly posted by cyclone2k..and which just made me ROTF..

[cyclone2k]

Hehe... Thanks for quoting me...

Regarding current posers, CBZ classic is still their favourite, with funn(k)y mods.. Their current favourite out-fits, dirty jeans, silky shirts with flowers in it, and a must vest, golden coloured hair... Some posers, leave 2-3 buttons open off their shirts while some leave it all open.. Now, inspired from Sallu bhai, a bracelet and a chain hanging from right front pocket to right back pocket is also a necessary requirement.

Some posers even bought R-15, selling all their old bikes and spending mother-father's savings.. Just in case I get a R1, and place it beside their R-15, they would consider it just a new variant..

Techno bhai, hope you'll share some Harley Davidson poser stories now..

Till his stories are back, why not we share how we pose, that'll improve our overall posing skills...

I revv up the engine making ggghhhrrrrr.. noises, burn-outs (as if when it's just a warm-up process) when chicks are around, act like a motogp rider taking 20-30 degree corners, opening leg in the direction where I am cornering. I also pat the tank when I overtake other poser.....

Usually I am on the the sixth gear on my Uni, making it a SBK, but when I see some chick in an auto, it converts itself in a chopper and I start cruising around it.

What do you guys do?

[L.P.]

May BE:

If that auto Stops at a red light,as soon as the light hits green.. i just pop up a wheelie,so that she might just see me doing that daredevling thingy..

[cyclone2k]

Stoppie on Red-lights and Wheelie on Green... sounds a good idea, but those uncles you see... I need a Shut-Up Uncle T-Shirt!

[L.P.]

Originally Posted by cyclone2k

Stoppie on Red-lights and Wheelie on Green... sounds a good idea, but those uncles you see... I need a Shut-Up Uncle T-Shirt!

^^ ....

Why Dont we have a rule that says no riding after 55 of age and below 40kmph!!

[ankit mishra]

@cyclone...brother I could not visualize.." I also pat the tank when I overtake other poser..... "




kindly make me understand if you have time...


by the way I'm having the entire POSER Series saved on my computer... would you friends like it if I pose them...OOps.. POST them...

[L.P.]

Originally Posted by ankit mishra

@cyclone...brother I could not visualize.." I also pat the tank when I overtake other poser..... "




kindly make me understand if you have time...


by the way I'm having the entire POSER Series saved on my computer... would you friends like it if I pose them...OOps.. POST them...

Sure.. pleease...

[KwokFist]

Originally Posted by ankit mishra

@cyclone...brother I could not visualize.." I also pat the tank when I overtake other poser..... "




kindly make me understand if you have time...


by the way I'm having the entire POSER Series saved on my computer... would you friends like it if I pose them...OOps.. POST them...

that would be great!.. please do post it up!

[ankit mishra]

PoserX celebrates Diwali
He he he thanks guys….. I am rediscovering my literary skills thanks to your appreciation.

Without much ado here’s part -2

(techno’s comment – gentlemen, if any of you feel like watching real posers in action, keep your eyes open on festival days. The female gender picks out this occasion to dress up well and our esteemed posers do their best to impress them with often disastrous and funny results. Here’s a generic incident.. Mostly fact and a bit of fiction.)


Its Diwali today… After that stupid crash on my 150cc ""R1"" I have been forced to take a helmet with me coz my folks don’t allow me to leave home without it. Little do they know that great people don’t wear helmets. So once I am out of eyesight, I quietly park the bike and hang it on the helmet lock. Yes.. had to put a helmet lock on my ""R1"". Grrrr. Anyway, its 2 pm when I set out after lunch and speed on the crowded road scaring people left and right and overtaking guys on bigger bikes… ( I love it when they get pissed off..). Day’s is slightly overcast and drizzling and roads are a bit wet and I am racing neatly when I come over to a crowded junction. I use my usual tactics and start my weaving style coz I feel like John Abraham on his ‘Busa. I start moving ahead with a stream of abuse following me for riding in my …..ishtyle. Just when I am about to clear the final hurdle (traffic I mean), a goddamn autorickshaw turns in from the left to my lane…. I swerve but I forgot the helmet hanging from the bike’s side………. The helmet hits the auto and I am unbalanced. Just at that moment a Splendor guy comes in from the right….

GODAAAAAAAMN…… GET OUT OF THE WAY YOU %#%^$^#....... CRASSSSSHHHHHHHH

My poor head, I bashed it against my R1,s sideview mirror and a potato sized bump is coming up. My handsome looks are marred. The bloody Splendor guy has hurt his knee and howling in pain. I start acting too.. howling.. screaming.. my head my %#%.... people get us up on our feet and enquire if I am allright. I somehow escape coz khaki uniformed mama is coming over and I don’t even have a license…

After effecting a escape that would have shamed Houdini himself.. I find myself purchasing crackers and loading them up on my bike. People are asking me abt the bike. Chicks are staring at my bike and when they look at me they turn away. (damned bump on the head.. must be looking like an escaped convict.) Anyway, after effecting my purchases and depositing them back home. I am off for my Diwali with friends weaving in and out on main thoroughfares on modded bikes … A light drizzle starts.. There goes my mall plan… I wanted to show off there.. Still its only 5 PM and I come to a traffic stop..

I see a bike similar to mine beside me making an unfamiliar noise… while mine goes PHUT PHUT PHUT courtesy my cheap free flow exhaust… that one is making a low growl like GZZZZZZZ…. Guy must have a different exhaust….BTW how come it has got 2 exhausts and that too underseat.. I wonder…..

Anyway my friends riding bikes beside me urge me to race this fellow. That guy looks stupid wearing a Jacket, Gloves, helmet and strange boots and stuff[IMG]file:///C:/DOCUME%7E1/ankit/LOCALS%7E1/Temp/msohtml1/01/clip_image008.gif[/IMG]… SHOWOFF…. The light turns green and a empty stretch is up ahead… I engage 1st gear and prepare to scare him with my PHUTPHUTVROOM sound[IMG]file:///C:/DOCUME%7E1/ankit/LOCALS%7E1/Temp/msohtml1/01/clip_image003.gif[/IMG] and what is this….

All I hear is a powerful VOOOOOM and a set of rapidly disappearing taillights and in a matter of seconds the bike disappears from view…. WTF…. What was that… some commuter riding beside me comments to his pillion.. man did you see that it was a R1… and what the F#%$ is this….. remodelled crap…. They laugh and go off in a other direction..

Full Scale Mess……… Dammit.. But I brag to my friends I can drag a R1 with this bike.. I only let the guy go off beacause I dint feel like it…


(To Be Continued…)

[ankit mishra]

and this was the signature of our old blogger buddy...



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A girlfriend as a pillion at 120 kmph is aerodynamic drag!!