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cyclone2k · 10-08-2008, 12:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by technoraj2004

I kick the scooter’s side and suddenly a loud THUNK… HUH….

WHAAAAA.. HAAALP….

Ever seen a running wheelie? The scooter has its front wheel in the air. PoserY is hanging onto the rear spare tyre of the scooter

and PoserV has neatly landed in a open gobar gas plant and is tasting cowdung like a French chef.

I have my hands on the throttle and running alongside the scooter…

)

ROFL, can just imagine the scene! D00d, your return just owned my off-mood... I just returned after having a tensed session with some maamus over letting me go in No Entry, your dosage just cured the headache!

Also, your new sig is pwn4g3!!

Poser X seems still be having roots in ground and doesn't discriminate two-wheelers, that so emotional!

chicane1879 · 10-08-2008, 12:59 AM

pramit bhai....kouthi thila??

Keep ur brilliant'ism ON!!

technoraj2004 · 10-10-2008, 03:41 PM

(techno tip – Track style riding on monsoon Indian roads is an unbeatable combination
End of race ovation reception is best left to the MotoGP guys)

Hey bikers..PoserX is back…. Seems like you are busy discussing the next GIR..

PoserY and me were busy looking at the MotoGP..

How funny… dunno how these guys ride with all those jackets, helmets and stuff..

Bet me and PoserY could do it better bare headed and with sunglasses..

and what funny names Rossi, Stoner, Pedrosa, Hayden (maybe a brother of the Aussie cricketer

)…. Really lame was all I can say… but yeah poser style bikes and great exhausts…

PoserY gives me an idea to try out the same stuff and maybe the people will get impressed and chicks of course

…He has borrowed a P-200 from his friend and he has his RX-135.. we decide to do it and head off to the nearest junction..I begin my stuff of cornering on the P-200 with PoserY hot on my tail and trying to put my knee out like those GP guys.

First time it doesn’t come off good

… Second time I get it somewhat at a higher speed…

Then I select another corner and attempt it at around 60 kmph… It’s a blind corner..

Just as I come out of the corner at full lean and knee out…. WHAT THE….

A neat stretch of mud where the road should have been… A HUGE SPRAY OF MUD….

And just in front of me a vegetable vendor with his trolley.. WHAM…

Lets not discuss the aftereffects..

Later in the day… Poser Y suggests that we do a end of lap style stunts on our bikes..

I am to stunt on the P-200 and PoserY on his RX-135.. Both of us go the nearby crowded mall and increase speed and just at the end of the road we stand up on the footpegs to show off.

Chicks are staring at us…

Just then out of goddamn nowhere a pack of evil mannered dogs run on the road and start fighting..

I sit down and do a panic brake but I hit one of the canines and crash..

5-6 of them chase the hell out of me and the leader takes a bite out of my you know where….

PoserY swerves in a panicked fashion and unfortunately catches a low hanging branch of a tree in his face….

END RESULT – PoserY loses 4 front teeth and is at the dentist.

I had to take anti rabies vaccination. Goddamned canines.

(Next: PoserX meets a Zen Master

)

saj · 10-10-2008, 04:03 PM

oh god! i missed this

ajinkya · 10-10-2008, 09:03 PM

we want more
This is too good

abhishekgyani · 10-10-2008, 09:18 PM

Great one.

cyclone2k · 10-10-2008, 11:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by technoraj2004

Hey bikers..PoserX is back…. Seems like you are busy discussing the next GIR..

PoserY and me were busy looking at the MotoGP..

How funny… dunno how these guys ride with all those jackets, helmets and stuff..

Bet me and PoserY could do it better bare headed and with sunglasses..

and what funny names Rossi, Stoner, Pedrosa, Hayden (maybe a brother of the Aussie cricketer

)…. Really lame was all I can say… but yeah poser style bikes and great exhausts…

Sounds like that was a combo of wet and dirt race, lol. Indeed those guys are lame, how would a chick recognise, that the biker was indeed Rossi? or, maybe he was someone else?? They really need to work out a lot to be a true Poser, just riding Poser class bikes isn't enough, ain't it?

BTW, glad to know you got yourself vaccines, else I'd have to stay away from this thread...

technoraj2004 · 10-11-2008, 06:13 PM

(techno tip - Zen masters sayings require enlightenment to understand. Any poser with over 50 crashes qualifies.

Zen masters carry a short staff with which they whack the heads of disciples if they do not understand.

)

Hey bikers... saw a simple buddisht monk today.. me being the most irritating guy I decided to harass him

... asked him what he specializes in.. His question to me was"What kind of creature are you?"

.. I reply "human o monk!

dont be fooled by the yellow hair and open chested shirt and hanging bling..

He said "your kind should have become extinct long ago."

I asked sarcastically for some gyaan..

A Q&A session started:

ZM(Zen Master): Zen is like gold and dung. Before you understand it is gold, after you understand it is dung.

PoserX: Umm dunno about dung.. Ask dung tasting posers..

Some say its bitter.. PoserY especially likes buffaloes. His RX 135 is half broken from buffalo crashes.

WHACK!

ZM: Before enlightenment I chopped wood and carried water. After enlightenment I chopped wood and carried water.

PoserX: Before crashing I ride at 100+ kmph. After crashing I ride at 100 kmph+. and crash again.

WHACK!

ZM: No snowflake falls in the wrong place.

PoserX: Exactly. No poser falls on smooth road.. we have variety. Muncipal bins, dung patches, mud patches.. you name it we crashed there.

WHACK!

ZM: The quieter you become the more you are able to hear.

PoserX: The louder we become the less we hear. and miss those damned yelping canines or buffaloes just until the last moment.... Then DADT (Dont Ask Dont Tell).

WHACK!

ZM: If your try to aim for it, you are turning away from it.

PoserX: I disagree. PoserY once tried to pull off a long christ and had to avoid a cyclist at short notice.

He hit a pothole went flying and fell with pinpoint accuracy into a shallow well.

WHACK!

(Ow. my head...

)

ZM: Every exit is an entry somewhere else.

PoserX: Yeah last time I tried a cornering exit, I sent out a mud spray and 3 vegetable vendors gave a sound thrashing and had to shell out 1000 bucks..

WHACK! WHACK! WHACK!

(Boo Hoo Hoo my poor head. Its not an anvil!

)

The ZM is disgusted and leaves me with a bunch of painful bumps on the head.my head looks like a bushel of potatoes

..gotta fin painkillers..

(Next: Uncle Poser..

)

ankit mishra · 10-11-2008, 11:07 PM

Dude,
you made my evening...

good to see that now POSER X is going places...

how about Poser

with his friends

going to see some stunt in the movie shooting and then trying the same jump of bikes over the two buildings..

or something like POSER riding under the chassis of 18wheeled truck as in too fast too furious or Dhoom2

this will evolve the poser into The ultimate poser...

.

FZ16 · 10-13-2008, 10:12 PM

Very nice, Technoraj. Keep up the good work, buddy.

10-10-2008, 03:41 PM	#33 (permalink)
technoraj2004 Techno-Rider Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Bhubaneshwar,Orissa, India Posts: 21	Poser tries track skills... (techno tip – Track style riding on monsoon Indian roads is an unbeatable combination End of race ovation reception is best left to the MotoGP guys) Hey bikers..PoserX is back…. Seems like you are busy discussing the next GIR.. PoserY and me were busy looking at the MotoGP.. How funny… dunno how these guys ride with all those jackets, helmets and stuff.. Bet me and PoserY could do it better bare headed and with sunglasses.. and what funny names Rossi, Stoner, Pedrosa, Hayden (maybe a brother of the Aussie cricketer)…. Really lame was all I can say… but yeah poser style bikes and great exhausts… PoserY gives me an idea to try out the same stuff and maybe the people will get impressed and chicks of course…He has borrowed a P-200 from his friend and he has his RX-135.. we decide to do it and head off to the nearest junction..I begin my stuff of cornering on the P-200 with PoserY hot on my tail and trying to put my knee out like those GP guys. First time it doesn’t come off good… Second time I get it somewhat at a higher speed… Then I select another corner and attempt it at around 60 kmph… It’s a blind corner.. Just as I come out of the corner at full lean and knee out…. WHAT THE…. A neat stretch of mud where the road should have been… A HUGE SPRAY OF MUD…. And just in front of me a vegetable vendor with his trolley.. WHAM… Lets not discuss the aftereffects.. Later in the day… Poser Y suggests that we do a end of lap style stunts on our bikes.. I am to stunt on the P-200 and PoserY on his RX-135.. Both of us go the nearby crowded mall and increase speed and just at the end of the road we stand up on the footpegs to show off. Chicks are staring at us… Just then out of goddamn nowhere a pack of evil mannered dogs run on the road and start fighting.. I sit down and do a panic brake but I hit one of the canines and crash.. 5-6 of them chase the hell out of me and the leader takes a bite out of my you know where…. PoserY swerves in a panicked fashion and unfortunately catches a low hanging branch of a tree in his face…. END RESULT – PoserY loses 4 front teeth and is at the dentist. I had to take anti rabies vaccination. Goddamned canines. (Next: PoserX meets a Zen Master) __________________ A girlfriend as a pillion at 400 kmph... What Girl??

10-10-2008, 04:03 PM	#34 (permalink)
saj the city rider Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: bangalore Posts: 514	oh god! i missed this __________________ you wanna know me? COME RIDE WITH ME!!!!

10-10-2008, 09:03 PM	#35 (permalink)
ajinkya Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Mumbai, Maharashtra, India. Posts: 300	we want more This is too good __________________ Ajinkya

10-11-2008, 06:13 PM	#38 (permalink)
technoraj2004 Techno-Rider Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Bhubaneshwar,Orissa, India Posts: 21	PoserX meets a Zen Master.... (techno tip - Zen masters sayings require enlightenment to understand. Any poser with over 50 crashes qualifies. Zen masters carry a short staff with which they whack the heads of disciples if they do not understand.) Hey bikers... saw a simple buddisht monk today.. me being the most irritating guy I decided to harass him... asked him what he specializes in.. His question to me was"What kind of creature are you?".. I reply "human o monk! dont be fooled by the yellow hair and open chested shirt and hanging bling.. He said "your kind should have become extinct long ago." I asked sarcastically for some gyaan.. A Q&A session started: ZM(Zen Master): Zen is like gold and dung. Before you understand it is gold, after you understand it is dung. PoserX: Umm dunno about dung.. Ask dung tasting posers.. Some say its bitter.. PoserY especially likes buffaloes. His RX 135 is half broken from buffalo crashes. WHACK! ZM: Before enlightenment I chopped wood and carried water. After enlightenment I chopped wood and carried water. PoserX: Before crashing I ride at 100+ kmph. After crashing I ride at 100 kmph+. and crash again. WHACK! ZM: No snowflake falls in the wrong place. PoserX: Exactly. No poser falls on smooth road.. we have variety. Muncipal bins, dung patches, mud patches.. you name it we crashed there. WHACK! ZM: The quieter you become the more you are able to hear. PoserX: The louder we become the less we hear. and miss those damned yelping canines or buffaloes just until the last moment.... Then DADT (Dont Ask Dont Tell). WHACK! ZM: If your try to aim for it, you are turning away from it. PoserX: I disagree. PoserY once tried to pull off a long christ and had to avoid a cyclist at short notice. He hit a pothole went flying and fell with pinpoint accuracy into a shallow well. WHACK! (Ow. my head...) ZM: Every exit is an entry somewhere else. PoserX: Yeah last time I tried a cornering exit, I sent out a mud spray and 3 vegetable vendors gave a sound thrashing and had to shell out 1000 bucks.. WHACK! WHACK! WHACK! (Boo Hoo Hoo my poor head. Its not an anvil!) The ZM is disgusted and leaves me with a bunch of painful bumps on the head.my head looks like a bushel of potatoes..gotta fin painkillers.. (Next: Uncle Poser..) __________________ A girlfriend as a pillion at 400 kmph... What Girl?? Last edited by technoraj2004; 10-11-2008 at 06:15 PM.

10-11-2008, 11:07 PM	#39 (permalink)
ankit mishra Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: new-delhi Posts: 74	Dude, you made my evening... good to see that now POSER X is going places... how about Poser with his friends going to see some stunt in the movie shooting and then trying the same jump of bikes over the two buildings.. or something like POSER riding under the chassis of 18wheeled truck as in too fast too furious or Dhoom2 this will evolve the poser into The ultimate poser... . Last edited by ankit mishra; 10-11-2008 at 11:08 PM. Reason: typo errors removed

10-08-2008, 12:59 AM	#32 (permalink)
chicane1879 Feel the S U R G E!! Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Bhubaneshwar Posts: 3,010	pramit bhai....kouthi thila?? Keep ur brilliant'ism ON!!

10-10-2008, 09:18 PM	#36 (permalink)
abhishekgyani Biker Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: New Delhi Posts: 18	Great one.

10-13-2008, 10:12 PM	#40 (permalink)
FZ16 Lord Of The Streets Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 40	Very nice, Technoraj. Keep up the good work, buddy.

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