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10-14-2008, 09:34 AM
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Great writing! Enjoying it.
And it is not a coincidence that i saw such poser activity on the road!  A guy on a K&N'd Pulsar 180 was swerving and honking to his delight. He zoomed ahead with great speed. But i saw him lying on road at the next junction!  Everybody helping him... and some furious people also! These things are for real! 
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10-16-2008, 06:54 AM
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Uncle Poser...
(techno tip: The poser level retardation is spread across all age groups. espacially from 15 to 50
Posers have inbred allergy to helmets and protective gear.  )hey guys.. this is PoserX... roaming the city now and have seen a couple of my kind.... even in higher age groups.. I saw a couple of uncles with brown streaked hair weaving in and out on RXs and Shoguns  .. I will narrate the incident of one such guru of mine... Lets call him UncleP.. He was a famed RX rider during his college days. Always hung out near girls colleges and beat up a few guys too..(thrashed up also by a couple of boyfriends of the girls ).. He is still active on his RX 135 and picks races with younger guys and even has a girlfriend half his age (pciked her up from a local undergrad college ... girl looks like a chimp)..One day he tells me about how he rode the famed Yezdis and Javas.. and a friend turns up on his Yamaha RD 350.. UncleP is proud and shows off his friend's bike to us telling us that this is indeed good stuff and he can race any of us. Now PoserY has his 200 with him and we decide to race UncleP on the roads to a race on who wins. PoserY and me on my bike. UncleP and his friend on the RD. we have a short ear splitting drag scaring pedestrains left and right... UncleP starts his weaving and zipping and the P200 has a tough time keeping up... PoserY is riding like a maniac possessed by the spirits of hell.... We come to a traffic stop and the helmet season is underway with police on the lookout for offenders.. Suddenly one guys spots UncleP with his brown hair and uncle wriggles through the traffic and attempts a high speed escape.. PoserY follow suit... We go into a back alley and suddenly we pick up speed and hit the ton mark.......Somewhere aorund the corner a Indicab comes with high speed and swerves panickedly .. Uncle P and PoserY and driven onto the gravel at around 80 kmph.. and UncleP is thrown off his bike... PoserY manages to avoid a crash but I am flung into a thorn bush... UncleP's friend lands on top of me.. Meanwhile, UncleP has beed dragged butt first for a good 5-10 meters on gravelly rough road.. The back pf his jeans are missing and UncleP is giving passerbys an eyeful of his now baboon red you know what... .. Askhay Kumar does the ad for 501 Jeans and Uncle has just done a live commercial for "Buttless Jeans"...Anyway we limp off to the hospital and OUCH.. Dettol burns... grrr damned thorns. have gotten to unmentionalble places. (Next: Poser mimic the Pulsarmania TV ad.. )
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10-19-2008, 05:57 PM
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a slight touch of techno...
"... is still active on his RX 135 and picks races with younger guys and even has a girlfriend half his age (pciked her up from a local undergrad college ... girl looks like a chimp).... "
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10-19-2008, 09:12 PM
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"The Butt-Less Jeans"
^^ Damm... That sounds Hillarious....
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10-19-2008, 10:34 PM
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Poser does a Pulsarmania.....
(techno tip: Replicating TV stunts in real life is injurious to health.
Do not ride and pose when you are sick...especially in the stomach. )Hye bikers..... have been drooling at the Pulsarmania and P-200 ads.man real stuff for posers.. why do those idiots wear lids and stuff  .. do it with a sunglass and girls will go ga ga over them... PoserY is also looking at the ads and thinking the same and drooling all the while... Lately got a sensitive stomach... all that crap eating has taken its toll... Anyway PoserY has called me to gathering of people near a mall.. lots of hot chicks.... PoserZ too joins the menagerie and we all decide to emulate the Pulsarmaina stuff... I am on my way to the mall and happen upon a open deserted stretch of road near the airfield... Roaring away to glory.... OWWWWW ... damn my stomach... boo hoo hoo. not a bathroom in sight... Have to finish my stuff.. I spot a clump of bushes away from the roadside.. I go down there and heh heh do my thing.... Now a couple of rascally street urchins spot me and think I am a monkey looking at my yellow hair and begin hissing at me and throwing stones.. GRRRRR... damned kids... I shout and they run off laughing... One of them smears dirt on my seat... GRRR let me get you.... And why the hell do I not have any water.. OK a leaf will do...Anyway, I reach the mall. PoserZ has spotted a incline and decides on a flying wheelie above us. We guys below will grab hands and do the spiral burnout as in Pulsarmania... We make VROOM VROOM sounds and get attention at once... PoserZ heads off to his station and prepares while me and PoserY warm up... Now as me and PoserY grab hands and begin the burnout the bikes start wobbling but it goes off anyway... PoserZ starts off with a roar and begins his run... All eyes are on us........Nobody warned us about the under construction open sewage tank near the rear of the mall....THUNK... a loud sound in my gearbox and a grinding sound comes from the engine and suddenly the bike stalls..... HAAAAAAALP... I fly off my bike and PoserZ has made his leap..... We fall with pinpoint accuracy into the sewage tank filled with umm you know what...... PoserY is thrown off and lands beneath a tree and a crow decides to relieve himself. PoserY get a wet, dripping face..The shame of it... The entire crowd is laughing.... DAMN the bike and DAMN the tank...People call us the "Smelly Posers now" (Next: PoserX celebrates Diwali.... )
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10-19-2008, 10:46 PM
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Diwali pe Diwalia..
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10-22-2008, 09:19 AM
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keep them flooding....this is most favorite thread on xBHP.
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