Archived Thread:The Poser Diaries.. - xBhp.com : The Global Indian Biking Community

L.P. · 09-26-2008, 12:45 AM

Orginaly posted By: Technoraj2004
(Don't know if he had re-registered,but we or (I), realy miss you and your posts to this thread...)
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The Poser Diaries

Techno is back with a new series…
*****************
*THE POSER DIARIES *
*****************

(This article is not meant to hurt any sentiments but to highlight the lifestyle of "specially abled" bikers who believe they are the bollywood heros when not riding and Moto GP riders when astride a bike and . I will present it in instalments as my previous article and will highlight the activities of a garden variety "poser" from what I have seen and experienced as an autobiography.)

( BIKERS be afraid.. be very very afraid…. THE posers are here…he he..)

I am PoserX. (Name excluded for obvious reasons

).

I love bikes. I love them sooo much that I sometimes even forget to wash them and perform regular maintenance.

Bikes are open air machines and hence a helmet and additional protection are for sissyboys who are afraid to ride at speed.

I ride helmetless and have paid the local cops a number of times to escape punishment. Riding drunk is just a way to enhance the thrill of riding. Lidless drunk driving is my favourite way to ride preferably on a bigger machine.

My day starts normally with parents scolding me for rough riding. I get a sound ticking off. After all even great men were ticked off.

So after a rough morning I have a sound breakfast and move off to college which is basically the pan and tea shop nearby. Damned professors are giving boring lectures nowadays.

Anyway I am looking nice with the shirt I got and got my hair styled too to look like a bollywood hero.

4 days back I got my bike modded to look like a Yamaha R1.

So what it has a 150cc engine underneath. It looks great and all the chicks look at me. Feel like a hero.

After 1-2 hours of high level gossip (mindless rants)

I decide to pay the girls college nearby a visit with my ""R1"". On the way, I go past P220 and ZMA riders and provoke them to a race on a crowded road.

The ZMA rider patiently lets me paas. The 220 guy initially tries to have patience but I single him out for special treatment. He is finally provoked and rides like he is really pissed off.

We both race weaving in and out of traffic and suddenly I see a empty patch of road ahead with the 220 guy stuck behind me. I race ahead when suddenly………….

A autorickshaw rolls on to the road and stops right in my path. 70kmph to 0 in 5 meters. I even doubt the R1….

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALP……………. WHAAAM………………….. Damn the accident had to happen just near the girls college.

No serious damage done but bike busted up as well as my ego. The 220 guy zooms off with a smug look

and people come and lift me up. Daamn lost a chance to show off. Hair all muddy, shirt half torn. KRAP. Laughing girls all around. I lick my wounds and haul off to the nearest garage and hospital respectively. 10 days later I brag in front of my friends how I defeated the 220 in the drag and conveniently left out the part of my crash. After all lidless crashing is fun.. right guys????

MG · 09-26-2008, 08:39 AM

Archived Thread Approved

torque_ankur · 09-26-2008, 08:40 AM

Now where is our Technoraj...waiting for its Poser Diaries

cyclone2k · 09-26-2008, 09:20 AM

One of my favourite threads, which I find close to myself!

Hoping for my Guru to come back soon with new adventures!

mithun.08 · 09-26-2008, 11:01 AM

I of my favorite thread too, Waiting for more

onlinesatish · 09-28-2008, 03:15 AM

Techno.....where the heck are u???

This is the most funniest thing i have read in the poser diaries....i had saved this somewhere in my system!

I see a bike similar to mine beside me making an unfamiliar noise… while mine goes PHUT PHUT PHUT courtesy my cheap free flow exhaust… that one is making a low growl like GZZZZZZZ…. Guy must have a different exhaust….BTW how come it has got 2 exhausts and that too underseat.. I wonder…..

L.P. · 10-01-2008, 02:29 AM

After viewing a lot here and there i could somehow retrive this ..

P.S: TechnoRaj2004- GHUMSHUDA
(Dhundne wale ko 1 clutch plate inaam me milegi..)

chicane1879 · 10-01-2008, 08:49 AM

Techno's busy packing his bags for his trip to US of A!!

L.P. · 10-01-2008, 11:47 AM

Ohh... That's great... Just let him know.. that his thread is back.. and people r realy missing him..

KwokFist · 10-02-2008, 02:19 AM

damm.. i really missed this thread.. i hope he's gonna be back with more crazy stufff!

09-26-2008, 12:45 AM	#1 (permalink)
L.P. Uncle xBhp'ian Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: DL-7S Posts: 2,135	Archived Thread:The Poser Diaries.. Orginaly posted By: Technoraj2004 (Don't know if he had re-registered,but we or (I), realy miss you and your posts to this thread...) ================================================== ============================== The Poser Diaries Techno is back with a new series… ***************** THE POSER DIARIES *************** (This article is not meant to hurt any sentiments but to highlight the lifestyle of "specially abled" bikers who believe they are the bollywood heros when not riding and Moto GP riders when astride a bike and . I will present it in instalments as my previous article and will highlight the activities of a garden variety "poser" from what I have seen and experienced as an autobiography.) ( BIKERS be afraid.. be very very afraid…. THE posers are here…he he..) I am PoserX. (Name excluded for obvious reasons). I love bikes. I love them sooo much that I sometimes even forget to wash them and perform regular maintenance. Bikes are open air machines and hence a helmet and additional protection are for sissyboys who are afraid to ride at speed. I ride helmetless and have paid the local cops a number of times to escape punishment. Riding drunk is just a way to enhance the thrill of riding. Lidless drunk driving is my favourite way to ride preferably on a bigger machine. My day starts normally with parents scolding me for rough riding. I get a sound ticking off. After all even great men were ticked off. So after a rough morning I have a sound breakfast and move off to college which is basically the pan and tea shop nearby. Damned professors are giving boring lectures nowadays. Anyway I am looking nice with the shirt I got and got my hair styled too to look like a bollywood hero. 4 days back I got my bike modded to look like a Yamaha R1. So what it has a 150cc engine underneath. It looks great and all the chicks look at me. Feel like a hero. After 1-2 hours of high level gossip (mindless rants) I decide to pay the girls college nearby a visit with my ""R1"". On the way, I go past P220 and ZMA riders and provoke them to a race on a crowded road. The ZMA rider patiently lets me paas. The 220 guy initially tries to have patience but I single him out for special treatment. He is finally provoked and rides like he is really pissed off. We both race weaving in and out of traffic and suddenly I see a empty patch of road ahead with the 220 guy stuck behind me. I race ahead when suddenly…………. A autorickshaw rolls on to the road and stops right in my path. 70kmph to 0 in 5 meters. I even doubt the R1…. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALP……………. WHAAAM………………….. Damn the accident had to happen just near the girls college. No serious damage done but bike busted up as well as my ego. The 220 guy zooms off with a smug look and people come and lift me up. Daamn lost a chance to show off. Hair all muddy, shirt half torn. KRAP. Laughing girls all around. I lick my wounds and haul off to the nearest garage and hospital respectively. 10 days later I brag in front of my friends how I defeated the 220 in the drag and conveniently left out the part of my crash. After all lidless crashing is fun.. right guys???? __________________ " Nothing Z Forever,Except D Change " Spiti \|\|Binsar \|\| Lansdowne Click Here to Subscribe to the xBhp Delhi SMS Channel** 2006-till Date : Bajaj Discover 125cc 1,60,000 kms ..... now Hero Honda Karizma

09-26-2008, 08:40 AM	#3 (permalink)
torque_ankur :p Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Delhi Posts: 364	Now where is our Technoraj...waiting for its Poser Diaries __________________ You Make Your Choices, And You Don't Look Back

09-28-2008, 03:15 AM	#6 (permalink)
onlinesatish Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Hyderabad Posts: 3,195	Techno.....where the heck are u??? This is the most funniest thing i have read in the poser diaries....i had saved this somewhere in my system! I see a bike similar to mine beside me making an unfamiliar noise… while mine goes PHUT PHUT PHUT courtesy my cheap free flow exhaust… that one is making a low growl like GZZZZZZZ…. Guy must have a different exhaust….BTW how come it has got 2 exhausts and that too underseat.. I wonder….. Last edited by onlinesatish; 09-28-2008 at 03:23 AM.

10-01-2008, 02:29 AM	#7 (permalink)
L.P. Uncle xBhp'ian Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: DL-7S Posts: 2,135	After viewing a lot here and there i could somehow retrive this .. P.S: TechnoRaj2004- GHUMSHUDA (Dhundne wale ko 1 clutch plate inaam me milegi..) Attached Thumbnails __________________ " Nothing Z Forever,Except D Change " Spiti \|\|Binsar \|\| Lansdowne Click Here to Subscribe to the xBhp Delhi SMS Channel 2006-till Date : Bajaj Discover 125cc 1,60,000 kms ..... now Hero Honda Karizma

10-01-2008, 11:47 AM	#9 (permalink)
L.P. Uncle xBhp'ian Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: DL-7S Posts: 2,135	Ohh... That's great... Just let him know.. that his thread is back.. and people r realy missing him.. __________________ " Nothing Z Forever,Except D Change " Spiti \|\|Binsar \|\| Lansdowne Click Here to Subscribe to the xBhp Delhi SMS Channel 2006-till Date : Bajaj Discover 125cc 1,60,000 kms ..... now Hero Honda Karizma

09-26-2008, 08:39 AM	#2 (permalink)
MG Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Maharashtra,India Posts: 5,507	Archived Thread Approved

09-26-2008, 11:01 AM	#5 (permalink)
mithun.08 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Bangalore Posts: 816	I of my favorite thread too, Waiting for more

10-01-2008, 08:49 AM	#8 (permalink)
chicane1879 Feel the S U R G E!! Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Bhubaneshwar Posts: 2,957	Techno's busy packing his bags for his trip to US of A!!

10-02-2008, 02:19 AM	#10 (permalink)
KwokFist Storm Rider Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Mangalore Posts: 804	damm.. i really missed this thread.. i hope he's gonna be back with more crazy stufff!

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