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The Bad Wolf · 06-15-2011, 08:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Braumabull

Six Gears but No reverse gear na.

My Swift also has Six Gears but 5 Forward and 1 reverse

Its intelligent thinking, rather than having all six gears forward

I see that you want a reverse gear and may I present the Honda Goldwing to you kind sir

Raneet · 06-15-2011, 10:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rakshit rana

then you should have no problem with bandit.semi fairing with center stand

nah i don't like bandit. People will say "dhoom wala bike"!

Raneet · 06-15-2011, 10:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Bad Wolf

I see that you want a reverse gear and may I present the Honda Goldwing to you kind sir

is this the latest one with seat belts and pilot elect seat?

no wonder features in this bike if mentioned will probably take a diary to finish.

Braumabull · 06-15-2011, 10:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Bad Wolf

I see that you want a reverse gear and may I present the Honda Goldwing to you kind sir

Not in my wildest dream I thought abt this

Awsome comeback.........

The Bad Wolf · 06-15-2011, 12:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raneet

is this the latest one with seat belts and pilot elect seat?

no wonder features in this bike if mentioned will probably take a diary to finish.

LOL Yeah... and the next years edition will probably be a Maybach on two wheels.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Braumabull

Not in my wildest dream I thought abt this

Awsome comeback.........

There is probably no feature that you wont find on this baby.

samyakmodi · 06-29-2011, 01:05 PM

though its quiet irritating, the questions and logics I was fired with when I had my bike were crazy!!

1. you could have bought a good car for that kind of money.
2. no-one other than you can use it in the family.
3. when you get married how will your wife sit on this with a saree?
4. if you have to carry something how will you manage it?
5. the office boys OR drivers will not care about it - as if they would be allowed to touch it.
6. average is pathetic.
7. what the hell will you do with so much power with the kind of traffic that's there in the city.
8. taking 2 pillions would be quiet difficult on the bike (though the bloke i sold my bike to managed it quiet easily

)
9. how will you ever park it in the mall ?
10. with so much weight how would you back it up? (this of all the irritating questions was quiet sensible)
11. how will you manage servicing and all?
12. maintenance cost is HUGE!!
13. saved the best for the last - gas ki tanki kaha rakhke laoge?!?! (where will you put the gas cylinder if you have to carry it)

p.s : and not to forget : "yeh dhoom wali bike hai na?!?!"

raja_roadster · 06-29-2011, 01:49 PM

If there is only less petrol in my vehicle(scooter

)i can just tilt it to floor sing lullaby for some time lift it back to stand it will start asap and goes into smokes these so called sbk's dont have such potentiality so i wont buy them

Samarth 619 · 02-20-2012, 04:56 PM

Excuse: Japan had an earthquake and nuclear breakout last year. The water, raw materials, etc. were heavily contaminated and people suffered. So, if I get a imported Japanese CBU now and keep it in my home:

Main to marunga hi, Parivar aur jayega saath mere! (Not only will I die, I'll take my family with me!)

--
A Humble Suggestion: Guys, do you think this topic's extracts can be published in the last page of the magazine with a headline like "XHumor" or "Light moments" or something? Many such magazines have their last pages dedicated to humor/ light moments/ pics.

(I'm not on a suggestion spree. I know some days ago I suggested something but that topic wasn't approved... But these 2 suggestions, have no connection at all.)

raghu_scsa316 · 02-20-2012, 06:37 PM

I used to drive a lot of super bikes but one day I took an arrow to the knee.

Rahul.Gvli · 02-20-2012, 09:08 PM

@ Samarth: You have done a very good job by digging this old thread...
Thanks a ton for that.......

Quote:

Originally Posted by Samarth 619

A Humble Suggestion: Guys, do you think this topic's extracts can be published in the last page of the magazine with a headline like "XHumor" or "Light moments" or something? Many such magazines have their last pages dedicated to humor/ light moments/ pics.

+ 1 to that.....

06-29-2011, 01:05 PM	#176 (permalink)
samyakmodi The Auto-Consultant!! Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Indore Posts: 167	though its quiet irritating, the questions and logics I was fired with when I had my bike were crazy!! 1. you could have bought a good car for that kind of money. 2. no-one other than you can use it in the family. 3. when you get married how will your wife sit on this with a saree? 4. if you have to carry something how will you manage it? 5. the office boys OR drivers will not care about it - as if they would be allowed to touch it. 6. average is pathetic. 7. what the hell will you do with so much power with the kind of traffic that's there in the city. 8. taking 2 pillions would be quiet difficult on the bike (though the bloke i sold my bike to managed it quiet easily ) 9. how will you ever park it in the mall ? 10. with so much weight how would you back it up? (this of all the irritating questions was quiet sensible) 11. how will you manage servicing and all? 12. maintenance cost is HUGE!! 13. saved the best for the last - gas ki tanki kaha rakhke laoge?!?! (where will you put the gas cylinder if you have to carry it) p.s : and not to forget : "yeh dhoom wali bike hai na?!?!" __________________ Biking is a religion, not a hobby!! www.7thgear.in Last edited by samyakmodi; 06-29-2011 at 01:10 PM.

06-29-2011, 01:49 PM	#177 (permalink)
raja_roadster Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 444	If there is only less petrol in my vehicle(scooter)i can just tilt it to floor sing lullaby for some time lift it back to stand it will start asap and goes into smokes these so called sbk's dont have such potentiality so i wont buy them

02-20-2012, 04:56 PM	#178 (permalink)
Samarth 619 Moderator Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Rajasthan Posts: 2,801	Excuse: Japan had an earthquake and nuclear breakout last year. The water, raw materials, etc. were heavily contaminated and people suffered. So, if I get a imported Japanese CBU now and keep it in my home: Main to marunga hi, Parivar aur jayega saath mere! (Not only will I die, I'll take my family with me!) -- A Humble Suggestion: Guys, do you think this topic's extracts can be published in the last page of the magazine with a headline like "XHumor" or "Light moments" or something? Many such magazines have their last pages dedicated to humor/ light moments/ pics. (I'm not on a suggestion spree. I know some days ago I suggested something but that topic wasn't approved... But these 2 suggestions, have no connection at all.) Last edited by Samarth 619; 02-20-2012 at 05:02 PM.

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02-20-2012, 06:37 PM	#179 (permalink)
raghu_scsa316 Junior Member Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: Hyderabad Posts: 21	I used to drive a lot of super bikes but one day I took an arrow to the knee.

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