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    Children Rhymes in 3012...

    Jack & Jill, went up the hill, to have some fun
    Jill forgot to carry her pill, & came back with a son !!


    Mary had a little sheep
    With the sheep she went to sleep
    The sheep turned out to be a RAM
    Now Mary has a little lamb!!!
    Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
    Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
    ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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      Sitting posture...

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      Sent from my Spice Mi-530 using xBhp Connect mobile app
      Splendor - 2k to 2006
      Karizma - 2k3 to 2009
      P180 - 2k6 to 2k9
      Hunk - Oct 2k7 til now
      ZMR - 2010 to Forever
      RX135(2k) - 2013 to 2018
      Ninja 250R (2010) - 2016 til now
      RayZ - 2015 til now
      Ninja 650 (2014) - 2017 til now


      Delhi to Narkanda
      Delhi to Coimbatore
      Delhi to Nepal

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        Source.. one and only fb..

        Sent from my Spice Mi-530 using xBhp Connect mobile app
        Splendor - 2k to 2006
        Karizma - 2k3 to 2009
        P180 - 2k6 to 2k9
        Hunk - Oct 2k7 til now
        ZMR - 2010 to Forever
        RX135(2k) - 2013 to 2018
        Ninja 250R (2010) - 2016 til now
        RayZ - 2015 til now
        Ninja 650 (2014) - 2017 til now


        Delhi to Narkanda
        Delhi to Coimbatore
        Delhi to Nepal

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          Last edited by psr; 06-07-2013, 10:39 AM.
          When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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            Originally posted by psr View Post



            LoL.. heights of Erection
            Splendor - 2k to 2006
            Karizma - 2k3 to 2009
            P180 - 2k6 to 2k9
            Hunk - Oct 2k7 til now
            ZMR - 2010 to Forever
            RX135(2k) - 2013 to 2018
            Ninja 250R (2010) - 2016 til now
            RayZ - 2015 til now
            Ninja 650 (2014) - 2017 til now


            Delhi to Narkanda
            Delhi to Coimbatore
            Delhi to Nepal

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            • The Dream come true


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                And in Russia.......








                Last edited by psr; 06-07-2013, 11:33 AM.
                When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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                  A young girl noticed hair growing between her legs.
                  She asked her Mom about it who said : "That part where hair has grown is called a monkey, be proud that your monkey has grown hair."

                  Next morning at breakfast she told her elder sister : "My monkey has grown hair."

                  Her elder sister smiled and said : " That's nothing, mine has starting eating bananas."
                  Mumbai - Bangalore Solo Ride

                  A Breath-Taking Ride (Literally)

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                    Wonderful confession by a girl in church and amazing reply she got


                    She:i m in love with a boy who is far away from me
                    I m in india and he lives in uk

                    We met on marriage website
                    Became friends on fb
                    Had long chats on whatsapp
                    Proposed each other on skype
                    N now 2 months of relationship through viber

                    I need ur blessings and good wish oh god


                    Guy besides her said: now get married on twitter
                    Have fun on tango
                    Buy your kids from ebay
                    Send them through gmail
                    And if u r fed up with ur husband or kids toh unko OLX pe bech de

                    Source --- Whatsapp
                    Splendor - 2k to 2006
                    Karizma - 2k3 to 2009
                    P180 - 2k6 to 2k9
                    Hunk - Oct 2k7 til now
                    ZMR - 2010 to Forever
                    RX135(2k) - 2013 to 2018
                    Ninja 250R (2010) - 2016 til now
                    RayZ - 2015 til now
                    Ninja 650 (2014) - 2017 til now


                    Delhi to Narkanda
                    Delhi to Coimbatore
                    Delhi to Nepal

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                      Originally posted by New guy View Post

                      A bit of Necxercise!

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                      Too lazy to turn my neck, read it as such
                      2013 R15(Sold) | 2014-?? Duke 390

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                        Husband and wife reading Travels magazine.

                        Wife : We should try Greece this time for our 2nd Honeymoon.

                        Husband : Why, what's wrong with normal oil??
                        Mumbai - Bangalore Solo Ride

                        A Breath-Taking Ride (Literally)

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                          Difference Between Lust, Love & Marriage..



                          Lust: Tearing her Panties off.



                          Love: Sliding her Panties down.




                          Marriage: Ironing and Folding them..
                          Splendor - 2k to 2006
                          Karizma - 2k3 to 2009
                          P180 - 2k6 to 2k9
                          Hunk - Oct 2k7 til now
                          ZMR - 2010 to Forever
                          RX135(2k) - 2013 to 2018
                          Ninja 250R (2010) - 2016 til now
                          RayZ - 2015 til now
                          Ninja 650 (2014) - 2017 til now


                          Delhi to Narkanda
                          Delhi to Coimbatore
                          Delhi to Nepal

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                            Hindi Teacher:"Prasang Sahit Nimlikhit Pankti ka varnan Kijiye:"Munni badnaam hui,Darling tere liye"....Student:"Ye Pankti bollywood ke prasidh Kavi Shri Salman Khan ke chalchitra''Dabang''ke"Munni Badnaam namak kavita se li gyi hai..Is kavita mein Kavi mayavi Sundri Malaika arora ko sambodhit karte huye pyar mein badnaam hone ki prerna dete hai.....Kavi ne is kavita ke madhyam se munni ki tulna jhandu baam athva atom bombse ki hai..is kavita se hume kavi ki gehri soch aur tulnatmak smriti ka ehsaas hota hai...
                            Last edited by New guy; 06-07-2013, 09:05 PM.
                            Mumbai - Bangalore Solo Ride

                            A Breath-Taking Ride (Literally)

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                              Originally posted by rreneav1987 View Post
                              Difference Between Lust, Love & Marriage..



                              Lust: Tearing her Panties off.



                              Love: Sliding her Panties down.




                              Marriage: Ironing and Folding them..
                              Sad but true

                              Sent from my GT-N7000 using Tapatalk 2

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                                Newlywed Virgins
                                A young virgin couple is finally wed. Each one is nervous about the impending night, but neither is willing to admit or ask each other about it.

                                Wondering what to do first, the young man calls his father, "Pop, what do I do first?"

                                "Get naked and climb into bed." his father replies.

                                So, the young man does as he is advised.

                                The girl is mortified and calls her mama.

                                "Get naked and join him," is the advice from mama, so she complies.

                                After laying there for a few moments, the young man excuses himself and calls his dad again, "What do I do?" he asks.

                                His father replies, "Look at her naked body. Then, take the hardest part of your body and put it where she pees!"

                                A few moments later, the girl again calls her mama.

                                "What do I do now?" she asks.

                                "Well, what is he doing?" mama asks.

                                "He's in the bathroom, putting his head in the toilet seat !! :P
                                Splendor - 2k to 2006
                                Karizma - 2k3 to 2009
                                P180 - 2k6 to 2k9
                                Hunk - Oct 2k7 til now
                                ZMR - 2010 to Forever
                                RX135(2k) - 2013 to 2018
                                Ninja 250R (2010) - 2016 til now
                                RayZ - 2015 til now
                                Ninja 650 (2014) - 2017 til now


                                Delhi to Narkanda
                                Delhi to Coimbatore
                                Delhi to Nepal

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