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  • Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

    Originally posted by aargee View Post
    Example of polymorphism?

    My reaction when my Mother asks "How are you?"


    My reaction when my Wife asks "How are you?"
    Hahaha.. what if your wife sees all your comments in xbhp??

    Sent from my Spice Mi-530 using xBhp Connect mobile app
    Splendor - 2k to 2006
    Karizma - 2k3 to 2009
    P180 - 2k6 to 2k9
    Hunk - Oct 2k7 til now
    ZMR - 2010 to Forever
    RX135(2k) - 2013 to 2018
    Ninja 250R (2010) - 2016 til now
    RayZ - 2015 til now
    Ninja 650 (2014) - 2017 til now


    Delhi to Narkanda
    Delhi to Coimbatore
    Delhi to Nepal

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      How to take major decisions of life:...?

      First think from your heart,Then think from your mind,
      Then do as your wife says. Else you are gonna regret it..

      Sent from my Spice Mi-530 using xBhp Connect mobile app
      Splendor - 2k to 2006
      Karizma - 2k3 to 2009
      P180 - 2k6 to 2k9
      Hunk - Oct 2k7 til now
      ZMR - 2010 to Forever
      RX135(2k) - 2013 to 2018
      Ninja 250R (2010) - 2016 til now
      RayZ - 2015 til now
      Ninja 650 (2014) - 2017 til now


      Delhi to Narkanda
      Delhi to Coimbatore
      Delhi to Nepal

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        What would you call the Knee of a Bee?

        Make the Wildest Guess..
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        .
        .
        .
        Beat this if you can.
        *
        .
        *

        It's called "Bi Ki Ni"
        (Pls No Clapping-standing ovation)

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          Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
          Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
          ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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          • Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

            Originally posted by rreneav1987 View Post
            How to take major decisions of life:...?

            First think from your heart,Then think from your mind,
            Then do as your wife says. Else you are gonna regret it..

            Sent from my Spice Mi-530 using xBhp Connect mobile app
            Ohh My God.....You are already "Fixed"...
            When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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            • Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

              Originally posted by psr View Post
              Ohh My God.....You are already "Fixed"...
              Nope.. i am not nor will I be for the next 2 years so freedom and celebrating :P hahaha.. I just found it and wanted to dedicate it to you @psr sir and @aargee sir
              Splendor - 2k to 2006
              Karizma - 2k3 to 2009
              P180 - 2k6 to 2k9
              Hunk - Oct 2k7 til now
              ZMR - 2010 to Forever
              RX135(2k) - 2013 to 2018
              Ninja 250R (2010) - 2016 til now
              RayZ - 2015 til now
              Ninja 650 (2014) - 2017 til now


              Delhi to Narkanda
              Delhi to Coimbatore
              Delhi to Nepal

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              • Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                Spotted a Unicorn with a Quote yesterday :

                "Why Suicide?
                When I have my own Death Machine"




                Posted from my iPhone via Tapa ! 📲
                First I was Scared But then We Made a Deal
                -I'll TakCare Of My Sher And He Won't Kill Me-


                ♥ Biker Forever ♥ xBhp ♥ Throttle Hunger ♥ Accidental Body ♥ Bike Changer ♥ Pc Lover ♥ Gadget Freak ♥

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                  Originally posted by rreneav1987 View Post
                  Nope.. i am not nor will I be for the next 2 years so freedom and celebrating :P hahaha.. I just found it and wanted to dedicate it to you @psr sir and @aargee sir
                  We are " Seasoned Veterans ", and need no guidance.....it is reflex now...
                  When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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                  • Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                    [QUOTE=psr;9563

                    We are " Seasoned Veterans ", and need no guidance.....it is reflex now...[/QUOTE]

                    Smile at everyone you meet and make someone happy.

                    Its better to sweat than bleed!! "AGATT "



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                    • Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                      Ek Couple Shop Se Nikle Tab Ek Faqeer Ne Kaha:
                      "Husn Ki Mallika 5 Ruppiyay De De.
                      ANDHAA Hoon.."
                      Pati Ne Biwi Ki Taraf Dekha Aor Bola:
                      DE DE, SACHI ANDHAA HAI

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                      • Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                        Originally posted by Dr. DEEPAK View Post
                        Ek Couple Shop Se Nikle Tab Ek Faqeer Ne Kaha:
                        "Husn Ki Mallika 5 Ruppiyay De De.
                        ANDHAA Hoon.."
                        Pati Ne Biwi Ki Taraf Dekha Aor Bola:
                        DE DE, SACHI ANDHAA HAI
                        Oh man dammm!!!! could not stop laughing me.....
                        KTM RC390 - Current
                        Yamaha R15 v2 - Sold
                        Hero Hunk - Sold
                        An IT Engineer by profession and a rider by soul.


                        Delhi to Sach Pass - http://www.xbhp.com/talkies/tourer/3...h-ka-darr.html
                        Delhi to Mana - http://www.xbhp.com/talkies/tourer/2...xperience.html
                        Delhi to Munsyari - http://www.xbhp.com/talkies/tourer/2...ttrakhand.html
                        Spiti circuit - http://www.xbhp.com/talkies/tourer/3...cuit-solo.html

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                          What's the difference between an Umbrella and a Blouse?
                          UMBRELLA - you press and open;
                          BLOUSE - you open and press

                          Enjoy the monsoon with press and open or with open and press. Choice is yours, either ways you'll get wet!

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                            I felt really glad to see this biker's heart, Seems true...

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                            And how about this leaning session....

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                            KTM RC390 - Current
                            Yamaha R15 v2 - Sold
                            Hero Hunk - Sold
                            An IT Engineer by profession and a rider by soul.


                            Delhi to Sach Pass - http://www.xbhp.com/talkies/tourer/3...h-ka-darr.html
                            Delhi to Mana - http://www.xbhp.com/talkies/tourer/2...xperience.html
                            Delhi to Munsyari - http://www.xbhp.com/talkies/tourer/2...ttrakhand.html
                            Spiti circuit - http://www.xbhp.com/talkies/tourer/3...cuit-solo.html

                            Facebook

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                              Beautiful young people are accidents of nature.
                              Beautiful old people are works of art.
                              :thumbup:

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                                Splendor - 2k to 2006
                                Karizma - 2k3 to 2009
                                P180 - 2k6 to 2k9
                                Hunk - Oct 2k7 til now
                                ZMR - 2010 to Forever
                                RX135(2k) - 2013 to 2018
                                Ninja 250R (2010) - 2016 til now
                                RayZ - 2015 til now
                                Ninja 650 (2014) - 2017 til now


                                Delhi to Narkanda
                                Delhi to Coimbatore
                                Delhi to Nepal

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