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  • #1711
    Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

    When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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    • #1712
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      Hang in there mate!! HANG IT THERE TIGHTLY.

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      Cheers!
      VJ
      Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
      The girl said, 'NO!'


      And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


      THE END

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      • #1713
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        Originally posted by B7ACKTHORN View Post
        Hang in there mate!! HANG IT THERE TIGHTLY.

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        Cheers!
        VJ
        Lucky guy

        Sent from my Spice Mi-530 using xBhp Connect mobile app
        Splendor - 2k to 2006
        Karizma - 2k3 to 2009
        P180 - 2k6 to 2k9
        Hunk - Oct 2k7 til now
        ZMR - 2010 to Forever
        RX135(2k) - 2013 to 2018
        Ninja 250R (2010) - 2016 til now
        RayZ - 2015 til now
        Ninja 650 (2014) - 2017 til now


        Delhi to Narkanda
        Delhi to Coimbatore
        Delhi to Nepal

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        • #1714
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          Sent from my Spice Mi-530 using xBhp Connect mobile app
          Splendor - 2k to 2006
          Karizma - 2k3 to 2009
          P180 - 2k6 to 2k9
          Hunk - Oct 2k7 til now
          ZMR - 2010 to Forever
          RX135(2k) - 2013 to 2018
          Ninja 250R (2010) - 2016 til now
          RayZ - 2015 til now
          Ninja 650 (2014) - 2017 til now


          Delhi to Narkanda
          Delhi to Coimbatore
          Delhi to Nepal

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          • #1715
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            Watched this one last month and am still laughing. Probably the best downfall parody there is

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            • #1716

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              • #1717
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                Last edited by psr; 06-13-2013, 11:42 PM.
                When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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                • #1718
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                  lol, psr ji.

                  ESCAPEEEEE!!!!

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                  Cheers!
                  VJ
                  Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
                  The girl said, 'NO!'


                  And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


                  THE END

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                  • #1719
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                    Treacherous joke
                    Carb Tuning made easy (Thanks Sibun !)

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                    • #1720
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                      This is man cum woman...err...this co-ed hostel; would like to see how the rooms are allotted, woman on top, I mean top rooms for ladies or how...
                      Moreover "something" over there is safe & also professionally managed...hmmm...should give a try sometimes as she seems to give a warm welcome openly (don't ask what, it's on the banner)

                      Last edited by aargee; 06-14-2013, 03:51 AM.
                      Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
                      Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
                      ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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                      • #1721
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                        Guy: Can I buy you a drink?
                        Girl: Sorry, but alcohol is bad for my legs.
                        Guy: Do they swell?
                        Girl: No. They spread.

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                        • #1722
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                          Last edited by psr; 06-14-2013, 10:18 AM.
                          When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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                          • #1723
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                            That one nerd..
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                            One thing a guy and a girl can have in common..

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                            Check Mate mate..

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                            Got MILK???
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                            Boyfriend??
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                            School vs College
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                            Sent from my Spice Mi-530 using xBhp Connect mobile app
                            Splendor - 2k to 2006
                            Karizma - 2k3 to 2009
                            P180 - 2k6 to 2k9
                            Hunk - Oct 2k7 til now
                            ZMR - 2010 to Forever
                            RX135(2k) - 2013 to 2018
                            Ninja 250R (2010) - 2016 til now
                            RayZ - 2015 til now
                            Ninja 650 (2014) - 2017 til now


                            Delhi to Narkanda
                            Delhi to Coimbatore
                            Delhi to Nepal

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                            • #1724
                              The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

                              Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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                              • #1725
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                                Wife: (shouting) Stop watching porn, I can hear it in the kitchen
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                                Husband:
                                I'm not, it's Sharapova vs Serena...
                                I'm watching tennis final.

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