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"Life is all about burning petrol and the most efficient way to do so is by riding a bike"
"A man who dreams of being an astronaut or a pilot, is yet to drive a motorcycle."
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exactly whats happening to me at present..
sometimes sad and sometimes hilarious..
Ride safe and have fun.
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While in China, an American man is very sexually promiscuous & does not use a condom the entire time he is there.
A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green & purple spots.
Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like this before, orders some tests & tells the man to return in 2 days for the results.
The man returns 2 days later & the doctor says: "I've got bad news for you, you've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare & almost unheard of here in the US, we know very little about it."
The man looks a little perplexed & says, "Well, give me a shot or some thing & fix me up, Doc."
The doctor answers, "I am sorry, there's no known cure. We're going to have to amputate your penis."
The man screams in horror, "Absolutely not! I want a second opinion!!!"
The doctor replies, "Well, it's your choice. Go ahead, if you want but surgery is your only option."
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.
The Chinese doctor examines his penis & says: "Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vewy ware disease."
The guy says to the doctor, "Yeah, yeah, I already know that, but what can we do? My American doctor wants to cut off my penis!"
The Chinese doctor shakes his head & laughs: "Stupid American docttah, always want opawate. Make more money dat way. No need amputate!"
"Oh, thank God!" the man exclaims.
"Yes", says the Chinese doctor. "Wait two week. Fall off by itself...!"Ride more, browse less.Comment
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Good one anil"Life is all about burning petrol and the most efficient way to do so is by riding a bike"
"A man who dreams of being an astronaut or a pilot, is yet to drive a motorcycle."
"Often, I find myself in the middle of nowhere,Rarely, in the middle of nowhere, I FIND myself..."Comment
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Loved the cop's expression when he captured a rider @ 153 mph!
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This happened to me-
We booked a resort for our group at one of the resorts in Chennai. We reached the resort almost 2 hours late. Horrified that our booking could have been cancelled, I rushed to the reception.
[At the reception]
Me: Good morning! We have a booking this morning for a group of 10 people at your resort and we have already spoke to your Manager Mr.xxxxxxx. Could you help us please?
Receptionist: Sorry sir!
Me: Why boss???
Receptionist: [With full energy replied....] Sir...Manager sir just now outgoing sir... Manager sir incoming after one hour sir. You phone Manager sir.
Me:
As I was thinking of a way to respond to this guy, I found my friend already talking to the 'Outgoing manager.'My DIY(s) - Sprocket bearing change | Paint job | Custom speedo dial
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Wt a ride"Life is all about burning petrol and the most efficient way to do so is by riding a bike"
"A man who dreams of being an astronaut or a pilot, is yet to drive a motorcycle."
"Often, I find myself in the middle of nowhere,Rarely, in the middle of nowhere, I FIND myself..."Comment
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NGC behind the scenes, how they do it !!! hhahahah
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Husband : Main tumhe shaadi ki 10th anniversary par ANDAMAN NICOBAR ISLANDS lekar jaaunga..
Wife 😎: Sach! Aur 25th par?
Husband: Lene aaunga..!!! Ride more, browse less.Comment
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Ride safe and have fun.
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Ride in peace"Life is all about burning petrol and the most efficient way to do so is by riding a bike"
"A man who dreams of being an astronaut or a pilot, is yet to drive a motorcycle."
"Often, I find myself in the middle of nowhere,Rarely, in the middle of nowhere, I FIND myself..."Comment
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^^ Thats the most awesome, most
Legen.. *wait for it* ..dary, Legendary grave ever !
"Madness", as you know, is a lot like gravity, all it takes is a little push !Comment
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Weekend schedule"Life is all about burning petrol and the most efficient way to do so is by riding a bike"
"A man who dreams of being an astronaut or a pilot, is yet to drive a motorcycle."
"Often, I find myself in the middle of nowhere,Rarely, in the middle of nowhere, I FIND myself..."Comment
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looking at it our very respected Digvijay Singh will sayOriginally posted by sandy.avy220 View Post
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***The Deaf Wife Problem***
John feared his wife Rosy wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid.
Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family Doctor to discuss the problem.
The Doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.
'Here's what you do,' said the Doctor, 'stand about 40 feet away from her, and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response..'
That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was In the den. He says to himself, 'I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens.' Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?'
No response.
So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and repeats, 'Rosy, what's for dinner?'
Still no response.
Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his Wife and asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?'
Again he gets no response.
So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. 'Honey, what's for dinner?'
Again there is no response.
So he walks right up behind her. 'Rosy, what's for dinner?'
(You'll love this)
For God's sake John, its the FIFTH time m telling you, its 'BIRYANI!'Ride more, browse less.Comment
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