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    The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing.
    Socrates, BC 470

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      When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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        Hence, I am out of the review meeting
        No Left, No Right...It's a SIMPLE BOTH HAND DRIVE

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          What u think
          "Life is all about burning petrol and the most efficient way to do so is by riding a bike"
          "A man who dreams of being an astronaut or a pilot, is yet to drive a motorcycle."
          "Often, I find myself in the middle of nowhere,Rarely, in the middle of nowhere, I FIND myself..."

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            Gujju & Chinese in a train.
            A cockroach enters.
            Chinese catches it & eats it!
            Another cockroach enters.
            Gujju catches & asks the Chinese:
            Kharidega? 
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              Random chats on Fb:


              Girl:- “You never smile na?”

              Boy :- “How can you say this?”
              ...
              Girl:- "I've never seen your smiling pictures” .

              Boy :- “ok then by that logic , you never Bathe na”


              **Blocked**
              Last edited by ryan.virgo; 08-06-2013, 11:01 AM.

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                First time in the history it happened and won't happen again

                Rajnikant vs sardar: opening Question to both in a competition -- what is half of 8?

                Rajni: 4

                Sardar: Depend karta hai ....
                agar horizontally half karo to ''0''
                or vertically karo to ''3''.


                Rajnikant Lost!

                
                Badda aaya Rajnikant
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                  Ye kya bak#@DI hain -



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                  Last edited by The Monk; 08-06-2013, 04:34 PM. Reason: Abusive Language
                  BENEATH THE REMAINS.........
                  Instagram - chaosaddict666 (follow for atypical uploads on heavy metal, bikes, alcohol, chakna, life, fashion yada, yada)
                  YouTube - chaosaddict666 (Disclaimer: crappiest uploads ever, viewer discretion is advised)

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                    A class 5 teacher asked her students to make rhymes with their names;

                    Sam: My name is Sam,
                    When I grow up to be a man,
                    I want to go to Russia and Japan,
                    If I can, If I can, If I can

                    Candy: My name is Candy,
                    When I grow up to be a lady,
                    I want to have a baby
                    If I can, if I can, if I can

                    Dan: My name is Dan.
                    When I grow up to be a man,
                    To hell with Russia and Japan
                    I'm gonna help Candy with her plan
                    I know I can, I know I can, I know I can
                    The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

                    Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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                      The ROCK returns

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                        CHINA has the largest population  in world .... NOT because their MEN are extra horny 
                        OR their babes are extra SEXY.. . . .It's because their CONDOMS are Made In China......💥
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                          Last edited by psr; 08-07-2013, 12:20 AM.
                          When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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                            Never argue with a woman when She's Angry
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                            Or when she's Tired...or Relaxed...or Happy....or
                            JUST NEVER
                            The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

                            Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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                              ---This happened---
                              There is always a know-it-all guy in a group.

                              My friend wanted to know about spark plug cleaning procedure and I was explaining to him.
                              Suddenly this know-it-all guy pops up in front of us at the parking lot...

                              Me: Hello dude! Leaving for the day eh??
                              Know-it-all: Yes and what are you guys doing here?
                              Me: I am just explaining him on how to remove the spark plugs and clean it...
                              Know-it-all: I clean my plugs everyday. What is there to discuss about it???

                              [Me furious but I just continued with my friend...]

                              Me: Use a plug spanner and....
                              Know-it-all: Do you really need a spanner?
                              Me: Of course you do .
                              Know-it-all: I never use it.
                              Me:
                              Know-it-all: I'll show you...come...

                              [I was totally zapped and curious to know how he could do that?? I even began thinking if there are any press type plugs???]

                              Know-it-all: Here this is how you remove it to clean it.
                              Me: Wonderful mate. I never thought it is so easy. Please do not refuse to teach my friend also.
                              Know-it-all: Hey! Anytime bro...

                              When my friend came back after learning , we were laughing around like mad when we kept recollecting the scene.
                              [The know-it-all guy went straight to his bike and pulled out the spark plug cap thinking that to be spark plug . ]

                              Next day I sent him an email about spark plug hoping he would take it in the right spirit and not become a laughing stock elsewhere... I pity his ignorance.
                              Last edited by petrolhead_chn; 08-07-2013, 08:18 AM.
                              My DIY(s) - Sprocket bearing change | Paint job | Custom speedo dial

                              Getting angry at somebody is the same as getting angry with a bike that just won't go. You should stop and start thinking.
                              A good mechanic will let you watch even without charging you for it. | Riding faster than everyone else only guarantees youll ride alone.

                              It is funny to know that we've been imitated and copied so well
                              and surprising when we notice our mistakes are copied as well.

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                                Various laws that are applicable in day to day life.....
                                💮 Law of equality :
                                The time taken by a wife when she says I'll get ready in 5 min
                                is exactly equal to the time taken by husband when he says
                                'I'll cal u in 5 min!
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                                💮 Law of Queue:
                                If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move
                                faster than the one you are in now.
                                ➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖
                                💮 Law of Telephone:
                                When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy
                                tone.😅
                                ➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖
                                💮 Law of Mechanical Repair:
                                After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will
                                begin to itch.
                                ➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖
                                💮 Law of the Workshop:
                                Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible
                                corner.😐
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                                💮Bath Theorem:
                                When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
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                                💮 Law of Encounters:
                                The probability of meeting someone you know increases
                                when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
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                                💮 Law of the Result:
                                When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't
                                work, it will.
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                                💮 Law of Bio mechanics:
                                The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
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                                💮 Theatre Rule:
                                People with the seats at the farthest from the screen arrive
                                last. 😅
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                                💮 Law of Coffee:
                                As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss
                                will ask you to do something which will
                                last until the coffee is cold. 😩
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                                💮 Law of Proposal :
                                After u accept a proposal you will get a better one.
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