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Hence, I am out of the review meeting

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What u think

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Gujju & Chinese in a train.
A cockroach enters.
Chinese catches it & eats it!
Another cockroach enters.
Gujju catches & asks the Chinese:
Kharidega? 

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Random chats on Fb:


Girl:- “You never smile na?”

Boy :- “How can you say this?”
...
Girl:- "I've never seen your smiling pictures” .

Boy :- “ok then by that logic , you never Bathe na”


**Blocked**

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First time in the history it happened and won't happen again

Rajnikant vs sardar: opening Question to both in a competition -- what is half of 8?

Rajni: 4

Sardar: Depend karta hai ....
agar horizontally half karo to ''0''
or vertically karo to ''3''.

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Rajnikant Lost!

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Badda aaya Rajnikant

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Ye kya bak#@DI hain -

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A class 5 teacher asked her students to make rhymes with their names;

Sam: My name is Sam,
When I grow up to be a man,
I want to go to Russia and Japan,
If I can, If I can, If I can

Candy: My name is Candy,
When I grow up to be a lady,
I want to have a baby
If I can, if I can, if I can

Dan: My name is Dan.
When I grow up to be a man,
To hell with Russia and Japan
I'm gonna help Candy with her plan
I know I can, I know I can, I know I can

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The ROCK returns

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CHINA has the largest population  in world .... NOT because their MEN are extra horny 
OR their babes are extra SEXY.. . . .It's because their CONDOMS are Made In China......💥

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Never argue with a woman when She's Angry
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Or when she's Tired...or Relaxed...or Happy....or
JUST NEVER

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---This happened---
There is always a know-it-all guy in a group.

My friend wanted to know about spark plug cleaning procedure and I was explaining to him.
Suddenly this know-it-all guy pops up in front of us at the parking lot...

Me: Hello dude! Leaving for the day eh??
Know-it-all: Yes and what are you guys doing here?
Me: I am just explaining him on how to remove the spark plugs and clean it...
Know-it-all: I clean my plugs everyday. What is there to discuss about it???

[Me furious but I just continued with my friend...]

Me: Use a plug spanner and....
Know-it-all: Do you really need a spanner?
Me: Of course you do .
Know-it-all: I never use it.
Me:
Know-it-all: I'll show you...come...

[I was totally zapped and curious to know how he could do that?? I even began thinking if there are any press type plugs???]

Know-it-all: Here this is how you remove it to clean it.
Me: Wonderful mate. I never thought it is so easy. Please do not refuse to teach my friend also.
Know-it-all: Hey! Anytime bro...

When my friend came back after learning , we were laughing around like mad when we kept recollecting the scene.
[The know-it-all guy went straight to his bike and pulled out the spark plug cap thinking that to be spark plug . ]

Next day I sent him an email about spark plug hoping he would take it in the right spirit and not become a laughing stock elsewhere... I pity his ignorance.

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Various laws that are applicable in day to day life.....
💮 Law of equality :
The time taken by a wife when she says I'll get ready in 5 min
is exactly equal to the time taken by husband when he says
'I'll cal u in 5 min!
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💮 Law of Queue:
If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move
faster than the one you are in now.
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💮 Law of Telephone:
When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy
tone.😅
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💮 Law of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will
begin to itch.
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💮 Law of the Workshop:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible
corner.😐
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💮Bath Theorem:
When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
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💮 Law of Encounters:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases
when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
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💮 Law of the Result:
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't
work, it will.
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💮 Law of Bio mechanics:
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
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💮 Theatre Rule:
People with the seats at the farthest from the screen arrive
last. 😅
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💮 Law of Coffee:
As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss
will ask you to do something which will
last until the coffee is cold. 😩
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💮 Law of Proposal :
After u accept a proposal you will get a better one.