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Arrested for laughing...!!

This is from an actual trial in the UK.

A young woman who was several months pregnant was sitting in a bus.
When she noticed a young man smiling at her she began feeling humiliated on account of her condition.

She changed her seat and he seemed more amused.
She moved again and then on seeing him laughing more.

She filed a court case on him. In the court the man's defence was:-

When the lady boarded the bus i couldn't help noticing she was pregnant.
She sat under an advertisement, which read "Coming Soon- The unknown boon"..
I was even more amused when she then sat under a shaving advertisement,
which read:- "William's stick did the trick"..
Then I could not control myself any longer,

when on the third move she sat under an advertisement, which read:- "Dunlop Rubber would have prevented this accident"..

The case was dismissed.

The judge fell off his chair laughing..

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VJ

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Let me post some Husband-wife jokes that i read on FB.
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A funeral service is held for a woman who just passed away. As the pallbearers carry the casket out, they accidentally bump into a wall.
They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive.
She lives for 10 more years and then dies. They have another funeral for her. At the end of the service, the pallbearers carry out the casket.
As they are walking, the husband cries out, "Watch out for the wall!"
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One Sunday morning, Satan appeared before a small town congregation. Everyone started screaming and running for the front church door, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away.
Soon, everyone was gone, except for an elderly gentleman who sat calmly. Satan walked up to the man and said, "Don't you know who I am?"
The man replied, "Yep, sure do."
Satan asked, "Aren't you going to run?"
"Nope, sure ain't," said the man.
Perturbed, Satan asked, "Why aren't you afraid of me?"
The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for over 48 years."
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A man cheats on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named Clearly.
Suddenly, Lorraine died.
At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, "I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."

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Why this Kolaveri!



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VJ

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This indeed is the coolest Helmet ever !

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Love is in the air...smelly though

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VJ

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21st century kids standing in a museum, looking at a Egyptian mummy with 1227BC written below.
1st kid: What does that mean?
2nd kid: Must be his BBM pin..
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Help-desk guy speaking to a lady user …
Help-desk : double click on “My Computer”.
Lady : I can’t see your computer..
Help-desk : No .. Click on “My Computer” on your computer.
Lady : How the hell can I click on your computer from my computer ??? !!
Help-desk : There is an icon labelled “My Computer” on your computer .. double click on it.
Lady : What the hell is your computer doing on my computer ?

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2strokes...\m/

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India reacts to ban of pornography - YouTube


You seem to have not been informed of the bridge. May the the God of 2-strokes take you out with a thunderbolt

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The age of FB

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Bhakth :- 'Baba' Pyar karna Padta hai ya ho Jata Hai ?

Baba :- 'Beta' Agar Ladki Khoobsurat ho aur Scooty pe ho... toh ho Jata Hai...

Agar Ladki Badsoorat ho aur Audi mein ho... toh karna padta hai.. 

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Yo kejriwal is so honest that he always uses bajaj Dtsi oil up to exact 10000kms.

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The biggest question of the century... What does the fox say?? :





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