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    Nit hilarious but worth sharing for tourers..
    Sent while Riding a 10sec bike.

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        Originally posted by Cleaner
        Its not funny at all, only sad!


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          If you think this is hilarious, then sorry to say your idea of "funny" is not correct


          Originally posted by Cleaner
          Lol these guys are there to provide IT service?
          Did they forget the weight issue. RE is far heavier than Pulsar. Not funny at all rather stupid
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            This isnt exactly funny....just something to arouse your thought process

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            Sent from my Brain to your Device..

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              Originally posted by Richu Royce View Post
              This isnt exactly funny....just something to arouse your thought process

              Sent from my Brain to your Device..
              Dont you think its way too old question?
              Most of them knows the answer...

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                Originally posted by manas34 View Post
                Dont you think its way too old question?
                Most of them knows the answer...

                Sent from my Nexus 5 using Tapatalk
                Nothing Is ever too old when its on the internet....

                Sent from my Brain to your Device..

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                  ----consecutive posts auto-merged-----Charles M. Schulz

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                  Originally posted by SparKot View Post
                  Since there is a conversation here; I find objectifying women with vending machine analogy offensive.


                  Edit: pertinent
                  In the interest of balancing the equation, i would like to chip in with the rest of the joke:

                  Wife : If I put a few drops of curd in milk in my pot for fermenting, does the curd belong to me or not?

                  Husband : If I put a piece of paper in the typewriter and write a letter, doesn't the letter belong to me?

                  Judge: Idiot, if you had just written the letter with your hand, you wouldn't have to go through with this!
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                    Here are some more jokes on Marriage.....

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                    When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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                      Originally posted by Richu Royce View Post
                      This isnt exactly funny....just something to arouse your thought process

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                      Sent from my Brain to your Device..
                      What's the answer bro? I could not figure it out..
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                        Originally posted by abhi7013 View Post
                        What's the answer bro? I could not figure it out..
                        Sounds like a conditional probability case:

                        1. Person#1 shouts his/her colour if both Person#2 & Person#3 had same colour hats
                        2. Person#2 shouts if Person#1 doesn't, as he's certain that the colour of his hat is not what's on Person#3

                        Assumption: all persons involved have similar with higher analytical skills & don't lie.

                        PS: I think we should have a separate thread for these kinds of problems.
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                          Originally posted by SparKot View Post
                          Sounds like a conditional probability case:

                          1. Person#1 shouts his/her colour if both Person#2 & Person#3 had same colour hats
                          2. Person#2 shouts if Person#1 doesn't, as he's certain that the colour of his hat is not what's on Person#3

                          Assumption: all persons involved have similar with higher analytical skills & don't lie.

                          PS: I think we should have a separate thread for these kinds of problems.
                          Answer No.2 is correct...

                          Sent from my Brain to your Device..

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                            A doctor of psyhology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient's room. He found the first patient sitting on the floor, pretending to see
                            a piece of wood in half. The second patient was hanging from the ceiling, by his feet.
                            The doctor asked the first patient what he was doing. The patient replied, "Can't you see I'm sawing this piece of wood in half?"
                            The doctor inquired of the first patient what the second patient was doing. The first patient replied, "Oh he is my friend, but he is a little crazy. He thinks he is a
                            light bulb."
                            The doctor looks up and notices the second patient's face is going all red. The doctor asks the first, "If he is your friend, you should get him downfrom there
                            before he hurts himself."
                            The first patient replies, "What? And work in the dark?"

                            ************************************************** ************************************************** ****************************

                            A man was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after his wife had gone into labour and the nurse walked out and said to the man sitting next to him. "Congratulations sir, you're the new father of twins!"
                            The man replied, "How about that, I work for the Doublemint Chewing Gum Company." The man then followed the nurse to his wife's room.
                            About an hour later, the same nurse entered the waiting room and announced that Mr.Smith's wife has just had triplets. Mr.Smith stood up and said, "Well I
                            work for the 3M Company."
                            Another gentleman who was sitting next to the man with his wife still in labour then got up and started to leave. Someone asked him why he was leaving to
                            which he remarked, "I need some fresh air.I work for 7-UP."

                            ************************************************** ************************************************** ****************************

                            When Mr. Wilkins answered the door late in the evening one day after he'd lost his wife while scuba diving, he was greeted by two grim-faced policeman.
                            "We're sorry to call on you at this hour, Mr. Wilkins, but we have some information about your wife."
                            "Well .... tell me!" he demanded.
                            The policeman said, "We have some bad news,some pretty good news, and some really great news. Which do you want to hear first?"
                            Fearing the worst, Mr. Wilkins said, "Give me the bad news first."
                            So the policeman said, "I'm sorry to tell you sir, but we found your wife's body this morning on San Fransisco Bay."
                            "Oh my God!," said Mr. Wilkins overcome by emotion. Then, remembering what the policeman had said, he asked, "What's the good news?"
                            "Well, said the policeman, "When we pulled her up, she had two five-pound lobsters and a dozen good-sized crabs on her."
                            "Huh?" he said, not understanding. "So, what's the greta news?"
                            The policeman smiled, licked his lips, and said, "We're going to pull her up again tomorrow morning."
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                              Amritsar ke pagalkhane me doctor ne ek mareez ka checkup karke kaha
                              aap mansik roop se theek lag rahe hain phir yaha kyo he? Patient bola
                              doctor me theek hoon par baat yeh hai ki kuch time pehle mene ek
                              vidhva se shaadi ki uski ek jawan beti thi or mere pitaji ne us se
                              shaadi kar li or phir meri patni mere pitaji ki saas ban gayi kuch
                              time baad mere pitaji ke ghar beti paida hui or woh meri soteli behen
                              ban gayi or us ke elava woh meri navasi bhi thi kyun ki mein uski nani
                              ka pati tha ab mere ghar beta hua ek taraf meri soteli maa mere bete
                              ki behen lagti thi kyun ki woh uski maa ka beta tha or dusri taraf woh
                              uski dadi lagti thi is tereh mera beta apni dadi ka bhai ban gaya aap
                              sochenge mere pitaji mere damad aur mein unka sasur or meri soteli maa
                              mere bete ki behen yani mera beta mera mama aur mein apne bete ka
                              bhanja.. Doctor cheekh kar bola bhagwan ke liye chup ho jaayo warna
                              mein paagal ho jaunga.

                              Sorry can't tranlate it as it might harm the fun

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                                Some of the HILARIOUS marriage proposals:
                                ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
                                I want very simple boy. from brahmin educated family from Orissa state she is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other homework.
                                (Can smbdy plz explain What
                                Homework???)
                                ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
                                I want a boy with no drinks. If he
                                wants he can wear jeans in house but while steping out of house he should give recpect to our cast.
                                (by not wearing his jeans? What the
                                hell...! ) ??
                                ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~
                                HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING GIRL,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO MAKE ANY BODY TO LOUGH.
                                I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME FRIENDS ARE THE REAL MESSENGER OF GOD.
                                THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A BOY THEY ARE,
                                1. THEY MUST BELIEVE IN GOD.
                                2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION
                                3. THEY SHOULD NOT GET BORED WITH ME WHEN I WILL TRY TO MAKE THEM LOUGH.
                                (She sure can make u Lough)
                                ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
                                whatever he may be but he should feel that he is going to be someone groom,
                                and he must think of the future life if
                                he is too like this he would be called the man of the lamp.
                                (I am clueless, I feel so lost. Can anyone tell me what this girl wants A
                                LAMP ? ?)
                                ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~
                                I love my patner i marriage the patner ok i search my patner and I love the patner ok thik hai the patner has a graduate ok?
                                (the 'Ok-syndrome' K K)
                                ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~
                                I am pranati my family histoy my two
                                brother two sister and father & Mother.
                                sister completely married
                                (somebody please explain how to get married ‘completely'?)
                                ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
                                My name is farhanbegum, and i am
                                unmarried.
                                pleaes you marrige me pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes
                                (Heights of desperation! )
                                ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
                                i am kanandevi. i do own businas. one sistar. he was marred.
                                (“1 sistar…he was marred”. I’m dead…)
                                Pure passion for biking and cubes

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