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I would like to contribute to this thread :P
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Super CommuTOURer� - Talk less, Ride more
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#Give thy opinion, write em, dont throw em
#Everyone errs, accept it, defending/cribbing about it only makes it worse
#Dont defend a manufacturer as if you work for them
#Write. Think. If relevant hit submit. If not hit yourself
#Be kind in your choice of words, you never know who would make you gulp em
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Originally posted by satyenpoojary View PostI would like to contribute to this thread :P
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http://www.xbhp.com/talkies/search.php?searchid=113855Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day
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That was click on my Name and click "Find more posts" :PSuper CommuTOURer� - Talk less, Ride more
.: FB :.|.: TW :.|*IG*| Ex PowerDrift:.
#Give thy opinion, write em, dont throw em
#Everyone errs, accept it, defending/cribbing about it only makes it worse
#Dont defend a manufacturer as if you work for them
#Write. Think. If relevant hit submit. If not hit yourself
#Be kind in your choice of words, you never know who would make you gulp em
� Satyen Poojary
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Roll On Floor Laughing My Arse Off With H*****ds And My B**s Hanging Waiting To ExplodeSuper CommuTOURer� - Talk less, Ride more
.: FB :.|.: TW :.|*IG*| Ex PowerDrift:.
#Give thy opinion, write em, dont throw em
#Everyone errs, accept it, defending/cribbing about it only makes it worse
#Dont defend a manufacturer as if you work for them
#Write. Think. If relevant hit submit. If not hit yourself
#Be kind in your choice of words, you never know who would make you gulp em
� Satyen Poojary
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-People are like Motorcycles: each is customized a bit differently.
-Sometimes it takes a whole tankful of fuel before you can think straight.
-Riding faster than everyone else only guarantees you'll ride alone
-If you don't ride in the rain, you don't ride.
-A motorcycle can't sing on the streets of a city.
-It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed.
-Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle.
-If you think you don't need a helmet, you probably don't.
-Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul.
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Originally posted by satyenpoojary View PostI would like to contribute to this thread :P
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http://www.xbhp.com/talkies/search.php?searchid=113855When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.
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A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where
a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the
entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit
the store ONLY ONCE!
There are six floors and the attributes of
the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is,
however, a catch . . you may choose any man from a particular
floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back
down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband
Store to find a husband. .
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.
Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely
good looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead good
looking and help with the housework.
"Oh mercy me" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she
goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead
gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the
sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this
floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to
please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you
exit the building, and have a nice day!When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.
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1) Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't
seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out
his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is
dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First,
let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gun shot is
heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"
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