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  • Seems legit.

    Once a man went to buy a parrot.....
    Man: These parrots seem nice, but show me the best and healthy ones....
    Shopkeeper: Sure sir, I have three best parrots.....
    Soon the shopkeeper brought those 3 parrots.....
    Man: How much each of them costs...??
    Shopkeeper: The 1st parrot costs 1000$, 2nd parrot costs 2000$ and the 3rd parrot costs 5000$.
    Man: Thats intersting, but why so expensive....??
    Shopkeeper: The 1st parrot can speak many languages and even knows about Windows XP.....
    Man: Wow...What about the second parrot...??
    Shopkeeper: Well he also knows many languages, plus he knows some things about Windows XP and Linux Operating System....
    Man: Thats amazing....What * about the 3rd one...Why he costs $5000....?? Which languages he knows...??
    Shopkeeper: Well, frankly speaking, he just fires bad words and doesn't know anything, but the other two parrots call him"BOSS......!!"


    Cheers!
    VJ
    Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
    The girl said, 'NO!'


    And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


    THE END

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    • Originally posted by B7ACKTHORN View Post
      Seems legit.

      Shopkeeper: Well, frankly speaking, he just fires bad words and doesn't know anything, but the other two parrots call him"BOSS......!!"


      Cheers!
      VJ
      One of THE BEST n I love it
      Never Give up on something that you can't go a day without thinking about.

      Cheers
      Ramesh Madhavan

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      • Old joke, but still not shared here...

        Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
        Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
        ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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        • A blonde lady was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to dye her hair a nice brunette color.

          After she had dyed her hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.

          After she had been driving for a while, she saw a shepherd with a flock of sheep and thought,

          "Oh! Those sheep are so adorable!"

          She got out and walked over to the shepherd and asked,

          "If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one home?"

          The shepherd, being a bit of a gambler himself, said she could have a try.

          The blonde looked at the flock and guessed, "157."

          The shepherd was amazed - she was right! So the blonde, (who looked like a brunette), picked one out and got back into her car.

          Before she left, shepherd walked up to her and said.

          "If I can guess the real color of your hair, can I have my dog back?"
          I respect the threat.
          ~ Kamlesh Kanda V2.0

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          • There once lived a young man named Pedro .... a poor Shepherd in Mexico ..Everyday he
            and his friends would take their sheep to grace in the open fields and once their flocks grew
            would sell it.There were times when even that was not enough .....
            A Lady of wealth ,who was a nymphomaniac and preferred a new person everyday, would
            drive by the fields ....and everyday Pedro and friends ,would look longingly ,as she passed
            through in her Limousine ...
            One day Pedro came to the gracing grounds in the Limousine and all his friends were
            exited that Pedro had suddenly become rich, and swarmed around him with questions..

            said a friend, " Wow Pedro it is the Lady's Limo,,how did you get it ?..was she exciting ?"
            Pedro Replied, " Yes it was great...she had seen me many times as she drove by...so naturaly preferred me."
            Friends.." Go On what was it like .. "
            Pedro," Oh it was great "
            Friends " Give us the details "
            Pedro," Well she dragged me inside the car and drove off "
            Friends" When was This ?"
            Pedro..." Oh just yesterday evening"
            Friends" Go On tell us more "
            Pedro.." well she drove to a secluded spot ,and stepped out of the car ,"
            Friends" yes go on"
            Pedro, " then she removed her outer Garments ohhhh"
            Friends," Yes yes go on"
            Pedro," Then she took off her Bra , ohhh ,what a firm shape she has"
            Friends." don't stop Go On"
            Pedro, " Then she bent down and undid her stockings , Ohhh Pedro is so exited"
            Friends, " Go on go on"
            Pedro," then she took off everything, and lay down on the ground without any dress, her skin
            shining in the moon light ,.........oohhhhhh Mama mia ! Pedro can't hold himself back"
            Friends, " Oh yes yes, go on go on"
            Pedro, " She opened her arms and said " Pedro Everything is yours, Take What you Want"
            And That is how Pedro got the Limousine
            Last edited by psr; 02-28-2013, 07:40 PM.
            When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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            • Frank was so excited to be going bear hunting. He spotted a small brown bear and shot it. Then
              there was a tap on his shoulder, and he turned around to see a big black bear. The black bear said
              "You've got two choices. I either maul you to death or we have s**." Frank decided to bend over.

              Even though he felt sore for two weeks, Frank soon recovered and vowed revenge. He headed out
              on another trip where he found the black bear and shot it. There was another tap on his shoulder.
              This time a huge grizzly bear stood right next to him. The grizzly said "That was a huge mistake,
              Frank. You've got two choices. Either I maul you to death or we'll have rough s**." Again, Frank
              thought it was better to comply.

              Although he survived, it took several months before Frank finally recovered. Outraged he headed
              back to the woods, managed to track down the grizzly and shot it. He felt sweet revenge, but then
              there was a tap on his shoulder. He turned round to find a giant polar bear standing there.

              The polar bear said, "Admit it, Frank. You don't come here for the hunting, do you?"
              I respect the threat.
              ~ Kamlesh Kanda V2.0

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              • A few which i received from whatsapp

                #####################
                A Guy went to a Bar & orders 3 mugs of Beer & was drinking one by one from every mug.
                Bar attender asked him the reason.
                Guy said: We were 3 friends & each of us r in different cities now and v had decided that all 3 of us will drink always like this.
                This went on for yrs.
                Once the guy came and asked only for 2 mugs.
                Bar attender consoled him, asking whether anyone is no more/passed away.
                The guy said " all are very much alive,
                "ACTUALLY, I HAVE
                QUIT DRINKING!"
                Friendship Rocks...!
                ######################

                Vijay Mallya dies:
                His PA calls heaven to find out if he's reached. A lady picks up phone...
                Hello, this is Virgin Mary speaking.
                PA disconnects & calls again after 1 hour... Hello, this is Mary speaking.
                PA (sighs): Thank God, Boss has REACHED!!
                ################
                A friday,A Boy with a hot Girl Entered a Jewellery shop & choose a Ring worth 8 lacs for her.

                The Girl obviously felt Awesome.

                Boy gave a Cheque & said he will Collect ring after the cheque clears.

                On Monday the Jeweller calls the Boy: "There's not much money in your a/c. The cheque Bounced!"

                Boy: "I know,But you can't Imagine what a Weekend I had..
                ##################

                Sent from my Galaxy Nexus using Tapatalk 2

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                • Calling all OFFICERS

                  Sigh! When is my supersport bike dream gonna come true!
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                  Cheers!
                  VJ
                  Last edited by B7ACKTHORN; 03-01-2013, 12:34 AM.
                  Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
                  The girl said, 'NO!'


                  And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


                  THE END

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                  • Originally posted by aman15 View Post
                    The polar bear said, "Admit it, Frank. You don't come here for the hunting, do you?"
                    hahahahahahahaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaa

                    Warm Regards,
                    Pranav


                    Use riding gears because Safety doesn't happen by Accident

                    Spot me covered in:
                    Vega Shadow - SPG Icarus - SPG Ares - SPG Perseus

                    Honda CBF Stunner - Oct'11 to till date | Barky's Baby: Honda CBF 125 Modification

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                      hahhahaaaaaaaaaaaa

                      Warm Regards,
                      Pranav


                      Use riding gears because Safety doesn't happen by Accident

                      Spot me covered in:
                      Vega Shadow - SPG Icarus - SPG Ares - SPG Perseus

                      Honda CBF Stunner - Oct'11 to till date | Barky's Baby: Honda CBF 125 Modification

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                        fish

                        Warm Regards,
                        Pranav


                        Use riding gears because Safety doesn't happen by Accident

                        Spot me covered in:
                        Vega Shadow - SPG Icarus - SPG Ares - SPG Perseus

                        Honda CBF Stunner - Oct'11 to till date | Barky's Baby: Honda CBF 125 Modification

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                          child !!

                          Warm Regards,
                          Pranav


                          Use riding gears because Safety doesn't happen by Accident

                          Spot me covered in:
                          Vega Shadow - SPG Icarus - SPG Ares - SPG Perseus

                          Honda CBF Stunner - Oct'11 to till date | Barky's Baby: Honda CBF 125 Modification

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                          • Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the other line for the men that were whipped by their women. Also, I want all the women to go with St Peter."

                            Said and done, the next time God looks the women are gone and there are two lines. The line of the men that were whipped was 100 miles long, on the line of men that dominated women there was only one man.

                            God got mad and said. "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image, and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons that stood up and made me proud, Learn from him!" Tell them my son how did you manage to be the only one on that line?

                            The man said, "I don't know. My wife told me to stand here."
                            Last edited by aargee; 03-01-2013, 09:19 AM.
                            Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
                            Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
                            ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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                            • The priest in a small Irish village was very fond of the chickens he kept in the hen house out the back of the parish manse. He had a cock rooster.

                              One Saturday night the cock rooster went missing and as that was the time he suspected cock fights occurred in the village he decided to do something about it at church the next morning.

                              At Mass, he asked the congregation "Has anybody got a cock?" - all the men stood up.
                              "No" he said "That wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock?" - all the women stood up.
                              "No" he said "That wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock that doesn't belong to them." - half the women stood up.
                              "No No" he said "That wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen my cock?" - all the nuns stood up.
                              Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
                              Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
                              ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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                              • Husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf.

                                Of course, the wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the window of the biggest house adjacent to the course.

                                The husband shouted , "I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have apologize and see how much your lousy drive is going to cost us."

                                So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door. A warm voice said, "Come on in." When they opened the door they saw the damage that was done: glass was all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on its side near the broken window.

                                A man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the people that broke my window?"

                                "Uh...yeah, sir. We're sure sorry about that," the husband replied.

                                "Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you. You see, I'm a genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years. Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll Give you each one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll keep the last one for myself."

                                "Wow, that's great!" the husband said. He pondered a moment and blurted out, "I'd like a million dollars a year for! the rest of my life."

                                "No problem," said the genie. "You've got it, it's the least I can do. And I'll guarantee you a long, healthy life!"

                                "And now you, young lady, what do you want?" the genie asked. "I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every country in the world," she said.
                                "Consider it done," the genie said. "And your homes will always be safe from fire,burglary and natural disasters!"

                                "And now," the couple asked in unison, "what's your wish, genie?"

                                "Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle and haven't been with a woman in more than a thousand years, my wish is to sleep with your wife."

                                The husband looked at his wife and said, "honey, you know we both now have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?"

                                She mulled it over for a few moments and said, "You know, you're right. Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but what about you, honey?"

                                "You know I love you sweetheart," said the husband.

                                "I'd do the same for you!" So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the rest of the afternoon enjoying each other. The genie was insatiable.
                                After about three hours of non-stop fun, the genie rolled over and looked directly into her eyes and asked, "How old are you and your husband?"

                                "Why, we're both 35," she responded breathlessly.

                                "Really?! Thirty-five years old and both of you still believe in genies?"
                                Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
                                Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
                                ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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