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  • When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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    • When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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      • When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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        • When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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          • | SOL 68s | Rynox Tornado Pro | Rynox Advento | Cramster TRG2 | Scoyco MC20 | Hero 5 and SJ6 |

            Adjusting Tappets FZ25 www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhiJGtd_Xigl
            Engine Oil & Oil Filter Change www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AZ5MlXF7dc

            Visit here for more DIY www.youtube.com/c/LifeofPal

            DIY - Foam Air filter Cleaning & Oiling / Horn Repair Guide / Replacing Motorcycle Fork Oil

            Read This Before You Buy Any Halogen Bulb
            Engine Overhaul

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            • What boy and girl thinks about first date

              | SOL 68s | Rynox Tornado Pro | Rynox Advento | Cramster TRG2 | Scoyco MC20 | Hero 5 and SJ6 |

              Adjusting Tappets FZ25 www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhiJGtd_Xigl
              Engine Oil & Oil Filter Change www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AZ5MlXF7dc

              Visit here for more DIY www.youtube.com/c/LifeofPal

              DIY - Foam Air filter Cleaning & Oiling / Horn Repair Guide / Replacing Motorcycle Fork Oil

              Read This Before You Buy Any Halogen Bulb
              Engine Overhaul

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              • Potato Chips


                Take 60 seconds to read this wonderful story. It will give you time
                to settle your brain, gather your thoughts, calm down and be blessed.


                A little boy wanted to meet God. He knew it was a long trip to where
                God lived, so he packed his suitcase with a bag of potato chips and a
                six-pack of juices and started his journey.


                When he had gone about three blocks, he met an old man. He was
                sitting in the park, just staring at some pigeons. The boy sat down
                next to him and opened his suitcase. He was about to take a drink
                from his juices when he noticed that the old man looked hungry, so
                he offered him some chips. He gratefully accepted it and smiled at
                him.
                His smile was so pretty that the boy wanted to see it again, so he
                offered him juice. Again, he smiled at him. The boy was
                delighted!


                They sat there all afternoon eating and smiling, but they never said a word.
                As twilight approached, the boy realized how tired he was and he got
                up to leave; but before he had gone more than a few steps, he turned
                around, ran back to the old man, and gave him a hug. He gave him his
                biggest smile ever..


                When the boy opened the door to his own house a short time later, his
                mother was surprised by the look of joy on his face. She asked
                him, "What did you do today that made you so happy?"


                He replied, "I had lunch with God." But before his mother could
                respond, he added, "You know what? He's got the most beautiful smile
                I've ever seen!"


                Meanwhile, the old man also radiant with joy, returned to his home.
                His son was stunned by the look of peace on his face and he asked,
                "dad, what did you do today that made you so happy?"


                He replied "I ate potato chips in the park with God." However, before
                his son responded, he added, "You know, he's much younger than I
                expected."


                Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word,
                a listening ear, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring,
                all of which have the potential to turn a life around.


                People come into our lives for a reason, a season, or a lifetime!
                Embrace all equally!


                Now go eat some....... chips.

                Cheers!
                VJ
                Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
                The girl said, 'NO!'


                And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


                THE END

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                • Checking out at the store, the young cashier suggested to the older woman that she should bring her own shopping bags because plastic bags weren't good for the environment.
                  The woman apologized and explained, "We didn't have this green thing back in my earlier days."
                  The cashier responded, "That's our problem today. Your generation did not care enough to save our environment for future generations."
                  She was right -- our generation didn't have the green thing in its day.

                  Back then, we returned milk bottles, pop bottles and beer bottles to the store. The store sent them back to the plant to be washed and sterilized and refilled, so they could use the same bottles over and over. Yes, they really were recycling.
                  We refilled writing pens with ink instead of buying a new pen; and we replaced the razor blades in a razor instead of throwing away the whole razor just because the blade got dull. But, we didn't have the green thing back in our day.

                  We walked up the stairs, because we didn't have an escalator in every shop and office building. We walked to the grocery store and didn't climb into a 300-horsepower machine every time we had to go two blocks. But, she was right. We didn't have the green thing in our day.

                  Back then, we washed the baby's nappies because we didn't have the throw-away kind. We dried clothes on a line, not in an 'energy gobbling machine burning up 220 volts;' wind and solar power really did dry our clothes back in our early days. Kids got hand-me-down clothes from their brothers or sisters, not always brand-new clothing. But, that young lady is right. We didn't have the green thing back in our day.

                  Back then, we had one TV, or radio, in the house -- not a TV in every room. And, the TV had a small screen the size of a handkerchief (remember them?), not a screen the size of the county of Yorkshire.
                  In the kitchen, we blended and stirred by hand because we didn't have electric machines to do everything for us.
                  When we packaged a fragile item to send in the post, we used wadded up old newspapers to cushion it, not Styrofoam or plastic bubble wrap.
                  Back then, we didn't fire up an engine and burn petrol just to cut the lawn. We used a push mower that ran on human power.
                  We exercised by working so we didn't need to go to a health club to run on treadmills that operate on electricity.
                  But, she's right. We didn't have the green thing back then.
                  We drank water from a fountain or a tap when we were thirsty instead of demanding a plastic bottle flown in from another country.
                  We accepted that a lot of food was seasonal and didn’t expect that to be bucked by flying it thousands of air miles around the world.
                  We actually cooked food that didn’t come out of a packet, tin or plastic wrap and we could even wash our own vegetables and chop our own salad. But, we didn't have the green thing back then.
                  Back then, people took the tram or a bus, and kids rode their bikes to school or walked instead of turning their mothers into a 24-hour taxi service.
                  We had one electrical outlet in a room, not an entire bank of sockets to power a dozen appliances.
                  And we didn't need a computerized gadget to receive a signal beamed from satellites 2,000 miles out in space in order to find the nearest pizza joint. But, isn't it sad the current generation laments how wasteful we old folks were just because we didn't have the green thing back then?

                  When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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                  • How to keep a woman happy.... Priceless!



                    It's not difficult to make a woman happy.A man only needs to be:
                    1. A friend
                    2. A companion
                    3. A lover
                    4. A brother
                    5. A father
                    6. A master
                    7. A chef
                    8. An electrician
                    9. A carpenter
                    10. A plumber
                    11. A mechanic
                    12. A decorator
                    13. A stylist
                    14. A soloists
                    15. A gynecologist
                    16. A psychologist
                    17. A pest exterminator
                    18. A psychiatrist
                    19. A healer
                    20. A good listener
                    21. An organizer
                    22. A good father
                    23. Very clean
                    24. Sympathetic
                    25. Athletic
                    26. Warm
                    27. Attentive
                    28. Gallant
                    29. Intelligent
                    30. Funny
                    31. Creative
                    32. Tender
                    33. Strong
                    34. Understanding
                    35. Tolerant
                    36. Prudent
                    37. Ambitious
                    38. Capable
                    39. Courageous
                    40. Determined
                    41. True
                    42. Dependable
                    43. Passionate
                    44. Compassionate

                    WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:


                    45. Give her compliments regularly
                    46. Love shopping
                    47. Be honest
                    48. Be very rich
                    49. Not stress her out
                    50. Not look at other girls

                    AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:


                    51. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
                    52. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself
                    53. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

                    IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:


                    54. Never to forget:
                    * birthdays
                    * anniversaries
                    * arrangements she makes


                    HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
                    1. Leave him alone
                    When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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                    • True Love Is Blind

                      | SOL 68s | Rynox Tornado Pro | Rynox Advento | Cramster TRG2 | Scoyco MC20 | Hero 5 and SJ6 |

                      Adjusting Tappets FZ25 www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhiJGtd_Xigl
                      Engine Oil & Oil Filter Change www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AZ5MlXF7dc

                      Visit here for more DIY www.youtube.com/c/LifeofPal

                      DIY - Foam Air filter Cleaning & Oiling / Horn Repair Guide / Replacing Motorcycle Fork Oil

                      Read This Before You Buy Any Halogen Bulb
                      Engine Overhaul

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                      • Nail art is getting out of hand.

                        | SOL 68s | Rynox Tornado Pro | Rynox Advento | Cramster TRG2 | Scoyco MC20 | Hero 5 and SJ6 |

                        Adjusting Tappets FZ25 www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhiJGtd_Xigl
                        Engine Oil & Oil Filter Change www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AZ5MlXF7dc

                        Visit here for more DIY www.youtube.com/c/LifeofPal

                        DIY - Foam Air filter Cleaning & Oiling / Horn Repair Guide / Replacing Motorcycle Fork Oil

                        Read This Before You Buy Any Halogen Bulb
                        Engine Overhaul

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                        • I can't remember the last time I was this happy..lol

                          | SOL 68s | Rynox Tornado Pro | Rynox Advento | Cramster TRG2 | Scoyco MC20 | Hero 5 and SJ6 |

                          Adjusting Tappets FZ25 www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhiJGtd_Xigl
                          Engine Oil & Oil Filter Change www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AZ5MlXF7dc

                          Visit here for more DIY www.youtube.com/c/LifeofPal

                          DIY - Foam Air filter Cleaning & Oiling / Horn Repair Guide / Replacing Motorcycle Fork Oil

                          Read This Before You Buy Any Halogen Bulb
                          Engine Overhaul

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                          • Wi-fighting

                            | SOL 68s | Rynox Tornado Pro | Rynox Advento | Cramster TRG2 | Scoyco MC20 | Hero 5 and SJ6 |

                            Adjusting Tappets FZ25 www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhiJGtd_Xigl
                            Engine Oil & Oil Filter Change www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AZ5MlXF7dc

                            Visit here for more DIY www.youtube.com/c/LifeofPal

                            DIY - Foam Air filter Cleaning & Oiling / Horn Repair Guide / Replacing Motorcycle Fork Oil

                            Read This Before You Buy Any Halogen Bulb
                            Engine Overhaul

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                            • "Bring me a beer", said the man. The bearer was surprised to see him, usual customer ofcourse.

                              "Sir, how are you? You're looking way too dull today. What happened?" said the bearer

                              "Nothing; just get me a bottle

                              "Sir, your secrets are safe with me", said the bearer, "C'mon sir, tell me"

                              The man said, "nothing much, had a misunderstanding with Wife & in the end she said she wouldn't talk to me for a month"

                              "C'mon cheer up now, you should be really happy for it sir" said the bearer, "you don't have to hear anything from her for a month now; if I were you, I would celebrate life"

                              "Dude, today is the last day of the month", said the man
                              Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
                              Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
                              ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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                              • Since I am not married, perhaps for married well....hehhawhaw

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                                Cheers!
                                VJ
                                Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
                                The girl said, 'NO!'


                                And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


                                THE END

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