What boy and girl thinks about first date

Potato Chips


Take 60 seconds to read this wonderful story. It will give you time
to settle your brain, gather your thoughts, calm down and be blessed.


A little boy wanted to meet God. He knew it was a long trip to where
God lived, so he packed his suitcase with a bag of potato chips and a
six-pack of juices and started his journey.


When he had gone about three blocks, he met an old man. He was
sitting in the park, just staring at some pigeons. The boy sat down
next to him and opened his suitcase. He was about to take a drink
from his juices when he noticed that the old man looked hungry, so
he offered him some chips. He gratefully accepted it and smiled at
him.
His smile was so pretty that the boy wanted to see it again, so he
offered him juice. Again, he smiled at him. The boy was
delighted!


They sat there all afternoon eating and smiling, but they never said a word.
As twilight approached, the boy realized how tired he was and he got
up to leave; but before he had gone more than a few steps, he turned
around, ran back to the old man, and gave him a hug. He gave him his
biggest smile ever..


When the boy opened the door to his own house a short time later, his
mother was surprised by the look of joy on his face. She asked
him, "What did you do today that made you so happy?"


He replied, "I had lunch with God." But before his mother could
respond, he added, "You know what? He's got the most beautiful smile
I've ever seen!"


Meanwhile, the old man also radiant with joy, returned to his home.
His son was stunned by the look of peace on his face and he asked,
"dad, what did you do today that made you so happy?"


He replied "I ate potato chips in the park with God." However, before
his son responded, he added, "You know, he's much younger than I
expected."


Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word,
a listening ear, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring,
all of which have the potential to turn a life around.


People come into our lives for a reason, a season, or a lifetime!
Embrace all equally!


Now go eat some....... chips.

Cheers!
VJ

Checking out at the store, the young cashier suggested to the older woman that she should bring her own shopping bags because plastic bags weren't good for the environment.
The woman apologized and explained, "We didn't have this green thing back in my earlier days."
The cashier responded, "That's our problem today. Your generation did not care enough to save our environment for future generations."
She was right -- our generation didn't have the green thing in its day.

Back then, we returned milk bottles, pop bottles and beer bottles to the store. The store sent them back to the plant to be washed and sterilized and refilled, so they could use the same bottles over and over. Yes, they really were recycling.
We refilled writing pens with ink instead of buying a new pen; and we replaced the razor blades in a razor instead of throwing away the whole razor just because the blade got dull. But, we didn't have the green thing back in our day.

We walked up the stairs, because we didn't have an escalator in every shop and office building. We walked to the grocery store and didn't climb into a 300-horsepower machine every time we had to go two blocks. But, she was right. We didn't have the green thing in our day.

Back then, we washed the baby's nappies because we didn't have the throw-away kind. We dried clothes on a line, not in an 'energy gobbling machine burning up 220 volts;' wind and solar power really did dry our clothes back in our early days. Kids got hand-me-down clothes from their brothers or sisters, not always brand-new clothing. But, that young lady is right. We didn't have the green thing back in our day.

Back then, we had one TV, or radio, in the house -- not a TV in every room. And, the TV had a small screen the size of a handkerchief (remember them?), not a screen the size of the county of Yorkshire.
In the kitchen, we blended and stirred by hand because we didn't have electric machines to do everything for us.
When we packaged a fragile item to send in the post, we used wadded up old newspapers to cushion it, not Styrofoam or plastic bubble wrap.
Back then, we didn't fire up an engine and burn petrol just to cut the lawn. We used a push mower that ran on human power.
We exercised by working so we didn't need to go to a health club to run on treadmills that operate on electricity.
But, she's right. We didn't have the green thing back then.
We drank water from a fountain or a tap when we were thirsty instead of demanding a plastic bottle flown in from another country.
We accepted that a lot of food was seasonal and didn’t expect that to be bucked by flying it thousands of air miles around the world.
We actually cooked food that didn’t come out of a packet, tin or plastic wrap and we could even wash our own vegetables and chop our own salad. But, we didn't have the green thing back then.
Back then, people took the tram or a bus, and kids rode their bikes to school or walked instead of turning their mothers into a 24-hour taxi service.
We had one electrical outlet in a room, not an entire bank of sockets to power a dozen appliances.
And we didn't need a computerized gadget to receive a signal beamed from satellites 2,000 miles out in space in order to find the nearest pizza joint. But, isn't it sad the current generation laments how wasteful we old folks were just because we didn't have the green thing back then?

How to keep a woman happy.... Priceless!

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Nail art is getting out of hand.

I can't remember the last time I was this happy..lol

Wi-fighting

"Bring me a beer", said the man. The bearer was surprised to see him, usual customer ofcourse.

"Sir, how are you? You're looking way too dull today. What happened?" said the bearer

"Nothing; just get me a bottle

"Sir, your secrets are safe with me", said the bearer, "C'mon sir, tell me"

The man said, "nothing much, had a misunderstanding with Wife & in the end she said she wouldn't talk to me for a month"

"C'mon cheer up now, you should be really happy for it sir" said the bearer, "you don't have to hear anything from her for a month now; if I were you, I would celebrate life"

"Dude, today is the last day of the month", said the man

Since I am not married, perhaps for married well....hehhawhaw



Cheers!
VJ