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Yea, what is wrong with Women?
Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
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The best POOPed POEM EVER.
Cheers!
VJ
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
The girl said, 'NO!'
And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.
THE ENDComment
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When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.Comment
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While in line at the bank one afternoon, a little girl was releasing some pent-up energy and was running amuck. Her Mother was finally able to grab hold after receiving looks of disgust and annoyance from other customers & employees at the bank.
Her Mother told the little girl that if she didn't start behaving herself right now, she would be punished. To horror, the little girl looked right into her Mother's eyes and said in a voice just as threatening, "If you don't let me go right now, I will tell Grandma that I saw you kissing Daddy's pee-pee last night"
The silence was deafening, after this enlightening exchange, even the tellers stopped what they were doing! The lady mustered her last of dignity and walked out of the bank with her daughter in tow. As she closed the doors behind, she could hear screams of laughter.
People say they haven't seen her at the Bank till dateSkill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another dayComment
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A lady picked up several items at a discount store. When she finally got up to the checkout, she learned that one of the items had no price tag.
Imagine her embarrassment when the checker got on the public address system and boomed out for all the store to hear.
"PRICE CHECK ON LANE 13 ... TAMPAX, SUPERSIZE."
That was bad enough, but somebody at the rear of the store apparently misunderstood the word "Tampax" for "Thumbtacks".
In a very business-like tone, a voice boomed back over the public address system:
"DO YOU WANT THE KIND YOU PUSH IN WITH YOUR THUMB OR THE KIND YOU BELT IN WITH HAMMER?"Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another dayComment
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Santosh is a specialist!!!
Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another dayComment
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Defines it all.
Cheers!
VJ
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
The girl said, 'NO!'
And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.
THE ENDComment
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Shhhabbbaaa....
Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another dayComment
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Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another dayComment
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Daddy's car in the woods?
Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground and go into the woods.. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace.
Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could hardly contain himself as he ran home and started to tell his mother. "Mommy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, and then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane..."
At this point Mommy cut him off and said, "Johnny, this is such an interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for supper time. I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight."
At the dinner table that evening, Mommy asked little Johnny to tell his story. Johnny started his story, "I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane and Daddy started doing the same thing that Mommy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was in the Army"
Mommy fainted!!!
Moral: Sometimes you need to listen to the whole story before you interrupt!Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
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Just heard that Ang Lee-director of movie 'Life Of Pi' is planning 3 Movies in India.
In 1st Movie Casting Salman Khan, Vivek Oberoi and Abhishek Bachchan for his new movie...'Life of Rai'!.....
Second - Casting Shiny Ahuja for 'Life of Bai'....
Third - Casting Sunny Leone for 'Life on Char Pai'.....Comment
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the true love
Warm Regards,
Pranav
Use riding gears because Safety doesn't happen by Accident
Spot me covered in:
Vega Shadow - SPG Icarus - SPG Ares - SPG Perseus
Honda CBF Stunner - Oct'11 to till date | Barky's Baby: Honda CBF 125 ModificationComment
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before beginning with the topic of this thread lemme just pay a tribute to the superstar of the universe
now let the jokes begin
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Warm Regards,
Pranav
Use riding gears because Safety doesn't happen by Accident
Spot me covered in:
Vega Shadow - SPG Icarus - SPG Ares - SPG Perseus
Honda CBF Stunner - Oct'11 to till date | Barky's Baby: Honda CBF 125 ModificationComment
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