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  • Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

    Originally posted by whymail View Post
    *intelligent driver test* did u notice what i failed to notice?
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    Because she has air bags

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      Originally posted by evyavan View Post
      ROFLMAO... I am shitting my pants dry, laffing on this.
      That guy is a complete mental... deserves a million dollar super lotto jackpot
      ◦ ● 4-wheels move the body... 2-wheels move the soul ● ◦

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        I think, today, this particular thread has been partying all through the day ................. gave me a good dose of laughter while I went on checking

        Warm Regards,
        Pranav


        Use riding gears because Safety doesn't happen by Accident

        Spot me covered in:
        Vega Shadow - SPG Icarus - SPG Ares - SPG Perseus

        Honda CBF Stunner - Oct'11 to till date | Barky's Baby: Honda CBF 125 Modification

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        • Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

          Originally posted by xpranav View Post
          I think, today, this particular thread has been partying all through the day ................. gave me a good dose of laughter while I went on checking
          I second that. That video of the nincompoop is indeed epic n so are the 'air bags' on the item I posted... all in all a very jolly good day indeed ;-)
          ◦ ● 4-wheels move the body... 2-wheels move the soul ● ◦

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          • Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

            Originally posted by whymail View Post
            so are the 'air bags' on the item I posted...
            allow me my lord to introduce the last good post for today

            we already have enough detailed discussion on "airbags", let's focus on seats !!

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            I wonder if she'll fit in the bolster seats...


            Last edited by xpranav; 05-22-2013, 01:49 AM.

            Warm Regards,
            Pranav


            Use riding gears because Safety doesn't happen by Accident

            Spot me covered in:
            Vega Shadow - SPG Icarus - SPG Ares - SPG Perseus

            Honda CBF Stunner - Oct'11 to till date | Barky's Baby: Honda CBF 125 Modification

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            • Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

              This is a fantastic (and clean) joke...
              Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
              Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
              ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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              • Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                Originally posted by xpranav View Post
                allow me my lord to introduce the last good post for today

                we already have enough detailed discussion on "airbags", let's focus on seats !!


                I wonder if she'll fit in the bolster seats...


                Hhmmmm....heard of Air Bags in rear seat...but never heard of Rear Seat being Air Bags
                Last edited by psr; 05-22-2013, 10:15 AM.
                When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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                  Originally posted by psr View Post
                  Hhmmmm....heard of Air Bags in rear seat...but never heard of Rear Seat being Air Bags
                  ROFLMAO!!! thats wicked!

                  now THAT comment instigates me to post even more 'focused' pics

                  [1] i wud've changed my last name, had this been mine!

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                  [2] God's own country... preferred inhabitable destination even for Transformers!

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                  [3] Cant expect a Trucker to be more explicit than this, can we?

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                  ◦ ● 4-wheels move the body... 2-wheels move the soul ● ◦

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                    After a tiring day, a commuter settled down in her seat and closed her Eyes,

                    As the train rolled out of the station, the guy sitting next to her pulled out his cell phone and started talking in a loud voice
                    "Hi Sweetheart, its Eric, I'm on the Train.""Yes, I know it's Six thirty and not four thirty, but I had A Long Meeting". "No, honey, Not with the blonde from the Accounts Office, It was wid the Boss". "No Sweetheart, You're the only one in My life"."Yes, I'm sure, Cross my heart".

                    Fifteen minutes later, he was still talking loudly. When the Young Woman sitting next to him had enough, she leaned over and said into the phone "Eric, hang up the phone and come back to bed."


                    Now Eric doesn't use his cell phone in Public Any Longer

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                      Originally posted by evyavan View Post
                      What the F*** . Is he mad or drunk...........

                      Smile at everyone you meet and make someone happy.

                      Its better to sweat than bleed!! "AGATT "



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                        Innovative Ad outside gynecologist : We charge less per delivery than shreesanth 



                        A girl's FB status update. ''Met my ex boyfriend today. Things went well, then suddenly he said that he would gift me an iphone 5 if I had sex with him!!
                        Men are such dogs! 

                        - updated via iPhone 5 

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                          Pakistan cricketers who dont know English, prepare the answers, after match for media asking questions...
                          One day after a match, with Shoaib Malik... Media :"So Malik, thats
                          fantastic, your wife Sania is pregnant."
                          Malik: "Ya all credit goes to my team. Everyone worked hard for it, specially Afridi. It was a tight situation when he went in. His performance was really fantastic with Razak in the middle. Also the crowd gathered to watch his work, our coach also have enjoyed it, they work hard day & night all credit goes to my coach & my teammates & special thanks to sania who supported me 4 this job"
                          Media speechless. 

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                            Can't get any better than this.

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                            Cheers!
                            VJ
                            Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
                            The girl said, 'NO!'


                            And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


                            THE END

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                              came across this guy @ a indian oil gas station near satara... & this is what i thought...

                              "what saif ali khan is gonna do, after kareena kapoor divorces him!"


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                              ◦ ● 4-wheels move the body... 2-wheels move the soul ● ◦

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                                ^^ Man: Kya kare bhai ab acting se jyaada kamai isme hai....Trans : Its more profitable to work here than in films #thepetrolratehike
                                Carb Tuning made easy (Thanks Sibun !)

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