A senior citizen was invited to talk to secondary school students.
“I never smoked or drank any alcoholic drink and have never gone to bed later than 10 o’clock”, the woman said to the students.
“And I have never eaten rich foods or eaten more than I should have, never gambled and have had the one partner all my life. I have never take drugs of any kind and I exercise daily..... and tomorrow I will celebrate my 96th birthday.”
From the back of the room, a voice piped up,
“How?”
“I never smoked or drank any alcoholic drink and have never gone to bed later than 10 o’clock”, the woman said to the students.
“And I have never eaten rich foods or eaten more than I should have, never gambled and have had the one partner all my life. I have never take drugs of any kind and I exercise daily..... and tomorrow I will celebrate my 96th birthday.”
From the back of the room, a voice piped up,
“How?”
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