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  • rajpal
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    A senior citizen was invited to talk to secondary school students.

    “I never smoked or drank any alcoholic drink and have never gone to bed later than 10 o’clock”, the woman said to the students.

    “And I have never eaten rich foods or eaten more than I should have, never gambled and have had the one partner all my life. I have never take drugs of any kind and I exercise daily..... and tomorrow I will celebrate my 96th birthday.”

    From the back of the room, a voice piped up,

    “How?”

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  • Abhisek
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    https://youtu.be/5Z8akjYIH1w

    Those who watched the movie should have realised by now

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  • J42
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    I was with my friend at a local mechanic, for some work of his RE Thunderbird. Another guy, whose Pulsar 180 was at mechanic's place asked my friend the age old question asked by Indians.
    'Kitna deti hai?'
    And my friend promptly answered- "Ye deti nahi, leti hai."

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  • J42
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    Originally posted by psr View Post

    When poor English can make a horrible Road Sign

    [ATTACH]245998[/ATTACH]
    Any visitors?

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  • rideon74
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    Quite familiar a condition

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  • psr
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    Biker's dilemma..

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  • rideon74
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    Right [emoji1316]

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  • akshay
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    "Don't kill yourself over a job that will replace you within a week if you died. Take care of yourself." Jet Li

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  • rideon74
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    Might work..

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  • rideon74
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    First love!

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  • Andy_kristine
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    Every time I open the news the section of Xbhp, I hope to see, CONFIRMED: YAMAHA TO LAUNCH THE R6 IN INDIA @ 5.5 LAKHS EX-SHOWROOM BY END OF THIS YEAR.

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  • rideon74
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    [emoji3]

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  • rideon74
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    Definitely the case...

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  • rideon74
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    With no malice intended towards any corporate buddies here [emoji4]:

    One day, the king wanted to go fishing, and he asked the royal weather forecaster the forecast for the next few hours.

    The palace meteorologist assured him that there was no chance of rain.

    So the king and the queen went fishing.

    On the way he met a man with a fishing pole riding on a donkey, and he asked the man if the fish were biting.

    The fisherman said, "Your Majesty, you should return to the palace at once! In just a short time. I expect a huge rain storm."

    The king replied: "I hold the palace meteorologist in high regard. He is an educated and experienced professional.

    Besides, I pay him very high wages. He gave me a very different forecast. I trust him."

    So the king continued on his way. However, in a short time a torrential rain left the King and Queen totally soaked.

    Furious, the king returned to the palace and gave the order to fire the meteorologist. Then he summoned the fisherman and offered him the prestigious position of royal forecaster.

    The fisherman bowed low and said, "Your Majesty, I do not know anything about forecasting. I obtain my information from my donkey.*If I see my donkey's ears drooping, it means with certainty that it will rain."

    So the king hired the donkey.

    And thus began the practice of hiring dumb asses to work in influential positions.

    The practice is unbroken to this date.

    [emoji12]

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  • rideon74
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    Originally posted by drive_angry View Post
    Exactly my state of Mind
    Most of us actually!

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