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    This is some really crazy stuff by an american politician ...her name is christinie odonnell she is a tea party favourite ..even ran for the senate and a strong supporter of sarah palin "



    this she said on live TV :



    she is very famous for running Ads saying she is not a witch :



    This is her on old bill mahers show ...this is the best youtube clip on any politician... period lol :



    First time i saw this i laughed so hard i couldnt stop .
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    ^^^ ROTFL
    Glad she wasn't allowed to say...

    American scientific companies are cross-breeding humans and animals and coming up with brains with fully functioning human mice

    That would've shaken entire men in America Lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by aargee View Post
    ^^^ ROTFL
    Glad she wasn't allowed to say...

    American scientific companies are cross-breeding humans and animals and coming up with brains with fully functioning human mice

    That would've shaken entire men in America Lol
    Hhaha all republicans are mentally challenged in some way

    she also said condoms are the reason for spreading AIDS and the vending machines should be removed as they are phonographic ...she also said on TV that AIDS funding should be cut and cancer is "an act of god"

    anyway something closer to home :



    only 4 hrs maybe 5 hrs of power during day in my village...stil a lot better than down south...they have only 1-2 hr power .
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    [IMG]http://s4.favim.com/orig/50/*****y-joke-rude-school-text-Favim.com-453835.jpg[/IMG]

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    This one deserves a separate post as this is outstanding innocence



    Bet this one bought atleast a little smile
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    For the movie freaks...


    Teacher/Student/Classroom joke










    Special discount for FB addicts...



    Men is what we are...



    Uh!!! ho!!!
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    Sure to make you smile...


    If you lost your girlfriend at a party, the fastest way to find her is talk to another girl


    A man married his 'Secretary' thinking she will continue obeying his orders.....the rest as they say is history


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    Ah hummmm no, That is not even close to a joke

    See you just lost the plot!

    Are you trying to say that 5 apples are equal to apple 5? ( now that is a joke)

    Are you gonna try spoofing a MAc?> addy and all that?
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