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    Second best reason why i wear helmets

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    Quote Originally Posted by Samarth 619 View Post
    MODERATOR REQUEST: Guys, I understand that adult jokes are somewhat incomplete without a slight degree of "X" stuff, the adult stuff. But please refrain from going full throttle, without any (********) censors & refrain. We have lady members on Xbhp too.

    Slightly "Suggestive" is ok, but avoid making our beloved site come on Google, whenever someone searches XXX stuff. Hope you understand. ...

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    Very True.. lady members huh??
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    When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by psr View Post
    Jersey fixing for Rs. 100/- lol.. good one sir.. just one small question.. are you against IPL??
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    Quote Originally Posted by rreneav1987 View Post
    Jersey fixing for Rs. 100/- lol.. good one sir.. just one small question.. are you against IPL??
    Against Glorifying any activity.....or achievements.....all are temporary and will change......
    When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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    not sure if this link works.. but found a video which might be scary

    https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v...type=2&theater

    couldn't attach the video.. so open this link
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    Quote Originally Posted by accuengineer View Post
    Translation pleaseeeeeeeeee.......
    I am really sorry for the inconvenience ....................

    The headline is saying "Girlfriend calls you while you are studying" ............. the highlighted section in: (a) green is "No Tension" and (b) orange is "SMS to 97xxxxxxxx"

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    A father passing by his son's bedroom, was astonished to see the bed was nicely made, and everything was picked up. Then, he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, 'Dad.' With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter, with trembling hands. Dear, Dad. It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you.I had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mum and you. I've been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice, but I knew you would not approve of her, because of all her piercing's, tattoos, her tight Motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much older than I am. But it's not only the passion, Dad. She's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods, and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't, really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves, and trading it with the other people in the commune, for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS, so Stacy can get better. She sure deserves it! Don't worry Dad, I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself. Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit, so you can get to know your many grandchildren. Love, your son, Joshua... P.S Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Jason's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the school report that's on the kitchen table. Call when it is safe for me to come home!
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    and then grandma asks


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    Addicted to Facebook...

    Teacher:" What will u do after growing up.. ??

    Student:" Facebooking

    Teacher:" No! I mean what will u Become...??

    Student:" Admin of facebook pages

    Teacher:" O My G0d! I Mean what will u Achieve after u grow up...??

    Student:" Facebook Admin Rights

    Teacher:" Idiot! I Mean what will u do 4 ur Parents...??

    Student:" I create a page for them on facebooK. "I Luv Mom n Dad..

    Teacher:" Stupid! What do ur parents want from U...??

    Student:" My facebook password..

    Teacher:" Oh God! What is the purpose of ur Life ??

    Student:" Facebook but never face a book...
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