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    The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing.
    Socrates, BC 470

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    When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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    Hence, I am out of the review meeting
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    What u think
    "Life is all about burning petrol and the most efficient way to do so is by riding a bike"
    "A man who dreams of being an astronaut or a pilot, is yet to drive a motorcycle."
    "Often, I find myself in the middle of nowhere,Rarely, in the middle of nowhere, I FIND myself..."

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    Gujju & Chinese in a train.
    A cockroach enters.
    Chinese catches it & eats it!
    Another cockroach enters.
    Gujju catches & asks the Chinese:
    Kharidega? 
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    Random chats on Fb:


    Girl:- “You never smile na?”

    Boy :- “How can you say this?”
    ...
    Girl:- "I've never seen your smiling pictures” .

    Boy :- “ok then by that logic , you never Bathe na”


    **Blocked**
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    First time in the history it happened and won't happen again

    Rajnikant vs sardar: opening Question to both in a competition -- what is half of 8?

    Rajni: 4

    Sardar: Depend karta hai ....
    agar horizontally half karo to ''0''
    or vertically karo to ''3''.


    Rajnikant Lost!

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    Badda aaya Rajnikant
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    Ye kya bak#@DI hain -



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    A class 5 teacher asked her students to make rhymes with their names;

    Sam: My name is Sam,
    When I grow up to be a man,
    I want to go to Russia and Japan,
    If I can, If I can, If I can

    Candy: My name is Candy,
    When I grow up to be a lady,
    I want to have a baby
    If I can, if I can, if I can

    Dan: My name is Dan.
    When I grow up to be a man,
    To hell with Russia and Japan
    I'm gonna help Candy with her plan
    I know I can, I know I can, I know I can
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    The ROCK returns

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