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    masahallah..very innovative
    Agar aap Jaag Rahe hai to So Jaiye kyonki raat ke sannate ko chirti aa rahi hai SANSANI...star news par har raat aath baje

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    Doctor to a sardar friend: what would you prefer in your old age? Alzheimer's or Parkinson's?

    Sardar: it's ok to spill a few drops of whiskey from the glass rather than completely forget where I put the bottle, yaar!
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    Once I have donned my black helmet, I become anonymous. My face ceases to identify me. My black visor shields others from the rigours of my passing glance while shielding me from their attempts to peer into my soul. I am an anonymous rider shrouded in black. I am no longer a specific self. I am a passing Traveller.

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    Naughty kiddos...

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    My DIY(s) - Sprocket bearing change | Paint job | Custom speedo dial

    Getting angry at somebody is the same as getting angry with a bike that just won't go. You should stop and start thinking.
    A good mechanic will let you watch even without charging you for it. | Riding faster than everyone else only guarantees youll ride alone.

    It is funny to know that we've been imitated and copied so well
    and surprising when we notice our mistakes are copied as well.

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    Computers have really changed our lifestyle !!!!

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    1 Saasu maa Apne 3 Damado ka pyar dekhne ke liye dariya me kud gayi

    1st damad ne bacha liya... . . Saas ne use Car di😀

    2nd day fir kudi.2nd damad ne bachaya, to bike mili.😀

    3rd day fir kudi . . .3rd damad ne socha"Cycle hi reh gayi hai, kya fayda"Aur saas doob gayi.😛

    Agle din us damad ko Mercedes mili..Kaise...???
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    The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

    Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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    When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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    Santa to banta :Thank God, apun ke underwear ka naam 'Dollar' hai. 'Rupee' hota to baar baar girta raheta!!
    The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

    Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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    Sometimes this happens here too!

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    An interview with the Rupee

    Journalist - Mr.INR what do you feel about all the jokes on your recent fall?

    INR - I don't appreciate!!!
    Ride more, browse less.

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    To all those who think 4 wheels are faster than 2 wheels always.

    440 hp M3 vs 198 hp RR. (Courtesy Akrapovic)


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