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    And some random ones...
    Sorry if there is a repeat...

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    Quote Originally Posted by B7ACKTHORN View Post
    Pretty close

    Attachment 114570

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    That is a girl's hand? Is she cute and smart?

    Dad:I want u 2 marry a girl ofmy choice.
    Son:No
    Dad:The girl is Bill Gates' daughter.
    Son:Then ok.
    Dad goes 2 Bill Gates
    Dad:I want ur daughter 2 marry my son.
    Bill Gates:No,
    Dad:My son is d CEO of the WorldBank.
    Bill Gates:Then ok.
    Dad goes 2 the President of the World Bank.
    Dad:Appoint my son as the CEO of ur bank.
    President:No!
    Dad:He is the son-in-law of Bill Gates.
    President:Then ok!
    This is BUSINESS.
    (And love too)
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    Cleaner, regarding the girl, I don't know. Girls are either way too smart or way too....

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    Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
    The girl said, 'NO!'


    And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


    THE END

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    morning tips for a good sunday

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cleaner View Post

    Dad:I want u 2 marry a girl ofmy choice.
    Son:No
    Dad:The girl is Bill Gates' daughter.
    Son:Then ok.
    Dad goes 2 Bill Gates
    Dad:I want ur daughter 2 marry my son.
    Bill Gates:No,
    Dad:My son is d CEO of the WorldBank.
    Bill Gates:Then ok.
    Dad goes 2 the President of the World Bank.
    Dad:Appoint my son as the CEO of ur bank.
    President:No!
    Dad:He is the son-in-law of Bill Gates.
    President:Then ok!
    This is BUSINESS.
    (And love too)
    I hope every son gets dad like this

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    Grateful Father-In-Law

    A mother-in-law once thought of testing her son-in-laws. One day she took her elder son-in-law out for a walk. While walking beside a lake shore, she consciously fell into the lake and pretended to drown. The son-in-law straight away without any thought jumped into the river and saved her. The next morning, he was ecstatic to find a brand new Toyota car waiting on his driveway with a thank you note from his mum-in-law.


    While out on a walk with her younger son-in-law a few days later, she repeated her act of drowning again. But this time the son-in-law looked at her without moving an inch and gleed with delight, "Finally! It's about time that this old witch dies!" The next morning, he received a brand new Ferrari car on his driveway with a thank you note from his father-in law.
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    Quote Originally Posted by psr View Post
    Sir, could you please remove it. It is offending to physically disabled people. You see, some people have back problems due to genetics or idiopathic reasons. It's not a good thing to make fun of them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cleaner View Post
    Sir, could you please remove it. It is offending to physically disabled people. You see, some people have back problems due to genetics or idiopathic reasons. It's not a good thing to make fun of them.
    I dont think it is related to the handicap people buddy.. what that msg means to say is the young people are highly addicted to computers and it is a known fact that sitting in front of the computers brings up back pains..

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    Quote Originally Posted by petrolhead_chn View Post
    Grateful Father-In-Law

    A mother-in-law once thought of testing her son-in-laws. One day she took her elder son-in-law out for a walk. While walking beside a lake shore, she consciously fell into the lake and pretended to drown. The son-in-law straight away without any thought jumped into the river and saved her. The next morning, he was ecstatic to find a brand new Toyota car waiting on his driveway with a thank you note from his mum-in-law.


    While out on a walk with her younger son-in-law a few days later, she repeated her act of drowning again. But this time the son-in-law looked at her without moving an inch and gleed with delight, "Finally! It's about time that this old witch dies!" The next morning, he received a brand new Ferrari car on his driveway with a thank you note from his father-in law.
    Where do you get these hilarious stuff from man??

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