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    Which word starts with the letter F and ends with UCK at the end..

    No.. its not what you think..

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    Its called FiretrUCK..

    I Like the way you think..

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    Santa phones an ambulance because his mate Banta been hit by a car......
    Santa: 'Get an ambulance here quick, he's bleeding from his nose and ears and I tink both his legs are broken.'
    Operator: 'What is your location sir?'

    Santa: 'Outside number 28 Connaught Place .'
    Operator: 'How do you spell that sir?'
    Silence.... (heavy breathing) and after a minute.
    Operator: 'Are you there sir?'

    More heavy breathing and another minute later.
    Operator: 'Sir, can you hear me?'
    This goes on for another few minutes until....
    Operator: 'Sir, please answer me. Can you still hear me?'

    Santa: 'Yes, sorry bout dat... I couldn't spell Connaught place, so I just dragged him round to Minto road


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    The Great Indian Railway

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    When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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    Hunk - Oct 2k7 til now
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    Delhi to Nepal

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    All in the name of Discovery Channel.

    JUNGAL MAY MANGAL.

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    Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
    The girl said, 'NO!'


    And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


    THE END

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    Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
    Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
    ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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    The Future Policeman who is going to defend us from the Goondas.....

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    When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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    Husband walking behind his Wife says, "Baby u become so fat...ur bums look lyk a big tandoor🍯!!''

    The wife keeps quiet and keeps walking...

    At night the husband asks for sex.

    Wife, Sorry Darling..I cant light up the big tandoor🍯 for just a small piece of kabab!!!
    The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

    Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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    It's just a sausage and some ketchup... you dirty.....

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    Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
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    And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


    THE END

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    It's just a sausage and some ketchup... you dirty.....

    Cheers!
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    Cheers!!!
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