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    wife said....aaj kal tyohar ka mausam chal raha h..... chota mota gold ka kuch le do.......
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    Husband went and bought "CHOTA GOLD FLAKE"
    The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

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    When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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    Acchanak wali Lottery :-

    After Wife's delivery, Husband asked Nurse - How soon do U think we will be able to have Sex ?

    Nurse: Meet me in 20 minutes
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    Drunkspiration..... Agree?

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    Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
    The girl said, 'NO!'


    And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


    THE END

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    Ride safe and have fun.
    Regards
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    Just for laughs. . .

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    true

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    For those who have not yet seen


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    On cyclone Phailin...News reporting

    Reporter:Why are you here???(to a person evacuated to higher ground to reduce casualties )

    What sort of a stupid question is this ??
    Its just one of the many stupid questions asked by reporters....

    Another one "the cyclone has not yet hit on time at Vishakapatnam as said by Met Dept" As if she really wants it to happen and report it and get some award for risking her @$$

    News reporting is just BS nowadays, its all about We Are The First to Report from Ground Zero..(fame)

    My opinions only....

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    Quote Originally Posted by neil9381 View Post
    On cyclone Phailin...News reporting

    Reporter:Why are you here???(to a person evacuated to higher ground to reduce casualties )

    What sort of a stupid question is this ??
    Its just one of the many stupid questions asked by reporters....

    Another one "the cyclone has not yet hit on time at Vishakapatnam as said by Met Dept" As if she really wants it to happen and report it and get some award for risking her @$$

    News reporting is just BS nowadays, its all about We Are The First to Report from Ground Zero..(fame)

    My opinions only....
    You are absolutely right....sensationalism rather than proper account is the way things are...and is also short lived, till a new incident comes up...We have endless debates with mindless personalities who are the self appointed saviors....
    TV had changed the way we live..some Good , some bad...let us make a conscious effort to choose the Good...

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