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    when 1 mark feels like everything..
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    Girl- Agar mai car k niche aa jau to 1 mahina no college. Agar truck k niche aa jau to 2 mahine no college.

    Boy- Tum mere niche aa jao... 9 mahine no college
    The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

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    Boss ne Sales Team ko MOTIVATE karne ke liye naya Incentive Program announce kiya:
    "Jo sabse zyada Sales dega, usko BLOWJOB milega!"

    Employee: Boss, ye BLOWJOB dega kaun?

    Boss: Jo sabse KUM Sales karega!!!!
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    The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

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    When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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    @psr
    Ha ha sir the midget joke made my day! Truly Hilarious Thank you!
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    150cc doing 100+ is great!
    100cc doing 100+ is awesome!!
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    100cc cornering like hell is awesome!!
    THAT'S WHY I RIDE A RTZ!!

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    @Night_Shade.. The boost one rocks. Epic!!
    The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

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    Thank you mate

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    And the most intelligent cow

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    Boy drops girl at home, he puts his hand on the wall by the gate for support, leans towards her and says: "Can I kiss u?"
    Girl: Not now, I'm home
    Boy: Please...
    Girl: No
    Boy: You were too sweet in bed today
    Girl: You too were full of energy.
    Boy: Let me give u a goodnite kiss.
    Girl: Someone may be watching. They still think I'm a virgin at home....
    This goes on for 10 mins...
    Then girl's brother appears at the gate and says: "Dad says, whether u kiss him or not its ur decision, but tell that bastard to remove his hand from the intercom button, everyone at home is listening to your bullshit !!

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