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    Cheers!!!
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    I've been a backbencher especially on math periods and I and quite a few have been sent out the same way, but the difference is we were kneeling down, as opposed to standing. Oh the bliss of seeing the trees jingle and silent hallway is a bliss, and listening to others who have been asked questions in the middle to complete the sum, and we laughing outside, bloody priceless.


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    Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
    The girl said, 'NO!'


    And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


    THE END

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    When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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    Mother is driving a little girl to her friend's house for a play date.


    "Mommy," the little girl asks, "how old are you?"

    "Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age," the mother replied. "It's not polite."



    "OK", the little girl says, "How much do you weigh?"

    "Now really," the mother says, "those are personal questions and are really none of your business."


    Undaunted, the little girl asks, "Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?"


    "That is enough questions, young lady, honestly!"

    The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play.


    "My Mom won't tell me anything about her," the little girl says to her friend.


    "Well," says the friend, "all you need to do is look at her drivers license. It is like a report card, it has everything on it."


    Later that night the little girl says to her mother,

    "I know how old you are, you are 32."

    The mother is surprised and asks,

    "How did you find that out?

    "I also know that you weigh 140 pounds."

    The mother is past surprised and shocked now.

    "How in heaven's name did you find that out?"

    "And," the little girl says triumphantly,

    "I know why you and daddy got a divorce."

    "Oh really?" the mother asks. "Why?"

    "Because you got an ' F ' in sex."
    Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
    Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
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    Wife goes to supermarket, sees men's briefs on sale. She buys a dozen of the same color. Goes home and gives hubby.

    Hubby protests, "Why buy me same colour? People will think I do not change underwear!!!"

    Wife asks,"Which people?"
    Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
    Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
    ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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    [QUOTE=ryan.virgo;1000831]Remote

    Attachment 121215

    Factu....Factu....This is an ALL IN ALL remote, used when we stayed with friends. To switch on/off the fan, light, to hang any dresses in the rack, to wake someone, to roll someone for enough place, moreover it started from Kalaigar TV, when tes sound goes off have to give a blow in the table or sometimes on TV itself....Good old days
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    Funny Truth :

    Every Man is Millionaire atleast by his sperm count.

    Funniest thing is that, even these million are also spent on Women.
    The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

    Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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    A girl invites her boyfriend over for dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl tells him that after dinner she wants to have sex with him for the first time.

    The boy is ecstatic, but nervous because he's a virgin. He goes to the pharmacy to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist his situation and asks for advice. The pharmacist tells him everything there is to know about sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks how many condoms he'd like to buy: a 3-pack or a 10-pack. The boy says he feels lucky and insists on the 10-pack.

    That night, the boy shows up for dinner a little late. His girlfriend meets him at the door leads him straight to the dinner table where her parents are already seated. The boy sits down, quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still silent with his head down. Five minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 10 minutes, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boy, "I had no idea you were this religious."

    The boy turns and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist."


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    One Sunday morning, Satan appeared before a small town congregation. Everyone started screaming and running for the front church door, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away.

    Soon, everyone was gone, except for an elderly gentleman who sat calmly. Satan walked up to the man and said, "Don't you know who I am?"

    The man replied, "Yep, sure do."

    Satan asked, "Aren't you going to run?"

    "Nope, sure ain't," said the man.

    Perturbed, Satan asked, "Why aren't you afraid of me?"

    The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for over 48 years."

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    don't be soft
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    we do show how serious we are at times

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    and lastly, something true..

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    Ride safe and have fun.
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