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    This is smart one,worth forwarding endlessly....

    This happened on U N Assembly that made the world community smile.

    A representative from India began:

    "Before begining my speech I want to tell you a very very old story about Rishi kashyap of kashmir, after whom kashmir is named.

    When he found a beautiful lake,
    he thought-"What a good opportunity 2 have a bath",

    He removed his clothes,put them aside on d rock and entered d water.

    When he go t out and wantd to dress, his clothes had vanished.

    A Pakistani had stolen them!

    'The Pakistani representative in Assembly jumped up furiously n shouted
    "what r u talking about?
    The Pakistanis weren't there then."

    Indian representative smiled and said,

    "And now that we have made that clear, i'll begin my speech.

    "And they say Kashmir
    belongs to them".
    Everybody laughed.

    Being an Indian I simply love this msg.



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    Sparklers for the day!

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    Cheers!
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    Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
    The girl said, 'NO!'


    And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


    THE END

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    Had to share this right away

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    At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women were more trustworthy.

    "No woman," said one man, scornfully, "can keep a secret."

    "I would dispute that," answered a woman guest. "I have kept my age a secret since I was twenty-one."

    "You'll let it out some day," the man insisted.

    "I hardly think so!" responded the lady. "When a woman has kept a secret for twenty-seven years, she can keep it forever."
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    The teacher in Johnny's class asked what their parents did for a living. One little girl said her Father was a Doctor, another said her Mother was an Engineer. When it was Little Johnny's turn, he stood up and said, "My Mom's a whore"

    Teacher went mad & sent him to the Principal's office; 15 minutes later, he returned to class. The teacher couldn't believe he was let out so easily or may be he lied to the principal, so she asked "Did you tell the principal what you said in class?"

    Johnny : "Yes"

    Teacher : "Well, what did the principal say?"

    Johnny : "He said that every job is important in our economy, gave me an apple and asked for my Moms phone number."
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    A famous Psychiatrist was once invited to a grand dinner party by a socialite.....She was a very rich individual who kept her status in the society by hosting the best of people from all walks of life ...In the party she introduced the Psychiatrist to the guests in a grand manner , and he was also very impressed.
    During dinner the Socialite went up to the doc and asked him about the difficult cases he had seen in his life....after some talk on his practice and patients, the socialite was curious and asked him..
    " Doc how do you differentiate between a unsound,disturbed person from a normal one ?"
    Doc replied.." Well we ask simple questions, and the answer would reveal the patient's mental status... "
    The socialite insisted.." Can you give an example ? I would like to test my own mental status... "
    Doc," Ma'me I don't think that is necessary, since you seem to be of sound mind "
    the socialite insisted, and so the Doc was forced to ask a simple question..
    Doc.." well we ask some simple question like this....Captain Cook went around the world Three times and died during one of them...Which One ? "
    The Socialite laughed and said.." Ohh how clever " and started looking after her guests..
    At the end of the party, she came up to the Psychiatrist and said.." Doc Do you have any other question ? You see I am weak in History and Geography.."
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    1. Loose motion can never be done in slow motion

    2. What is the difference between a chicken and a baby?
    Chicken is the result of a sitting hen while the baby is the result of standing cock.

    3. What's the difference between a bomb & a condom?
    In a bomb blast, population decreases
    BUT in a condom blast, population increases
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    me just now

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    Ride safe and have fun.
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    I think my english has gone for a toss... is it road or RAOD?? :P:



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