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    Paul Walker Car Crash, How ironical! An actor of car racing movie series dies in a car accident. I really wonder how Sunny Leone will die !
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    ^^ probably during her Hindi Tuition classes ;D

    Cheerz!!
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    Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
    The girl said, 'NO!'


    And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


    THE END

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    When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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    My true true story - a different touch to an old meme but nevertheless, hilarious

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    NAUGHTY ENGINEERS..!!

    Four Girls took lift in a Car full of
    Engineers...

    Since no place available, they
    sat on each Boys'lap...
    .
    After 5 minuts...
    .
    Girl1:"Are you an Electronics & Communication Engineer.. ??
    .
    Boy1:"How do you know.. ??
    .
    Girl1:"Your Tower is communicating with my Unreachable Area...

    Girl2:"Areyou an IT Engineer.. ??

    Boy2:"How do you know.. ??
    .
    Girl2:"Your Pen drive is trying to
    connect with my USB port...

    Girl3:"Are you a Mechanical Engineer..??
    .
    .
    Boy3:"How do you know.. ??
    .
    .
    Girl3:"UR Piston is trying to move
    into my Cylinder..

    Girl4:"Are U a Civil Engineer.. ??
    .
    Boy4:"How do U know.. ??
    .
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    Girl4:"UR Dam has Broken and Flooded my village..



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    Beauty of ENGLISH-
    Ever noticed how deleting one word after another in a sentence can lead to a nice story ?

    Here's an example:

    "Oh Jack plz dont touch me at all .!"
    "Oh Jack plz dont touch me at..!"
    "Oh Jack plz dont touch..!"
    "Oh Jack plz dont..!"
    "Oh Jack plz...!"
    "Oh Jack.. !"
    "Oh....!"
    "O !"
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    Quote Originally Posted by rreneav1987 View Post
    Paul Walker Car Crash, How ironical! An actor of car racing movie series dies in a car accident. I really wonder how Sunny Leone will die !
    Yeah really it was very sad and also astonishing to read the news.

    I was very sad to know the news.

    Although i am not a great fan of him, but i like him as how cool he looks in the fast series.

    I love the fast series and especially like Paul walker and Vin diesel. They look like they are made for this.

    Now without paul fast series will not feel the same.
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    Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
    The girl said, 'NO!'


    And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


    THE END

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