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    Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
    The girl said, 'NO!'


    And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


    THE END

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    Quote Originally Posted by petrolhead_chn View Post
    In a school science class four worms were placed into four separate jars.


    The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol.
    The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke.
    The third worm was put into a jar of sperm.
    The fourth worm was put into a jar of soil.


    After one day, these were the results:
    The first worm in alcohol --- dead.
    The second worm in cigarette smoke --- dead.
    The third worm in sperm --- dead.
    The fourth worm in soil --- alive.


    So the science teacher asked the class --- "What can you learn from this experiment."


    Little Johnny quickly raised his hand and said. "As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't have worms."
    How the hell did they source a jar of sperm? Our college had trouble sourcing 5ml human sperm for zoology practical class, and a kindhearted guy had to help them source it. It was quite embarrassing and awkward moment.
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    Chor aya, Tijori par likha tha
    "Todne ki zaroorat nahi button dabao, khul jayegi"
    Button dabate hi Police aa gayi.
    Police : Tumko kuch apni safai me kehna hai ?
    Chor : Maa kasam aaj insaniyat se vishwas uth gaya..

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    Paris Hilton is a very talented lady and her talents can be seen in You Tube..The Hilton group of Hotels is built by her father and her share amounts to 100 million...I am sure by herself ,she had not earned a single penny, only disrepute...
    Tesla cannot be compared to Paris Hilton...he was a Pioneer in understanding Electricity, and patented the AC Induction Motor,which to-day powers from AC Ceiling fan to the Powerful Locomotive Axle Drive Motors .
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    Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
    The girl said, 'NO!'


    And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


    THE END

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    1. A man will pay 200Rs for a 100Rs item he wants. A woman will pay 100Rs for a 200Rs item that she doesn't want.

    2. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

    3. To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot & love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all.

    4. Married men live longer than single men - but married men are a lot more willing to die.

    5. Any married man should forget his mistakes - there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

    6. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change & she does.

    7. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

    8. There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage & after marriage.

    Ride safe and have fun.
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    before marriage & after marriage.
    Purrrrfectto!!! 'need to show this to your highness.
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    Quote Originally Posted by chaosaddict View Post
    Purrrrfectto!!! 'need to show this to your highness.
    Reheney do...pitogey

    Once I have donned my black helmet, I become anonymous. My face ceases to identify me. My black visor shields others from the rigours of my passing glance while shielding me from their attempts to peer into my soul. I am an anonymous rider shrouded in black. I am no longer a specific self. I am a passing Traveller.

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