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    Anyone for soup-skey?

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    True that!!

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    Perfect chef?? :P

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    Duniya ka sabse bada sach hai ye

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    Ouch!!

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    The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

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    Shocking Introduction at a party.

    One man to another:
    Meet my wife Taniya.

    2nd one:
    Ya, I know her.

    1st one:
    How_?

    2nd one:
    We were caught many times sleeping together.

    1st one:
    What_??
    (Angrily) What the hell u r talking_??

    2nd one:
    During lectures in Science & History classes.
    We were classmates.

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    Our Life is full of monkeys.....

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    When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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    Implausible -


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    BENEATH THE REMAINS.........
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    that volvo truck ad in you tube is simply beyond words. 2nd pic.
    I'm a responsible rider.It doesn't matter what you ride,but what matters is how you ride.

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    Weird? Odd? Funny? Whatever it may seem, but it's true. This was a Vespa equipped with 3-inch cannons as OEM, dubbed 'Bazooka Vespa'. It was introduced in 1956 for use by paratroops.

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    "A guy dials his home phone from work. A strange woman answers.
    The guy says, "Who is this?"
    "This is the maid.", answered the woman.
    "We don't have a maid!"
    "I was just hired this morning by the lady of the house."
    "Well, this is her husband. Is she there?"
    "Ummm .... she's upstairs in the bedroom with someone who I just figured was her husband."
    The guy is fuming. He says to the maid, "Listen, would you like to make $50,000?"
    "What do I have to do?"
    "I want you to get my gun from my desk in the den and shoot that witch and the jerk she is with." The maid puts down the phone. The guy hears footsteps, followed by two gunshots.
    The maid comes back to the phone. "What should I do with the bodies?"
    "Throw them in the swimming pool!"
    "What?! There's no pool here?"
    Long pause... "Uh .... is this 221-1811?""
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