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    Quote Originally Posted by icemang View Post
    @bbsrailfan. Good one. The weapon shown is a 75 mm recoilless antitank rifle, not a 3 inch cannon. And yes, it was an actual weapon. Our Army had the 106mm and 57mm, now phased out. The famous Carl Gustav 84 mm is still around. My personal favourite was the 106mm. Couldn't hear anything for three days after firing it hehe.

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    Wait a minute... Are you on Indiansforguns.com forum too? I'd like to see that antitank rifle in action.


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    A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a $20 fell out onto the sidewalk.

    Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, "Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag."

    "Oh, really? Darn it!" said the little old lady. "I'd better go back and see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me officer.

    "Well, now, not so fast," said the cop.“Where did you get all that money? You didn't steal it, did you?"

    "Oh, no, no", said the old lady. "You see, my back yard is right next to a Golf course. A lot of Golfers come and pee through a knot hole in my fence, right into my flower Garden. It used to really tick me off. Kills the flowers, you know. Then I thought, 'why not make the best of it? So, now, I stand behind the fence by the knot hole, real quiet, with my hedge clippers. Every time some guy sticks his thing through my fence, I surprise him, grab hold of it and say, 'O.K., buddy! Give me $20, or off it comes.'

    "Well, that seems only fair," said the cop, laughing. "OK. Good luck! Oh, by the way, what's in the other bag?"

    "Not everybody pays."
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    A woman and man get into a car accident. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither one of them is hurt.

    After they crawl out of the wreckage, the woman says, "Wow, look at our cars -- there's nothing left! This must be a sign from Him that we should be friends and not try to pin the blame on each other."

    The man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely."

    The woman points to a bottle on the ground and says, "Somehow this bottle of Scotch from my back seat didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this Scotch and celebrate our good fortune."

    She hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, and chugs about a third of the bottle to calm his nerves. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.

    The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"

    The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police."
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    Yep...gullible man falls for a backstabbing woman! Again!
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    THE Devil's friend, and Nadz11...Your posts are getting wicked..hope your GFs don't visit this thread..
    Enjoyed the jokes..THANK YOU..
    Monk..you need to visit this thread more often, and contribute with more posts.


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    In today's Sunday Tribune classifieds


    V.I.P. Number for sale CHU-7


    Oh, the irony!

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    @psr.. Gf?? What is that??


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