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    This is what happens when you leave dad and child alone in home..Dad's Day Out
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    Quote Originally Posted by devils_friend View Post
    @psr.. Gf?? What is that??


    What's Marriage?

    Answer- Marriage is the 7th sense of humans, that destroys all the Six Senses and makes the person Non Sense..!
    You seem to be wise now..hhmmm let us see what happens in a few years..

    Men are normally wise
    When they marry they become otherwise..
    When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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    A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a Sunday afternoon flight on a small private plane. Suddenly, the plane developed engine trouble. In spite of the best efforts of the pilot, the plane started to go down. Finally, the pilot grabbed a parachute and yelled to the passengers that they better jump, and he himself bailed out.
    Unfortunately, there were only three parachutes remaining.
    The doctor grabbed one and said Im a doctor, I save lives, so I must live, and jumped out.
    The lawyer then said, Im a lawyer and lawyers are the smartest people in the world. I deserve to live. He also grabbed a parachute and jumped.
    The priest looked at the little boy and said, My son, Ive lived a long and full life. You are young and have your whole life ahead of you. Take the last parachute and live in peace.
    The little boy handed the parachute back to the priest and said, Not to worry Father. The smartest man in the world just took off with my back pack.

    Moral:
    Your job doesnt always define you, but being a Good Human being Does.

    Ride safe and have fun.
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    Nadeem


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    Boy : I Heard You Failed In English?
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    Girl : Who Telled You? It Is Unpossible.
    i Sawed the Result tomorrow. I Passed Away!!

    Boy: Ok Bye!

    Girl: Bye bye, May God blast u..

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    Humans life on Earth

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    Dad entered son's room and found him asleep on his books, tired of exam studies. Walked closer to him, played with his hair softly, sweetly and............ * BAAAANG* slapped his face... and said; "last seen on whatsapp 1 minute ago" 😛

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    Wife: Apke birthday ke liye itna mast suit liya hai ki bas puchho mat..

    Husband: Shukar hai tumhe mera khayal to Aaya, Lao dikhao.

    Wife: Abhi pehen ke Aati hoon...

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    Ride safe and have fun.
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    For the married guys here (m single):

    'Laughing At Your Own Mistakes, Can Lengthen Your Life."

    -Shakespear

    "Laughing At ur Wife's Mistakes,Can Shorten ur Life."

    -Shakespear's Wife


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