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    When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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    Some Technological FAILS:



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    :P :P

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    Quote Originally Posted by ryan.virgo View Post
    IMO, Never seen something like before.... :O
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    An IT Engineer by profession and a rider by soul.


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    Santa after first peg

    Ravan bahut bura aadmi tha. Seeta mata ko bhaga kar le gaya wo, accha hua Sri ram nei vadh kar diya uska

    After 3rd peg

    Ravan bahut bura aadmi tha bheinch** .. Uski maa ka bhonds* sala seeta mata ko bhaga kar le gaya. Accha hua Sri Ram nei uski g**nd maar di..harami sala kabhi chutiayapa nahi karega wo...

    After 5th peg

    Ravav ki maa ki ch****!!!
    M*adar*** aise kaise seeta mata ko bhaga kar le gaya 
    O chotu oye, payncho jaldi Scorpio nikal Lanka jana hai Ravan ki m** cho*ne...

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    Arz kiya hai:

    Roye hum is kadar, unke kandho par sir rakh kar.. Waah waah!!
    Roye hum is kadar, unke kandho par sir rakh kar.. Waah waah!!
    Ki Wo khud hi apni kameez utarkar boli...
    'Daba de kamine, khali peeli natak mat kar...!!'

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    Unki gali se guzre, to chaurahaa nazar aaya
    Unki gali se guzre, to chaurahaa nazar aaya
    Unki Maa bahar aakar boli...

    G**nd faad dungi kamine, jo dubara nazar aaya...


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    Ride safe and have fun.
    Regards
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    If you have the time watch this. Very nicely edited. Funny too!
    Tour De Thekkady

    The Return of the KB

    The Run-in Adventure

    150cc doing 100+ is great!
    100cc doing 100+ is awesome!!
    150cc cornering like hell is great!
    100cc cornering like hell is awesome!!
    THAT'S WHY I RIDE A RTZ!!

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    *Ek aadmi ne conductor se pucha: Aap kitne ghante bus me rehte ho?

    Conductor: 24 hours.

    Aadmi: Wo kaise?

    Conductor: 8 ghante city bus me, Baaki 16 ghante biwi ke "BASME".!


    *Employee: Sir You are like a lion in the office! What about at home??

    Boss: I am a lion at home too, But Goddess Durga sits on the lion there!


    *A man gifted his wife a diamond necklace for their anniversary and wife didn't speak to him for 6 months.

    Was the necklace FAKE?

    Nooooo! That was the deal


    *A couple was having dinner at a fancy restaurant. As the food was served, the husband said, "the food looks delicious, let's eat."

    Wife: honey.....you say prayer before eating at home.

    Husband: that's at home sweetheart......here the chef knows how to cook!!


    *Bhakt: Swami ji, aisi Patni ko kya kahte hai jo Gori ho, Lambi ho, sundar ho, Inteligent ho, Pati ko samjhe, Or kabhi jhagda n kare?

    Swami: Mann ka Vaham kahte hain Beta, Mann ka Vaham!!!!
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    Nice knee guards


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